Quotes about “grogu”
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2066.58
he's just like a cute guy. oh, you were in that last lobby too. hello. no, you're fired? okay, i would sell $12 baby yoda milkshakes at disney world that contain 35 cents of high fructose corn syrup. and there'll be like a little plastic cup that looks like baby yoda. you're hired. also, i know his name is grogu or gulp shido depending on who you talk to. but i just like calling him baby yoda.
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5346.02
there's a whole bunch of toys. she could look at the lego. she can look at the barbies. there was a grogu there. when you squeeze the grogu, he went like, rrrrr. and then there was like a halloween section and the halloween section had stuff that was like, push this button and see the ambiance of the light. so i was holding her up. she was pushing the buttons. she had an amazing time at canadian tire. we were there for like an hour. then the next day,
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bro, what are they doing in star wars? what the hell are they doing in star wars, man? yaddle. look at this shit. it's got like a haircut and everything. yep, that's yaddle. yaddle is a force sensitive female being of the same species as grandmaster yoda and grogu. are you telling me?
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992.88
i didn't. that's the end of that. i gotta give you some credit. you can tag poggames, man. i'm ready. like after watching you duck and dive, i'm like, no man, now i gotta dial just a little bit more. hold on. i have a helmet named after that star wars character that you like. right here. is grogu's helmet? no.
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6670.02
i wouldn't say it's necessarily worth your time, but if you're interested in seeing a robot that is a trash compactor with an attitude, there's a lot worse ways to spend 17 hours this summer. same goes for grogu, it's the same recipe. you leave grogu's name out of your mouth though. grogu's a damn cutie. what do you mean grogu? what's the reason you try to insult me and tell me grogu's the same format as... whoops.
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3903.80
yeah, there is hair on the bandage because you put this nice little grogu bandage on me. you applied it to a part of my leg that is completely saturated with leg hair. so daddy, he took it off this morning. i don't know how well people can see. it certainly, let me just say it, the treatment was worse than the disease because the disease was nothing. i hope you had a good day, honey. was it fun? tomo, tomo.
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101.96
you mean sam yeo is not my friend? i don't think sam yeo and i would get along. well, listen, i don't think we would be enemies. but he seems like a big dork. he's super into star wars and musicals and he loves grogu. sure, i've got grogu as my profile icon on disney plus, but for the most part i pretend to watch criterion collection movies instead. but they program great classes.
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major media properties. i don't know why i phrased it like such a point dexter. no wonder i can't make any friends. but she watches this one that's like grogu's day in the snow and it's like the mandalorian flies and lands the ship and then falls asleep and grogu goes out in the snow and makes like a big snowball and then it falls on his head. she loves watching it. she'll watch it like it's a minute long. she'll watch it like 22 times in a row.
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5003.04
and she knows who grogu is because grogu is our disney plus avatar. so she'll say, who's that? and i say, you know who that is. and then she goes, that's grogu. and then she points at the, tomo, you okay, buddy? she points at the mandalorian and goes, who's this guy? and i say, that's the mandalorian. and then she says, who do you like more, grogu or helmet guy?
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5028.34
and i say, i like grogu more. and then she says, but i like grogu more. and i say, okay, i like helmet guy. but then also i told her that like we watched the second season of the mandalorian together when she was like a day old, because we were waking up at 3 a.m. to bottle feed her. and like that was just happened to be coming out at that time on disney plus. and she was like, yeah, i watched it when i was a baby. i said, play grogu show, play grogu show. and i said, no, you frickin did not.
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as a four day old baby you did not say play grogu show you went waaaah waaaah waaaah you okay tomoe? you mean i owned her? i didn't own her she was just telling lies. papa. you know i was watching chiblee yesterday and he said can you tell me if i'm crazy? he was talking to his chat he wasn't talking to me specifically. he said i bought a six pack of coke zero and drank it all in four days.
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845.28
was it a squishy video? okay, what was it? you try? was it pokemon? was it frozen? was it grogu? was it the dougies? okay, you gotta tell me! okay, i hate to say it. i gotta step in here. we gotta go up, honey. was it toy story? it was toy story! also, everything i knew about boston before going there came from good will hunting.
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122.96
and then i ran out of guardians of the galaxy characters, so i went, grogu people, baby yoda, they say you can't, the nut job left says you can't call him baby yoda. yoda's a guy, not a species. we still call him baby yoda. he's very cute. bo katan, the mandalorian.
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