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4197.860
it's actually the drugs that the government has introduced to turkey. fucking turkey antibiotics, man. try the non gmo turkey next year. i'm gonna try the s my d turkey next year. i'm gonna try the non hmo turkey next year. that stuff is, you know... i'm gonna try the all new 4g lte turkey next year. i'm gonna just try the mp3 turkey and listen to it.
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2618.720
no, it's been out for literally a week, you know? come on now. just give me some time here. no, i think, uh, i think it needs to... you know, the government gives you like eight months to pay your taxes. this television show just came out and you're like, hey now, did you see it yet? come on, you know? see, i felt it was a fair assumption given our history in sharing clips of that show, you know? i don't know if it's on canadian netflix actually. oh, okay. but i will, i can check. it's not bad. it's not bad.
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6751.160
so many throws i use guns prior to being 12 nick the boy scouts actually training how to properly use a gun that's where i learned how to use a shotgun. well, it's cuz later they need you to make up the manpower in the militia that will take back the government it's not of a dire way to look at it, but i guess you could spin it that way. yeah. yeah you mean there are a lot of accidental discharging as a firearms happens constantly so the training i think would help with that see it's like it's like those the horrific stories you hear of like a
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9769.680
yeah, you know actually i read that china is making a clone farm. clone factory, yeah for everything. that's pretty cool. clones are us. you hear this one? it seems like the government of china is making a clone factory. yeah, barely yoda's in charge. are we done with this group yet? no, we're gonna beat their asses. we lost our mojo, man. we beat them once, we'll beat them again. oh, it's eggianos on the team, what a tough boy.
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10365.920
talk to you about the like government secrets or something like that like you're selling our jeans to china like what really yeah? and then they were like the lady was just like i mean okay, obviously like it's not okay necessarily to make fun of this guy cuz some of us not we're going right right, but he uh yeah, he was going wild on it, and then they were like okay we'll get you like can i get you a phone number to head office. this is just like a local office they're like just get him the fuck out of here
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1914.160
yeah, is that what you're saying fox? it's kind of that strong man that they have about how some people don't want to like go to work so they just rely on the government in the united states. it's kind of the same thing. yeah pretty much but the reality is probably not a lot of people fall into that category. fox votes republican. oh yeah i'm voting mitt romney again. mint romney. mint. mint romulan. i watched star trek
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2579.360
oh, that's unfortunate. pax fee in my taxi! full taxi communism now apparently. ooh, crybaby, i love this guy. like i feel bad for the taxi drivers, but also at the same time i'm like, your service is worse. so if the government decides that they're gonna allow uber, i'm probably gonna use it.
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7011.320
because more people on the internet, the more people see their ads. they make money. i can't follow the idea of it being classism to encourage people to pay their taxes on the internet. well not just encourage, i'm saying what if it is required. but is it though? i think that's what they're going toward, yeah. what if the government made everybody shove a potato up their asshole? you know? i wouldn't be a big fan of it, but i'm not gonna spend too much time worrying about it.
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7146.140
what would i guess they could steal my identity. i was gonna say, what's the worst that could happen to taxes? yeah, i mean they have your social security number on your taxes like the first thing you put in. so, i mean i'm not saying that it's like foolproof or anything, but yeah, that is an option. yo, trust me, there's no way the government is gonna be like, oh, you don't have a computer? that's alright. we're not gonna take your tax income. just go go to a library. libraries are free. they got computers at libraries. it's free. you just gotta walk.
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7454.060
taxes are great. it's a hypothetical issue. just don't do your taxes. well, it's only hypothetical if they don't continue to push for this, which they're gonna. yes! they're gonna though, so it's not hypothetical. how do you know? why would you go backward on that? it's not backward. the government's gonna get their money, man. they'll send you a mail, like the postage paid envelope with a check in it that's like, here's what you owe us based on your income. just sign the check and send it back.
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7487.120
you know, i mean honestly, if we're gonna talk about them not having the, you know, money to have the internet, how do they have a freaking mailbox? everybody, you're born with a mailbox. but the government pays for the mailbox, so the government doesn't pay for our internet? i don't understand. the government doesn't pay for your mailbox? i'm just saying, if you got a house or a place of residence, that's more expensive than the internet. okay. i'm not gonna go down that road. found the actual most incredible podcast yesterday. well, what is it?
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8061.620
if you've invested in canadian derivatives, then probably not this year. and who hasn't? that's true. in canada we're encouraged to invest in our own country. which, to some extent i'm kind of like, that's bullshit. the government just takes my money. they don't give me any money. i mean they just spend it all on maple syrup that they get stolen. it's incredibly rude. we have the 6th largest defense spending in the world. i don't know if that's true. whoa! that might be true.
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1799.920
he's... he handles business. yeah, dan is a scary social engineer, man. i worry a little though once i know how he operates in that context that i'll somehow let that become part of my world and then i will like find myself in big brother in reality and that scares me. dude, that's bullshit. that's like holding what katniss everdeen did in the first hunger games against her. yo, the government put her in that position of your ass.
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713.440
go to the lcbo, which is the government controlled ontario liquor store and they'd have like wine samples and then it'd be like, yeah, you can really tell how it like, you know, elevates the palette and you know, we make sure to aerate it first and then we just go buy like a six pack of the cheapest beer in the store. like, come on.
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749.000
but the gas to get like three hours across the border and then well from vancouver it's not that really but then like you know the the cost of having a passport i guess which is probably negligible depending on how much you use it in you know the time spent and i'm a man i don't think it's worth it at this point unless you win in which case it's probably worth it i'm surprised their government doesn't open up a specific immigration channel just for people who want to play the lottery for lottery tickets and
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