Quotes about “goon cave”
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Comedy is illegal now (London 2012)
- 159.60 i got used to talking while they were there but i never got used to when they knocked on the door at the end and were like we're done we're gonna go it always felt like such a weird little dude in my in my goon cave. didn't it just feel weird to pay someone to clean up your own shit splatters though? no not really i mean i'm glad they're not cleaning up his goon cave by the sound of the wind. Search ↗
Wait we might be so back (Jackbox)
- 1168.140 why? i love twitch. i mean, i love what i do. i hate everyone else. who the fuck made me say that and choose it and lose by a little bit? wow. you're welcome, apollo. a lot of purple words. i dream freaky freaky porno mags. i fear awkwardness at their goon cave. Search ↗
- 1195.200 i dream for piss play. i fear rodeo asshole play. oh wow. goon cave. it just has two nice little names. yeah! we got no votes, man. i also got a little horny words. we got no votes. it's like one third the amount of votes is the first one. i dream gay brother ass glistening and bounce it. i fear gigantic firearm and horniest type of jazz squeak. Search ↗
How come he don't LORT me man (LORT)
- 892.600 oh, the goon cave. yeah, yeah, check it out. i already got one. i brought my own from home. okay. yeah, stop me. he just hit me with the answer so i don't. so it is ontario. it is ontario. ottawa. okay. but it's not. it's on the opposite side as michigan. so like you're close to like western ontario. it's on the easternmost edge basically. Search ↗
this is king crimson_s ability - Bits and Banter [07/26/2023]
you_re gonna love my nuts - Bits and Banter [11/17/2023]
- 4622.74 yeah, i was laughing. i was laughing. it was so hard when you had to run in to turn off the music at full speed. you all in the same whatsapp group chat? like, come on bro! goon cave whatsapp group chat. there is probably like a lads group chat out there named the goon cave. i'm begging to show the librarian the gym trick. Search ↗
g0ggy - Bits and Banter [05⧸12⧸2025]
- 6471.440 if i was a single bachelor living in my goon cave, i wouldn't care. but my wife likes to have a clean house. they couldn't come on saturday, so now they want to come on monday. and now it's my fault the house isn't clean because i don't want them to come on monday because i want a chance to actually get some work done. so now all of a sudden, now it's reflecting back on me. they cancel with two hours notice on a saturday and all of a sudden i'm an asshole. so that's why you get me on stage ranting about it now. clean the house then? prungo needs to be removed from the ecosystem. Search ↗
No one picked ＂Dog with dad's face＂ (Jackbox)
- 3310.100 it took da vinci eight years to paint it because he was too busy jerking off. at least you know. yeah, that's just a fact though. it should not take you eight years to do a painting. bro was gooning. he was deep in the goon cave. you've just given so many points to justin by doing that man. yeah, my mona, my mom mona, my sister. yeah, my mom is really good. it's unbeatable. it's unbeatable with the other one was the sibian one and i'm like, what do you even do with it? yeah. Search ↗
albuquerque_ new mexico - Bits and Banter _07_11_2023_
- 3301.54 make it look like a fucking overwatch character, right? it's a house. like i have to live here. i get that like i could just at some point i could just take this stuff down but like i don't want to i want it to be unified with like the rest of the house. you know what i mean? it's not that i'm ashamed of it. no, it's just i want it to be like i want it to be pleasant to be inside. i don't want it to be like leave my like nice house and then come down to my my goon cave. Search ↗
dwight eisenhower is servin_ - Bits and Banter [09/28/2023]
- 1441.50 like you know you have the internet. you don't have to be like a creep. you could just go to your goon cave and jerk off instead of like making it society's problem that you have weird issues. reminds me of the time i was walking on the damn seawall and there was an old dude who pulled out like a telescope and started ogling the girls on the boats in falls creek. Search ↗