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oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears!
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no, you know jofos five months in a row people said it wigged out for a second there. it's dark mom's wigged out. no, it's dang said it wigged out for a second there that scares me what kind of like a green way but it also windows just activated itself weirdly enough. so mate that might cause it we have like three we're the only people in the world who bought a legal version of windows but i
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nah, she'll have fun. it'll be a nice experience. i was thinking tots of pot sauce directly. at one time at least because she wasn't there to tell you not to. if i didn't do it, i wouldn't be able to do the stream. i needed that performance enhancing drug. the one night green was like, last night i drank a liter of whiskey. that's like what? that's like 30 shots. green did that? damn, green's the man. it required that level of toxicity just to remind yeah? like make yourself forget that you were doing it.
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i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've,
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illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high?
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okay, okay. i've held the button. i see a white strip. perfect. release when the countdown timer is a one in any position. done. green. alright. that's fantastic. symbol pad. symbol pad? okay, symbol pad. okay.
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otherwise if there are no black, yeah, okay. otherwise, i think it's cut the first wire, yeah. thanks, ray. two people say yes, i'm in. alright, we need this one for a while, because we've already got words, but we've also got this one. kind of looks like a pac man arcade board. there's a green circle, a green circle and a red triangle. there's four directional triangles that light up. the up arrow is lit.
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so do i have to just take it, get it to the exit? find the maze's circular markings. the diffuser must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons, warning do not cross the lines shown in the maze. okay. these lines are invisible at the bottom. oh, shit. boys. so how do we know which maze he is? i think you have to tell us where the circles are. where are the dots? first column, second row is one green circle. final column, third row is the other green circle. yep, it's the first top one.
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it's the middle and left one, right? you need to go up? yeah, sorry, top left. top left. no, not up. not up. where is your starting position? it's definitely up if it's this one. second column, second row. right next to the green circle. second column, second row. where's the green circle? so do we have to solve this fucking maze? final column, third row. final column, third row. yeah, yeah, so it is the first one. okay, and you start in the second column, second row. yes.
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are there no yellow wires in the last digit of the serial number? no, and this is the last digit of the serial number? yes. okay, then cut the third wire. boom. okay. we got a maze again. okay, maze is good. i like maze. fourth column, fourth row. sixth column, fourth row. so the green circles are not adjacent. there's one row in between them.
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okay, the thing is the third one, rob? i start one north of the sixth column green circle. wait, fourth column first row or fourth column fourth row? fourth column fourth row, sixth column fourth row. yeah, i see it. so top right, right? top right. and you start where? top right. start one north of the rightmost green circle. i don't know what the rightmost green circle is. yeah, just tell us the coordinates. okay, sixth column, third row. okay, so you go down.
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oh, god damn it. you need pen and paper with this motherfucker. yeah, that's the point of it. it's memory. yeah, you gotta write it down. let me handle that part. you just read the instructions and i will confess them. okay, so then in the future you gotta... no, no, no! we got two minutes, 59 seconds. the time is over. we got a maze, and it's column one, row two is green circle one. then, the other green circle, column six, row three. i am a white dot that starts in column two.
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i figured it out, i just didn't want to interrupt you. the blue button says hold! okay, so then, uh, releasing a hold button, so hold on to it and tell us the stripe. oh, it's red stripe. yay beer! release the timer when it has a one in any position. oh fuck. that's really hard when you're on the seconds. thank you, thank you, guys. red, blue, yellow, green pNL, and the green one is blanking. does the serial number contain a vowel?
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wait, what? middle right is first. why are you middle right first? oh, first. so does that mean left's left, guys? left. done. okay, we got the pNLs. red, blue, yellow, green, and the yellow one blanked. okay. yellow flash. wait, wait, no. this is a serial number contained in value. oh, god damn it. what?
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yes. how many strikes do you have? zero. okay, uh, green. yes. and then it blinked yellow twice. it's a flash of difference. it blinked yellow twice? it blinked yellow twice. how many strikes do you have? i would say green green. yeah. if you have no strikes. green green, yeah. okay, now what? yellow yellow blue. yellow yellow green red. yeah. correct. yellow yellow blue red. green green red blue. oh, fuck, i figured this out. okay.
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yellow yellow blue red yellow green green red blue green green correct okay symbols we got like a man who's made it's a triangle with spider legs the paragraph symbol next row is upside down question mark and like a butterfly with an eye as its body the letter i it's a lot of headstrong, okay? okay, paragraph symbol
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there's more than one blue wire. okay, cut the last wire. yep. done. simon. i have zero strikes. serial number. there is... there are two vowels in the serial number. okay. okay. so, okay, yeah. blue. red. red. red. okay. good? consensus. blue, yellow. red, green. red, green. fucking alarm clock. blue, yellow, blue. red, green, red. red, green, red. it's christmas. okay.
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blue, yellow, blue, blue. red, green, red, red. done. okay, fantastic. now we got a new one. alright. there are three ports, six ports, outlined like a chip cage. one, two, three, and the other side, eight, c. yep, yep, yep, yep. right now there is a blue wire from one to c, a black wire from two to a, and a red wire from three to a.
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still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please
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i didn't get the tiny planet. i yeah, i picked that up earlier probably i guess cuz you got the knife it augmented your your i roll tammy's head oh double mapping all right, we'll take the treasure map and the compass why not yeah, i'm not a fan of the fact that this game looks kind of framey right now open gl rendering still giving me some problems how's green man doing? there's no green man anymore just blue screens. oh
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it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way.
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actually, i thought he was scottish depending on what i'm thinking. yeah, i thought he was actually an ogre. it's green eight feet tall give me the guppy not krampus anything but krampus mike myers was in the love guru and the cat in the hat. yeah. well, that's good point. that's a great point. i've got dead cat. oh
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why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so.
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your lobby soon. wink wink. your butt. alright. i did not approve that. it reminded me of gurren lagann for some reason. what is gurren lagann? anime. oh, okay. let's see... i want eight worms. that is not acceptable. oh, worms revolution! open gl. fantastic. mr. green man.
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he was gonna frickin' rob me. i know he was. i could feel it in my blood. did he have that look in his eye? like, i'm gonna rob this guy. he had a crazy look about him. or they don't look in your eye at all. cause they're too guilty about what they're about to do. but the directions though, people ask for directions. i don't know if he was. i had a guy who was across walk when i had a green light to turn right.
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yeah, i can like do those pretty quickly now. it's weird. yeah? okay. we back? hello. hi. there we go. what happens now? the worst advice an it guy could give. just knock it a few times, it may work, or say thank you mr. green man. i wonder who's who.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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okay. green, green, blue, blue, green. oh shit, i'm the wire cutter. do not cut blue wires, even if another rule says that you should. page one. cut all wires next to wire one. but don't cut blue ones. cut the second wire.
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don't cut blue ones. the second wire is green, i think you should cut it. i thought it said don't cut any wire. oh. second wire, boom. okay, we got another bomb. okay, yeah, page one. on page one, if there is a black wire present, cut the second wire. page two, if there's a green wire present, cut the first wire. oh god. page three, if there's a white wire present, cut the third wire.
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cut one, two, and three. yeah. yeah, i think it's one, two, three. nice. alright. okay. now we got another one. nick must be the cutter? i'm the cutter again. no, i'm not. one, two, and three. tap buttons to cut wires. i'm page two. i'm page two. cut all blue wires. do not cut the first wire even if it is blue. cut the second wire if it's green, which it is.
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cut all the blue wires. wait, wait, wait. i... hold on. i'm a wire cutter and i have an instruction. okay, so... give me... yeah. feed me. cut all blue wires. okay, if the bomb was made in 1987, treat green wires as red. okay, it was. it's all red, okay. and then, page three, cut all red wires. okay, so that's all four. if the bomb was made in 1901, treat red wires. no. okay, so cut all wires, right? yeah. okay.
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so, what are the first two? don't cut the four? don't cut the four, so just two? just two. done. okay, cool. oh, any one of us could have done that. yeah, any one of us. page one. do not cut green wires even if another rule says you should. okay, i'm wire cutter by the way. page two, cut the fifth wire. page three, cut all wires next to wire four. you can do that. you can do three and five. so three and five, yeah, okay.
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alright three and five but nice. i mean not boom thank you the slender man for the subscription as well slender delicious mm hmm. yeah, we got one more. i am the cutter we all are okay, cut all blue wires that are next to green wires so none only intern alpaca control can cut wires next to the white wires. oh fuck
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yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool.
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you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny.
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oh good, isaac's fork on the lost. this is a... what a day to be alive. nlss without green man and with nick. yeah. i know, it's the first time it's happened in like the entire month of october. we're getting back to normalcy. october's been very strange. as far as we can tell, green man's just dead. completely dead. yes, i hope so. dead and buried.
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yeah, the cultural appropriation of things irish is kind of silly. there's not a lot of real irish culture in most things. it's not very flattering. you shouldn't be flattered by what north america has taken from irish culture. there's not an insult towards irish culture. every march whatever, people wearing green and throwing up on the streets. gross.
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the things that were in dublin that were supposed to be like the touristy stuff were just the same shit you buy in the us. what, like magic the gathering cards? yeah, exactly. it was green magic the gathering cards, all four of us.
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i don't know if i said this right, but thank you to street panther. we've been off on this tourist stuff for a while. i'm kind of like going on to another world. and thank you to sir isaac 1982 for your subscription. lin's also in my chat and she's saying you're throwing shader to culture right now. i'm not throwing shader to culture at all! i just i don't like st. patrick's day. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. it's okay. aw, it better be. calm down. i uh... i just don't like st. patrick's day. ayy! the green eyed man. thank you very much for the subscription.
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i'd like to be a rear admiral. i've always wanted to be a rear something. yeah. so tempted to click on biznap's name every time i pop that up. hey, n.l.! i also got the mr. green man curse on my amd r9 fury. well, how did you solve it? you're not gonna like the answer to this. yeah, this is rough. probably buy an nvidia card.
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the wickedly talented azir green. bb1e. for qxb. and that's azazel as green. azazel on green. what's this timer thing do? what does that do?
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there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop.
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but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head?
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nope, that's new. i think i just found a bomb judgment. that's very strange. you give him a bomb. i'll give him a dream you know? give me a bomb? mr. bomb man. it's mr. green man. mr. green man. give me a seed. give me a seed.
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did you see drax's video about mr. green man? it was terrifying. yeah, i bet it was. it was really good. it was a northern minded thing. i don't know what the heck's going on. so i started as the lost, and then i went to the curse room and used undefined instead of the d4, teleported into an error room, picked up piercing shots, and now i'm just like, well i guess i'll stick with it. it's a little weird, but we'll try it anyway.
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hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him.
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actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh
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i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run.
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but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that.
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i just got spider mod. you kinda have to be constantly charging a half of tears for it to work. yeah, it's just hard to break out of that pattern of like, i don't wanna get hit. d100. habit. oh, d100? you gotta take in green o, man. i pretty much have to, yeah. it's a guaranteed win. every time.
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is it the portal gun? no, there's just like a box of corruption floating around. what? yeah, it's just a glitchy box and it's just kind of bouncing around. is that missing? no? yeah, that's game breaking bug right away. i've had it a lot. i have no idea what it does. it can be it stuns and confuses things if it goes through them. pretty garbo. good to know. i'll stop prioritizing it in green mode. thank you killer krampus for the sub!
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i have a perthro diamonds card. mmm, and i take infinite batteries in my shop. oh just keep doubling them over and over again i would be way more it sounds ridiculous but i'll be way more inclined to take the d100 if it didn't show up every green mode run. oh
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i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good.
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it is indeed. wait, do you have the blue crown then? i do, and the green head. we got all sorts of goodies. i'm not taking bob's brain, you lucky so and so's. i will take tammy's head though. i don't need more money, i'm losing. why is nick skipping deal with the devil on the first floor? because i have low health and because i just figured it would be a better idea to not bother when i only had one soy milk turret. thank you silastv for the sub, what's up man?
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shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport.
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what depends on if you want to lose health for the buff? oh the there's spilt milk. yeah, it's okay it's like mid tier i guess i guess i'll take it. it's new so we got oh yeah the halo apparently this item is called toxic shock mmm, sir. powdery yes, whoa i got a crawl space. did you just get triggered? i got a crawl space on green mode. oh here. we are unexpected
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i found one. the dream is real! that is actually pretty funny. thank you spesnuts for the subscription! welcome to the quarry! let's do rock meows in chat. stepped on the fucking button. so many tears i can't see anything. there's actually too much money. i don't know what to do with it. there's no such thing as too much money in green mode. well, it's maxed out. i wanna try to double this, but chances are low of that happening. no!
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mmm. those are good, actually. what color? green or red? it was a red one. yeah. i can now... because we keep getting these like 64 packs from costco. which, they say they're 64 packs, but it's just 32, but there's two in each package. oh, that's such a relief! a little cheap, but um... i can now tell what flavor it is when i reach into the box and feel the shape of the granola bar. that's pretty cool.
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i could, i didn't though. oh, green mode, it's not bad. i think that's what i'm thinking. i'm gonna take fanny pack and give it a shot. i rolled that i believe because they took the blood machines out, but they still have demon beggars. yeah. well, i just figure i'm gonna take a lot of damage. so... yeah. i'll take whatever advantage i can get there. i'm struggling in green mode. i'm not a fan of maggie damage. they really beefed it up, honestly, unless you can get that break off, but it's harder now. yeah.
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good god. i could do like a regular isaac greed or do you just want to do hard mode? just i would love to do isaac greed okay, if we're doing that mode we're doing green mode. that's real good yeah, tell me unlock a bunch of stuff. so i appreciate that i'm ready. okay incoming all right seed cobalt. do you want to participate or you go and do your own thing? oh
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alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show.
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how can you forget drake dancing? ah, it's true. drake dancing meme has been pretty good. i've had some good times with it. goodbye. i'll be in the sky if you need me at all. yeah? someone's about to eat. are you gonna throw a big green chunk at me? someone blew up my bomb with their bomb and knocked it out of my cage. wait, how is this guy like jet packing around?
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the only time i've ever like seen a dave and busters is at pax and i'm always like man if there's one time to like not go to a dave and busters yeah, it's like probably right next to the convention center when like 40,000 people are here greed but is it sweets? did you win like a green bay packers hat or something? uh no, i mean, yeah, i mean it was fun. it was cool, but it was super fucking packed.
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what makes you so dusty? you can indeed design your spouse in that game. oh yeah, i might do shrek if shrek's possible, sure. can you make the skin color green? i don't think so. but it might be possible. what about like, horns for ears? you can make big ears, i don't think you can make horns. jackie the fetus is playing with us. yup. better with four. which one is like senpai baby? that's matus. that's always matus' look. yeah, he's winking! it's me.
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why, because you hit... oh, you hit that one. and then... where's the goalie? it went right in. where's the goalie though? we left mike fox at home. yeah. yeah. k, don't laugh at me. tear up your siege rhinos. is that like... oh. never mind. it's a magic gathering. yeah. siege rhinos? yeah. is that green? it's in the abzain colors. what the fuck is that? they're not visible with the human eye. abzain colors? what does that mean?
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they exist above ultraviolet or infrared something like that. it's what green white and black. why are those three colors? abzan obviously at their abs and josh who's abs and the dude and why is a magical wizard. oh fuck. i think i said any wizard wars abandon ship. do you like him? do you like abs and um, fuck off? what color is are you? oh
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oh, does it not work to beat hush anymore or ulta green? well, i think it does now, but i think people are speculating that it might end up going that way because they've been kind of getting rid of a lot of things that make it easier. oh man, that would be so disappointing. that's what i'm hoping for. we'll let cobalt weigh on this because he might know more than me.
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gotten through like the entire chest. oh is this all two tinted rocks out of the red chest the dream is real okay, drop the left hand. oh i love that you can find steven in chest now. it's so good yeah, i like christmas tears going on right now. the red and green ones shooting out. that's fun. nice. you have tumor they fixed it. it gives you triple shot. oh, so the center fires now too. yeah, mine's triple shotting
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and then teleport into the... devil room? i loooove these tiers. i got triple shot, tech 10, proptosis green lasers of death. i've got freaking hammer of dawn mode right now. it's like doctor fetus, or epic fetus effect, but everything just dies in one hit. and at three shots... learn from my mistakes! pick a run and run with it. oh, it gets worse after this? you're gonna end up like me, i nicknamed myself.
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yeah, my headset is a bit too shiny. it's picking up all the green and then making my headset partially invisible. so how was your guys' day so far? pretty cool. i watched alpaca patrol stream on twitch tv for like three hours. that was fun. i made duck game too. i made duck game maps. and i posted some undertale stuff. you should play undertale by the way. it's pretty good. i bought it for the code. it's a really good one. but don't show it or say it. yeah, that's pretty good.
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the piercing shot is lovely, but man, that is unlikely. what is kiss of death? cobalt told me what it was yesterday. i already forgot actually. oh, you got a different item than i did on your shop, i think. or in your item room, i think. i got common cold. oh. yeah, that is different. i think we have different unlocks, probably. i still have a lot of green mode shit to do. okay. because i've been grinding out those challenges for...
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you're not gonna stop though, are you? that's the new like... i don't even know what were the earlier eyes of memes. i just took his coin. oh god. oh lord. what have i done? oh he evolves! it would be great if he hurt you. also why do i still have bumbo on my green mode run? bumbo has persisted. what? oh that's very odd. bumbo. okay what if your eden's blessing carries forward as long as you keep winning? could that be? oh my god that would be hilarious.
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or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash?
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he's a little greedy though. well, he is like the actually he's a little green. he's a tiny little green. we gucci we're good. okay? okay. yeah, the gooch levels are up there. hmm. we roll that son of a bitch d10. no, thank you what a fantastic item the d10. oh, those are my coins. sorry bumbo i need two more and then you can take the rest. i'm gonna take the coins man i wonder if you double your bumbo if the doubled one is
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oh, right didn't they add the mode that lets you keep your names up all the time? oh did they? i thought so. maybe i misheard that. by green i mean orange. oh the bird traps! oh baby! that is bird powers. yeah i don't see an option for it sadly. oh man. oh god yep yep yep gotta press x to pick up weapons. what?! oh angel powers. no it's actually austin powers. oh yeah.
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that's the show today. i unlocked brown for getting a level 2. egg dad wins. tell me when you unlock green. why don't we keep our channels? we'll start with a bear taffy. hi, i'm bear taffy. i'm selling his shirt. it's at teespring.com slash bear3. we just did our goal. hooray! so five days left. i'll put the link in chat. that's it.
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