Quotes about “google glasses”
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they should make glasses that fix color blindness. couldn't ai do this for us? couldn't you wear google glass and have it be like, oh that's a banana, make it look yellow? i don't know anything about eyes. what is this, man? bone fused giant archer. fuse two fresh skelly minions into a giant archer who shoots a supersized piercing bone arrow skewer. that's a large man right there.
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ahhh! you just like give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going please let them not call me on what i just said. and then they like... please let me get away with this. then they go like oh so what do you think? and you're like ah fuck. alright sorry what'd you say? and then you're like shit they're judging me because i didn't hear what they said but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling. there should be real life subtitles man. agreed. we can get our google glasses on maybe. come on mark zuckerberg.
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what are we doing here, man? oh, is that why you say you always gotta bring your google glasses down? me going through the bikini coffee shop drive through with one hand on my google glasses? i just think it's fucking weird. it's like boomer sexuality. it is. it is.
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discontinued. wait, is it google goggles or was it google glasses or something? google glass, yeah. oh, glass, alright, okay. yeah, but that kind of gave you like the terminator hud, right? uh, yeah. i mean, you couldn't like check somebody's vitals or whatever from it, but like i'm sure it had like, meet tina for coffee or whatever, like, i'm sure that stuff was possible, no? i think so, yeah. but the problem for me is i need like prescription google glass. i don't know if they ever got it in the making. oh, of course, yeah.
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1044.34
dodge this, the matrix. i was thinking i talked about it on my stream, but i gotta get some new glasses. what have i just got? what have i just started dressing like morpheus, man? and get google glasses with the built in siri or whatever. yeah, you could have chat right on your eyeball. yeah, you can have it. you have them in line. you're walking, going to the store. you could just be online all the time. hey, what kind of cookies should i buy?
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2265.30
and again, first world problem. how do you wear the mask so your glasses don't fog up? cuz i was you have to get soap, you have to soap your glasses. you soap them? you soap your glasses and that protects it against the fogging. cuz i was like legally blind. you can do this by googling but you don't google things in 2019. you just wanna watch his stream to give you the websites. all right, fair enough. he got you.
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oh, i don't know if i would he's got the google glasses, brother. oh, that's right. he already knows what i'm about to pitch before i even pitch it. what do you think this guy's favorite beverage is? oh, well, i hope it's, uh a rusty nail? you know what? that was a much better thing. i was going to say orange juice with the pulp in it because you just put some sawdust in everybody's beverage. 1 0, perfectly normal inning. no complaints.
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1477.66
poison? that's an issue. that's why we need google glasses. not a venomous snake. you'll see the snake in your google glasses and it'll give it like a lethality. dude, what if you had the nemesis system? you could see all the people that the snake had bit before you that were wearing google glass and you could avenge them. oh snap. that's the that's the manta that got steve irwin. oh, it's been 14 years. what you got going? oh, you did a phone charger?
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2811.32
mr. smith, i mean agent smith gives morpheus forced laser eye surgery because the glasses are what gives him his power. they're like google glass or whatever. it's messed up. it's like it's a traumatic scene. people are not gonna, they're gonna remember where they were when they saw it. it's gonna be like the dunkaccino scene from jack and jill. also keanu reeves becomes the mayor of the metaverse. you gotta go.
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i'm gonna be honest with you. i've been thinking about getting into it. i can see you with a turtleneck and then those like round glasses horn rimmed yeah get the horn rimmed glasses google it you're gonna be like josh you're right. i need these i mean, i'll google it, but just google it just i
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