Quotes about “green sick penis”
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sometimes you get so sick the head of your penis changes color. not like a lot. it's not like it changes to like lime green or whatever, but it'll fade a little bit or like its opacity will decrease. that's never happened to me? there's a lot for you to discover as you get older, okay? sorry, sorry, not opacity. i think i mean saturation. chet, is it true that the head of your penis is the same color as your nipples? i gotta do some more research.
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whoa, how'd you figure that out from what i just said? david goggins in the chat? i still did we ever did we ever get an edited version of the bit where it's david goggins yelling at his penis to get hard? you fat fucking slug. you limp dick fucking worm. you make me fucking sick. i fucking love it, man. it might it might be real. it might be real too. yeah, yeah, the guy for the guy from ant man and the wasp. were you a tom green fan growing up? yeah!
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ladies cover your ears, okay? sometimes you get so sick the head of your penis changes color. not like a lot. it's not like it changes to lime green or whatever, but it'll fade a little bit, or its opacity will decrease. that's never happened to me? there's a lot for you to discover as you get older, okay? sorry, sorry, not opacity. i think i mean saturation. ted, is it true that the head of your penis is the same color as your nipples? kind of.
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