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like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and
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that's that's pretty much in canadian thanksgiving. let's not forget about canadian thanksgiving and the start of the nhl hockey season alright sounds like a lot of good things lining up october is pretty sweet
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the scapular pickup and the gimpy though, i mean that's pretty good for health. the scapular pickup probably has saved my life, yes. not gimpy though. gimpy has also saved my life by paying out with a single spear at heart, i appreciate that.
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if we get good luck, this could be better. my mcdonald's has a slide that's basically a fireplace for children. that is not the analogy you want to use. i'm just picturing a fireplace for children. is that the next game? good child going down the slide and then at the bottom of the slide, just like some metal jaws open up and there's like an incinerator. i'm just seeing that the amnesia fireplace for children could be like really easy.
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i mean, i think you'll probably be fine. infestation, pretty good. got a couple of health generation items, pretty good. infestation is pretty bad. why? it's not very good. why? infestation 2 is awesome! alright, i guess i forgot what the difference is then. infestation gives you, like, flies when you get hit. okay, that's not great. it's like spiderman. it has to be damaged though, can it be like if i touch something? it's only damage. yeah.
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i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it.
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would infestation point five be amazing? well, you know if the if present trends hold i suppose it would have to be right does that mean is actively creating flies at all times? yeah, i guess it would just be like guppy effect. oh, yeah i guess we made that item already. yeah, we did a pretty good job on that one and i hate this room. oh
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i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two.
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yeah, what's up with that? gotta draw the line somewhere. it's an inconsistency in your gameplay. that's no, it's 100% consistent. i always shoot only my poop. i'm glad somebody pointed that out actually, otherwise you never would have noticed. card? don't worry guys, i got a speed upgrade. i wouldn't mind that actually, speed upgrades are pretty good. oh! i walked on the freaking spikes and died when i left the boss room! what? this seed is hot garbage. you're dead? is this trainwreck? this does feel like trainwreck. i'm dead, yeah.
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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does that mean you ate it? i'm not a big fan of cheesecake, no. you got me. that's awful. it's not awful, i just don't really like it so i don't eat it. it's not like i'm like, hey this is a no cheesecake household here. you're just missing out, cheesecake's amazing. why did you buy the spear at heart? for good luck. as the lost, if you don't buy the spear at heart, you're a little bee. good luck. bought the spear at heart because fuck twitch. exactly. this is a lost run, it's like pretty good so far.
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chocolate is not that hard to get your hands on these days. like, if you're really into it, you could eat chocolate like all day. i don't recommend it, but you can. yeah, i wouldn't suggest that would be... i mean, maybe like once in your life if you really want to, but i don't think you'll feel very good about your decision afterward. i tend to agree with that probably. yeah, exactly. it's big chocolate. big chocolate used to be hershey.
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it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that.
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what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it.
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oh be quiet. it's not like i'm gonna enjoy this either. it's like really disturbing it was so specific yeah, oh that was good stuff but you could see this big like distended belly coming in from off camera and also a crotch like a package coming in yeah, yeah, i got it. i got shit. he's gonna unwrap that package and take a steamy dump inside of sonic's mouth i didn't like it definitely true
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not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on
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rain all those 87 you still going yeah, that's good man. i'm actually very impressed i got some necropolis one, and i'm like no better off than i was indicator you can use indicator, but i don't use indicator what about remote versus clicker we say remote remote television remote if necessary
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mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time
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this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the
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they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i
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i think it's very use of your time actually. pretty good movies. i heart selena gomez. i heard my first selena gomez song the other day. and it's the one where she goes, just wanna look good for ya, good for ya. it's pretty, it's catchy. selena gomez. i'm trying to think of what she looks like and i can't. selena gomez adams. that's actually what i was thinking of. gomez adams. you know their house is a museum?
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you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well.
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i also just like never watched the disney channel at all. oh, she's everywhere now though. she has that song. she's about looking good for you. which is really selfless, honestly. but i have a sneaking suspicion the song might be about sexual intercourse. nick is a rock, that's clever. oh my god, this boss. they're making me fight the mask of infamy by the way and i hate every minute of it here. is selena gomez the friday lady? is she?
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necro one that all that time to necro one forty fucking minutes captain no beards. thank you very much for the subscription i i read the first harry potter book and then like it got popular like six months later, and i was like it's not that good i've read better books in my young adult life no, i died on that room, but i'm still going here and then uh
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alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much.
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you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now.
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yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad.
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that would be good. like, walt really hasn't been the same ever since he kept his head in the freezer for 50 fucking years. but then there's like, you know, scientists from like the 2200s that are totally fine. like super well preserved. i was imagining he seems totally normal at first and he immediately wants to get back to making disney movies, but then at the end they're all like super fucked up and he can't like make a cogent thought anymore. he misremembers how the second world war went.
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confirm. some of it sort of makes sense when you think about it. you're like, man, those pyramids are really heavy. and triangular. they're definitely triangular as fuck. we've been up a ton since the year 1200, so... oh, that's a big pickup right there. how are you guys liking this run? it's fast. it's really good, but i only have two hearts, so i'm fucked. oh, am i on? two blue hearts. i like all the shots that i can shoot out of my face. yeah, there's a lot that happen out of the face region.
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alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable.
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kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't.
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the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it.
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it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now.
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well, i don't know. he might make it back. what about that owen wilson movie, right? here's my theory, is that captain james t. kirk doesn't make it back, casey affleck makes it back and has to be like, he has to break the news because he's got those doe eyes and he can be like this. right, right, right. i'm sorry, kate hudson. hey! what's better? fucking red flame or cat face? red flame. yeah, they're both pretty good though. this is also true. i took red flame.
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you could've just said what you eat for breakfast, which is nothing. alright, then that. usually not anything. personally, i'm a big fan of diner food. okay, good. me too. yeah, but we didn't fucking ask you that. i did. i'm a cereal.
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i eat eggs and potatoes. that would be an awesome breakfast. i would enjoy it. yeah, that sounds fantastic eggs and potato that protein you're gonna be fueled up. you're gonna have a great day. well, they don't that's all i want for you i just want you to have a good day. i don't know why you guys don't eat breakfast like oh
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yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good
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i'll wait here for a moment. i'd like to know myself actually so this is a twofer. i'm not that interested. that's okay. it was not eu4 chat. i played that, it's not that bad. it's not that good.
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you didn't like it josh? is that the map sim? yeah, it's one of the many. yeah. nah, i'm not interested. you should try having rob teach it to you. he's pretty good at it. no... i'd rather play dota 2 customs with rob. okay. i'm canceling tonight's stream because we need to go buy cat food.
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that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals.
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that's why he's rated a number one wrestler. yeah, he's in the top 200. is that true? yeah. there's a ranking for wrestlers like that? yeah, it came out like two years ago. no, maybe it's only a year ago now, but yeah. who was number one? stone cold. no, stone cold's not the greatest wrestler. oh. um, i don't know. i don't know. that's good question, i guess. i mean, seth rollins is probably up there. he's really impressive. oh, the nice guy with the beard.
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henry rowlands is a good dude. definitely. did i say henry rowlands or seth rowlands? seth rogan. okay. good. i said seth rowlands. then i said henry rowlands because i watched him do an interview with canadian gem nardwar and he was like real not nice to nardwar. are you saying words? thank you edripodb for your subscription. oh ripodb for sure. yeah.
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yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run
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i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do.
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i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good.
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what is your use the box! the box is gone, chat! vandora's box is gone, i used it, it created... uh, freaking dead sea scrolls! yeah, but you gotta use it to lose it. these people are out of their minds! i think i'm gonna die in the chest. talk about the sequel to tower heist? it doesn't exist yet. tower heist's pretty good though. ooh, a quarter, that's great. great. you're being sarcastic, nick. yeah, well i'm on the chest, so it's not gonna help me out. i also have 99 cents.
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i feel like i'm about like a maybe two weeks away from actually tearing a hole in my throat doing that so... hee hee! that's pretty i wish i could do that. you can if you try hard enough. no i can't, i'll tear a hole in my throat. i can do a really good impression of the guy from house of cards who sells ribs to frank underwood. that's about it. do an impression of the guy from fieri. hey, i did it! you did it! i did it. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! he
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yeah, get ready for the duck. add docket crimson peak crimson peak crimson peak. i actually think crimson peak looks pretty dope. what is that? that's the new horror movie from guillermo del toro. oh, i guess. garden wasn't very good. yeah, well it has a freaking like a million percent on rotten tomatoes right now josh, so. does it? what? it stops at 100. it's almost like all the villagers and shit. what's it called? the village. no, that's the visit.
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oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard.
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it's uh, it's you know. i don't really play shooters too much, so i'm not the best at shooters but that being said it's it's a hell of a lot of fun does it look as good as it looked in the previews like does it look like it runs at like 90 fps? the graphics are were really smooth. i only crashed one time when i was trying to test stream at last night i think i played for a couple hours. that's pretty good um
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yeah, i wasn't having any lag issues. then again, it's closed beta and i only think there's a couple hundred people on the server so when it was late at night, so i'm looking forward to testing it somewhere today, but so far so good. when we played it or talked about it on roundtable one time we were talking about that the target footage looked just like ridiculous like photorealistic.
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yeah, i even think about that with like playstation and super nintendo games sometimes. i'm like, i grew up on this. what happened? i feel like the snes is kind of still good because it's like the height of pixel graphics. yeah, it's got an art style to pixels. like 3d rendered stuff. it depends on what game we're talking about.
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and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months!
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i have to have. the game keeps being a hater, i don't think i'm just hating. i think i was looking at it as objectively as possible and i think there were some kind of annoying rifts that happened in it. specifically the forest zone. the rest were like pretty fine. like the salt factory and hospital were like pretty good actually. hell was maybe a little overwrought and rapture just had a little too much operatic singing for my taste. for me i just can't uh...
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probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man
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i hope it's temple of doom. but uh, i guess basically if you donate a certain amount or a good amount during the game you get luck up? apparently. it's pretty interesting. that was about it. it still will break though right? so like how can you guarantee that you can't? i don't know. i don't know what the size value is on that but... so if you're lucky enough...
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this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh
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papa john loves you. and you know what? i've had a good time with it so far. there's some stuff i don't like about rock band 4 right now. like the set list is still kind of shitty, but there's some stuff that i'm...
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bring me to life by evanescence, but... can't wake up! that was pretty much the whole reason we bought that. did you have kade on the mic doing can't wake up in the background? she was doing can't wake up in the background. i was ripping it up on guitar. nice. oh man, somebody got the full set of blastoise's out in chat with the he man logo or the wig on. oh, that's pretty good. we also, of course, we played 4 non blondes, what's up like 15 times.
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microphones duct taped to the ceiling because we didn't have any mic stands. it was pretty... pretty indie if i'm being honest. oh, this run just got a lot better. i'm uh, i'm like all sorts of stuff going on here. um... yeah, this run is wow! i just found proptosis. oh cool. and i got guppy. this run is like really good. yeah. dark bum, fear shot, and like a shitload of familiars.
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so that's interesting. took the fear shot, huh? yeah, i just went in deep. i also did a re roll, which i think is what got it for me. i rolled the fear shot into a pentagram. why would i do that? that was not... yeah, i also rolled that into something that is good. i am now like dark judas with tiny planet death's touch. oh yeah, i just got the knife and i'm guppy. several. i got the death's touch though.
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that's like maybe worse. there's your new pc doing that? yeah, so we continue the saga oh that's real good we rma'd our gpu and then we installed it and it worked fine on monday's stream and we're like the problem solved and then i try to record some isaac like 10 minutes after the stream ends and it's like no same problem
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would have worked for you, but i wanted to take it like to the next level and then there's i'm like man there's like a coin flip and whether that next level is gonna be an enormous headache that is not worth the cost of doing business here like when he set up kate's computer, and i really again him thankful that he did he was like well you got like such good cooling in here. you can overclock it and
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and numb feet are not good. chat, i'm not gonna do the d4 because i have tiny planet death's touch which is already hilariously fun. so i'm gonna stick with this. we actually oh no, we didn't get mr. mega. that's my mistake. no, not mr. mega. yeah, i got pyro though. everybody's going on vacation at nick, cobalt, and then l yeah, but they're only gone for like a day. i'm not on vacation.
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yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth.
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i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now.
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or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay.
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silver knight feel many things facing a lost run is the worst idea. i think i've ever heard my life what is racing a lost? oh good little chad as just a classic right there. i got a belt what is the oh the miss the miss with bob's rotten head we miss with bob's rotten head? oh, no big big whoop. that'd be my rap name big whoop. oh
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it would have been better if it was nwa. i mean they had the harlem globetrotters and scooby doo. that is true. oh good. it's not quite the same but... the deal with the devil is all red chests. lovely. hey that's how much down it was. scooby doo did have a lot of weird guests. yeah they had like cameos for the stars but in cartoon form. apparently mc hammer did have a show where he was a cartoon. that doesn't surprise me. so did bill cosby, right?
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john cena's in the grumpy cam movie? no, i said you think he would be? because that seems like then the path is just complete if that's the way it works. i hope john cena's in the grumpy movie. that'd be the best reason to watch it, i guess. john cena's movie. robots in disguise. hey, transformers platinum game. you guys gonna play that? is that the one that just came out? yeah. i just heard zeke talking about it on drop frames. he said it was really good. i saw the cover on...
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i don't know the controllers fighting me back. it just goes with it. i also prefer the the tap frets like they're just easier to use in my opinion, but oh did they get rid of those shitty things? they had in the end of the guitar hero franchise where it was like you scribble lines with the touchpad i hated that there that is definitely not terrible yeah, it was really dumb, and i'm glad that it's gone if it is gone. oh good an angel room is the lost let's do it
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i died to a chub spitting, like a maggot spitter at the end of the room. all good! it's holy water. that's gonna be useful for you. alright, so maybe the route i'll take is i'll get the guitar hero with guitar setup and then later on when i figure out my dlc situation i'll pick up just the game of rock band. then i win both. i mean no matter what you do not win. well i get to press buttons in time to music, that's the goal. that is true.
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but if you ever need a rapper for the eight hip hop songs that are in rock band's 2500 plus library, i'm there for you. like, uh... i'll do the rapping part from feel good inc. and we'll have a fun time, but... your chat says you can't play rock band with the new guitar hero controller. is that really true? oh, snap. begun the rhythm wars have. that'll mess up my whole plan again. wow, that's kinda messed up. i don't know if that's really true. thanks for the subscription. that's what i would do. well, you know...
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this is our last last lost chance guys. i got a little brimstone start this time. i'm gonna try to make it short it doesn't have much of an ass. it's workable. oh good black candle maybe a tele pills, maybe a tele pills. no triple a battery. that's not gonna do it. praise the sun at least holy water killed the guy who killed you.
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downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya
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yeah, and then 72 police department 72 pd i remember them okay well to be honest i wasn't loving that run anyway, so all right good. i think it's better this way well, this one's a room of darkness, so we'll see right yeah, it starts curse of darkness, and it's the cellar so this is actually like objectively worse. sorry. maybe i'm good. we'll see it's not your fault. oh
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there's this, basically part of painting is you lay down like these big fields of color and then you build on them. so bob ross, he's a pretty good painter, he actually knows what he's doing and he's got the whole thing down to a pretty good science and he's quite good at just, you know, doing stuff on tv. that's kind of his gig, or was his gig before he died. so he was laying down big fields of color and he like made these picturesque mountains and then he'd put like a splotch of brown in front of it and everybody was like, destroyed. destroyed, destroyed, destroyed. he ruined it! he has no idea what he's doing, he's incompetent.
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that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally
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we had a bunch of like seafood chowders and things like that that were not sushi and those were good. all the food was good. when i think of irish cuisine, i think of like some awesome like fried breakfasts. oh yeah, they have the irish fry up. that was the big one which is like the fried eggs and toast and then the white and black pudding and sausage and bacon. and i had one of those. the black pudding wasn't even terrible. i didn't hate it. it was just all very salty.
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and i don't even mind salty breakfast or anything. oh that came out weird wait a minute nick first off salty breakfast secondly the sushi the rotary sushi place you went to was it yoshi? yeah, what's the sushi? yeah? that's the one that i would do in london as well they're quite good in yo, sushi is like it's real pricey very pricey, but it was a nice experience the everyone in there was lovely i
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yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool.
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i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know?
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i mean you could do it. no, i'm not gonna though. i'm gonna do the same exact shit you are. yeah, i think it's a good idea. i'm sure there will be people streaming at launch. i would love to be one of them, but it's not in the cards, unfortunately. there will be new cards, so it might be in some of those cards. there will probably be new cards. the science of tarot has been expanding as a result of this game.
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oh, sweet abel. fantastic. oh, the tears upgrade. that's actually pretty good, but i still had my indignant voice on. nick, i have another funny question about ireland to ask you. yeah, go for it. did you fly aer lingus? i didn't, but i saw it when i landed. alright.
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he's got some good ideas, man. wonder if we could actually live through this right here. and you're gonna be stepping in somebody's pee if you're ever in the bathroom on a plane. it's gonna happen. i don't think i've stepped in anybody's pee in the bathroom.
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yeah, i think you probably you probably take them in if i had to guess so i saw your own flip flops they also give you when you when you buy that $25,000 ticket it's actually pretty good value because you get to keep your headphones. oh sweet. yeah. oh there we go it's a lost run and nine lives in the cursor room the dream is real hey, they say thank you to space world space weld on ice for the two months in a row. thank you very much
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you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool.
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but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work.
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it was pretty okay. is it being the tits a good or a bad thing? that's good, right? how could it be a bad thing? let's run through the logic here. well things go tits up, which is bad. hmm, but that means that's because you're like on your back floating in a river or something, right? but also being face down is bad, so there's no position if you're horizontal that actually is good. what if you're on your side? yeah, it, well... yeah, there's no saying for that i guess. tits sideways. tits back, tits front, tits sideways.
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so i figured, you know, if we're gonna give it a send off, we should send it off properly with a lost run. you gotta win it though. yeah. we won't be stopping the stream until we win a lost run. okay, good. that's sarcasm. pretty psyched you got into downwell. yeah, i mean, as i was playing it, chat was also like, man, this seems like super up nick's alley. and i was like, i bet it is! i feel like it's one of those games that if i suggested it, you would have hated it. possible. no comment.
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so i will take your advice. i think i focused too much on the combo. i need to like let myself not worry too much about combos so that i can worry about the combos later when i get better. i rolled to the box, not good. boxes? that's not so bad. yeah, i had a super bandage and i rolled it into the boxes. yeah, that's suboptimal. i would suggest... oh yeah, give me the flipping blue candle here.
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i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good.
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if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea?
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oh good, isaac's fork on the lost. this is a... what a day to be alive. nlss without green man and with nick. yeah. i know, it's the first time it's happened in like the entire month of october. we're getting back to normalcy. october's been very strange. as far as we can tell, green man's just dead. completely dead. yes, i hope so. dead and buried.
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like, i'm still getting like the occasional weirdness, like video, not video, but visual artifacts, but as long as they don't show up in videos, i don't give a shit. well that's not so good. yeah, there's, i don't know. this thing probably like, in december i should format the shit out of it, and then just start zero. but for now, it's doing fantastically, thanks to the efforts of my lovely wife.
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i meant the one that goes around your head. oh those ones yeah, this the it looks like the pillow you if you have hemorrhoids that you sit on but you carry around your neck i didn't like understand those i thought people were just silly and they brought them on because like i don't know why i just like a silly pillow yeah, no very sensible. they have a reason and it's pretty good reason yeah kate uses one of those from time to time i just like i can't sleep on flights, so i just i
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i hated that the freaking headphone jacks didn't work properly so i was trying to listen to freaking terminator genesis which was an asshole of a movie by the way. i was just getting this high pitched screaming in my ear the whole time and i just put up with it because i had no other option. i think there's, i bat like 80% with those usually which is actually pretty bad but i've had some bad headphone experiences. i did watch inside out on the way over which is pretty good.
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not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing.
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oh shit, this is gonna be like your very last rebirth run and you get godhead on it. that's pretty good. yeah, that's very surprising. if my very last rebirth run is a lost victory, i will consider that a success. i mean, it is by definition a success. that's true. there is an isaac's room here as well, so if we get like a black market stopwatch, there we go.
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always you definitely want to do white door which is a free item and then you can decide whether or not you want to pay five cents for a key to get into your item room i got this weird damn it caffeine pill speed up size down. i took that that we're pretty good actually that's a completely acceptable item there's nothing in this hill that i got yeah, how's that? that's a good one. you want that it's a great one yeah, and now how do i go through this door? i want to know and now what you need a key oh?
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i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately.
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alright, let's do that. whoa. there's a really good item on the next floor. how do i wait do i press the button again? no, you just go through the exit door at the bottom. okay. did you take bob's brain of course? you're silly. well the reason i took bob's brain. oh okay, i see now wait why there's a weird thing with my head now your head my head vanished actually for a sec oh
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too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird.
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who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh
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missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around.
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do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so?
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did i get the htc vive? is that what this move is? the vr headset is a good item. what does it do? you have like big ring tiers that shoot out that look like technology. i don't have any of that shit. you must have. probably the azazel takes precedent. yeah, that's unfortunate because that item is actually really good.
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no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal.
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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how are your runs going right now? i'm fighting the final boss. that's good. how about you josh? i don't know. i mean, i guess i can't give him my money either because it's seeded. yeah on a seeded run i don't think you can give any money. i haven't unlocked anything yet from the greed box. josh is so adorable i could just suck his cock. there you go!
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onimusha was a pretty sweet game. onimusha is the resident evil one, right? but with ninjas? yeah. it was like capcom's character action game. yeah, i always wanted to play that and why didn't i never play it? the game was actually pretty good. i have like four of them and i never played any of them.
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well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess.
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go chest. ruined. white. palladium blue. wow. good job, josh. thanks. i agree. i did it. that's actually pretty impressive. is it? oldmantbiles, thank you for the subscription as well. oh, just fight champion haunt with 1 hp and no damage upgrades. you know, wales is a real place but not seaworld. isn't that weird? that's not weird in the least.
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that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d
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just good enough or hot garbage all the time. i've done several lilith hard mode runs and never have i been like well, this is like an okay run that has a chance to win. i'm either like i'm fucked or we'll see. will smith. i'm fucked or will smith. yeah. i'm fucked by will smith. well, you know. it'd be worse. there are worse fates. yes, probably true. you could be fucked by will smaugh.
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who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see.
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what's retro vision? it makes it so you see an 8 bit and then it goes away and then it comes back for the rest of the run. please, tyrone! the reality is they had that floor to floor transition where it does the mosaic effect and they just thought that would be a fail. that's what that was. is that good? no, it's real bad. it's pretty annoying but i kind of like the trolly stuff in rebirth anyway so i'll allow it. thanks, tyrone.
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we still love you though. oh man, that was a good time. good times. oh, good times. alright. really slow run, man. when do you get that cool devil deal? is that floor three? oh great, i didn't get one then. alright.
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well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it.
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i feel like lilith was designed, i mean it's super early, you know, like the end of the game's release. it's only been out for three days, but i feel like lilith was designed for greed mode. and if you only play greed mode, you're like, man, lilith is really good. you can get like 30 familiars on the same room, but on like a regular mode, i'm just like, oh my god. do all familiars start shooting balls and shit or what? or is it only cthulhu that does that? so the cthulhu gets your tear effects.
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i'm still as a sharp to ipk. there you go. yeah fire pk fire crouching murloc. thank you for the subscription as well that's your impression of a murloc, yeah, that's not bad all things considered that's a really good pigeon man pigeon, man
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that would be a sweet show. well, the pigeon boys. mom's knife! that's a good one. that's a great item, yeah. but it kinda sucks with lilith, but it's kinda fun. yeah. i would take it and then watch what happens. if i get... can i double my pla oh, what's a broken d6? uh... probably a d smaller than 6, if i had to guess. it's a dite, it's a little... it takes the place of my d6 plus d20.
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this character is wild man. she's good, i just don't understand.
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actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i
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actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh
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if you're a speedrunner, know bill that what you have is gonna get you through it faster besides like a chaos card. yeah, that's very true actually. have you done... t6 or red candle guys, which would you take? i am gonna take neither actually, weirdly enough, because i think there's a better space bar item for greed mode, but i could be mistaken in that. i think red candle is a pretty good pick though. kowald, have you done the lost in greed mode yet?
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah.
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made a circle. i swear to god if you say make another circle, and then like a bala nothing happened okay, i'll try it again. does it does it have smaller circle and connect it yeah, okay? then you got to do the nipples. oh what the heck i put a pentagram on the ground what the heck does that do good stuff wonder okay? there's the pentagram make a better circle. you know what chen oh
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169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm.
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how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay.
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seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming.
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oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh
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it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh?
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what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing?
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is it the portal gun? no, there's just like a box of corruption floating around. what? yeah, it's just a glitchy box and it's just kind of bouncing around. is that missing? no? yeah, that's game breaking bug right away. i've had it a lot. i have no idea what it does. it can be it stuns and confuses things if it goes through them. pretty garbo. good to know. i'll stop prioritizing it in green mode. thank you killer krampus for the sub!
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like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item.
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i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good.
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and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com
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seems like a really odd thing for a bunch of businessmen to do and get all sweaty. it's pretty strenuous. yeah, you do it though so you know what you're getting into from a business arrangement. gotta take the quarter every time because we're greedy. thank you, turgid tallywack for the subscription. that's a good name. appropriate. i have a crown and a halo, boys. come at me. head is well adorned.
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i thought that was the answer, but i was kind of wishfully hoping it wasn't. also, does spider mod occasionally freeze enemies if it walks over top of them? i have not... check that out. i have not been able to have or get that item. well, i'll trade you. you can have spider mod for a while, i'll take glitter bombs. sounds good. they're so beautiful and glittery though.
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i missed this diamond tears thing. i don't know what that is. just a tear effect? yeah, you get it on the uh... it's an angel room item, i guess. sweet. seems like real good. still need a fetus though. now that time i don't think i misheard you. nope. got it right that time. hmm. need a fetus! i can make another space bar out of the room maybe. movies.
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that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other?
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of a dude and he's like, hey officer i got one question for you. what are those? and he like zooms in on his shoes. and this has become like really popular with like the 13 to 17 crowd. so i've been trying to incorporate it into a lot of my videos to kill it dead. alright cool. people are like super unhappy every time i say it and i think that just makes it a little better. what are those though? yeah exactly. and then if i can help it spread the twitch a little bit i think that's good as well.
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so i'm like, i'm gonna beat ultra greed with no damage. and like the prophecy is basically just becoming true like i mentioned earlier. for some reason i always get to ultra greed and no matter how strong i am i just live with a hard and a half. whether i'm good or terrible. and i have no money to donate to the machine. and also there's no machine. because it's a seeded run. alright. that's holy water but milk. what? what's the point of that? it's holy milk.
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be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh,
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yeah. if you need to confirm its existence, i can find a seed that has it for you, because i got it in one of my episodes in my let's play. no, it's... my tears are cooler than brimstone right now. it's not the same. i know. it's gotta be legit. what you want is tech with brimstone. really? that shit's hype. like tech one? yeah. rubber cement brimstone too though. yeah. yeah, that too. of course. that's so good. i have 109 tattoos on my dick. impressive.
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shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport.
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surprised it doesn't just make you hate it. it's like too much. i don't know. yeah, i mean it's like a testament to how good the formula for free birth is. the more i play it, the more i enjoy it. you learn a little bit more of the strategy, another wrinkle in the dark and you start to unravel the mysteries.
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find myself, often times, you know, you re roll like a mushroom into poop. and you're like, this isn't good at all. big improvement. yeah, that's substantially worse. man, i am taking some damage i should not be taking. send that garbage off to the landfill. that's what i would do. yeah! put it in the trunk and then send it down. are you wining a cup for 11 months in a row? thanks for sticking around.
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i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that.
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how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better.
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supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things.
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you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to...
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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oh, re rolled a wooden spoon. that hurts. could've had mom's key. wooden spoon's pretty good, man. it could've had mom's key though. yeah, well it's latch key, not mom's key. mom's key is great. latch key's okay. for some reason i can't remember what one mom's key is now. mom's key gives you like, much better chess. what does it look like? it looks like a big golden key oriented with the key at the top.
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spaced on that for a minute there. all right, let's grab two of spades. that's okay two of spades confirmed pretty good. yeah, and then we're gonna buy a battery also take blank card no, cuz i have to be six. oh shit. i gotta hurry up. i just remembered i have a 30 minute cap here you know, i believe in you this is a pretty great run like there is greatness on this run and it doesn't take too long to get to it. i
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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there is definitely like boss rush and boss hush potential going on here. boss hush? yeah. that's pretty good. did you just think of that? i think it's been in the cooker for a couple days if i'm being honest. well this is a good moment to let it go. that's what i was thinking. it's like, you know, live on the air. give it a shot. and i think if it comes back to you it was meant to be is what they say. right, that's what they say. meant to be yourself. if you love something let it go and all day long you'll have good luck.
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maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item.
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is i was thinking about it, but sorta doesn't work at all. no, i know. oh, okay. we're good curse of the docket or curse of the curse of the docket. that's what we have wednesday curse of the curse of the tower plus pyro is op that makes a lot of sense i also feel though that like a lot of the stuff in pyro is op. oh
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it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um
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actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh
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so how straight? fire three seconds then release. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi. yeah, okay. what the? that absolutely works. two more pretty flies? and those do a decent amount of damage. i guess we're just gonna charge up the maw until it spawns enemies and then we're gonna try. i see. how can you not know? the game is like four days old. i really don't have a good feeling about this run.
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a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this?
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and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that.
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on a fight as long as this one. yo, shitbird, i need some blackhearts. spawn flies! i need some blackhearts! spawn flies! well, i'm having trouble killing mr. fred. so this is not good. oh my... gentle jesus. yeah, yeah, this... uh, fuck, fuck hush. mr. fred, fight number three. let's try this again. oh, that is... mercy kill this run. just let baby gertie roast them.
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maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven
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okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim.
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got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that.
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marked is hot garbage. what are you talking about? marked is the greatest item in the game you're just jealous because you don't have it right now. i mean, i don't really understand why it's good it's just kind of there you guys are out of your minds it's a novelty, but it's not like gonna help your run at all. it's better than notched acts i guess does it up your fire rate to a lot. is that the point? oh
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i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it
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uh, that's a good question. i don't know. you might be able to use it to scum guppy pieces somehow. that would be pretty sweet. see, i can theorycraft too. blue hourglass lets you redo dice rooms. that, yeah, that makes sense. i'm hoping we get some more dice rooms on this run. haven't had my fill yet. in all seriousness, when you find the dice room, i would recommend doing it if you get one. okay. it's pretty good. did it just call that oh, i thought that said the foreskin. it was the forsaken. mmm.
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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i'm pretty good. cained, yes. can we do question mark, blue baby? you wanna be sure? blue baby. alright. yeah, but... and yeah, yeah, let's do that. okay. how do you wanna do that? because i went to the underworld, and so i'm gonna get the seed. okay. but you gotta go to the chest, you gotta beat the chest. alright, we'll go to the chest. my seed is 2p.
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well, like when you bring it to the chest, if it drops the chest, it'll be an item. i have no keys. but it's not a guarantee. no keys. i need a secret room pretty badly. i hope it's this one. oh my god! underground monorail up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. thank you very much. that's also a good name. yeah, it's like a subway. yeah, that's literally, i think they subscribed yesterday and i was like, that's like a, we'd call it a subway, but you do you, man. it's really cool.
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oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper.
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you're getting lost. i accidentally pressed a q. that uses your card. yeah, i didn't want to because i had like, i just killed like the mini boss room and then i used it after all the enemies were dead and it was like, your tears follow the enemies. oh yeah, that's good. yeah, i mean it's a good card. it's not the opportunity time to use it, you know what i mean? was it the magician? yeah, it was the magician. i had a feeling based on your description. mmm, that's good.
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wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though?
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the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen.
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oh, whoa! did not expect things to be living in here. i don't know why. i'm just not looking at the map, you know? tony hawk's pro skater 4 is fun. this is correct. it's a good game. that's a good comment too. it is! it's like a really nice comment you can just feel good about. it's just like, it's fun. it's good. that's that personality feel about the new one. what if they said it was fun? be interested to hear that. dude, i miss. there you go. the gauntlet has been thrown down.
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so should i get an always a good pill for five cents or a heart for five cents? always a good pill for five cents? yeah, you're right because it's balls of steel, baby! you were a dead fox for a second there. ryuka! come on in buddy! who was i? water's fine. you were fox for a second. oh really? i thought about him today. i thought about him today too.
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not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you.
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did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really?
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i just mean the style, like a flannel and gun scenario would probably be pretty good. that's my, uh... that's the pub josh and i are gonna open next year. the old flannel and gun? flannel and gun, yeah. i like it. i'd go to that. our hook is that we're gonna have guinness'... 10% cheaper than the rest of the irish pubs in the world, so they're only gonna be $8.50 each. yes, underground monorail, you're supposed to use oti horse instead of kappa still.
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that was pretty good.
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tell me more about zoos. i heard the one in cleveland, no not cleveland, uh, no not cincinnati, columbus. atlanta. i heard the columbus one's pretty good. yeah? yeah. is there a zoo in new york? i've never been. yeah it's called zoo york. yeah, jz sang about it. like a skate park or something? nah it's that brand of uh,
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you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh
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were you planning on playing it? i got the impression you weren't. i was not... i'll be honest, i probably wouldn't have had time this week anyway. so i'm content for you guys to talk about undertale and be like, this game is real sweet, you should play it. and i'll be like, yeah, i guess i'll do it at some point. we're gonna do it last week and i was like, bear, can we wait another week so i can play it? and he's like, yeah. i think undertale is probably like the biggest release of the week, so... i think it'll do good numbers for us on itunes. you think so?
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the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah.
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it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the...
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little whack. yeah. my weekend was good. thanks for asking, by the way. how was your weekend, ryan? my weekend was good. on friday, i got cavity filled. yeah, did you have any good dentist stories? not really. it was pretty easy.
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that was cool. and i played in friday night magic. i went 1 and 2, which is better than normal. and then... these are all spacebar items. are you fucking my dick? it's not a bad thing. and then on saturday, kate and i went to the symphony. and we met some people after for dinner, which is cool. and on sunday yesterday, kate and i played some more magic. it was a good weekend.
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how was the symphony? it was good. it was like... the symphony of destruction? i wish, man! that would have been pretty dope. was there a timpani at the symphony? there was a timpani at the symphony. it was like a looney tunes concert.
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pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and
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you went through all the stages of remorse and regret through the whole thing. i got a pyromaniac and it still sucks because i'm blue baby. what's the point? i got five bombs and i'm immune to my own explosions, but i can't heal myself. i got a four way buddy, he's so cute. oh, loki, little loki. yeah, he's so cute. little loki's pretty good. they should give you a little version of the cat boss because he's adorable too. yeah. that was my cat boss impression.
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i don't know why i said it like that. wait, what did you say? it has to have happened, right? yeah, that's a weird thing. i don't know what happened to my brain during that. you went high theater for that one line. yeah. that's because i was at the symphony on saturday. watching some fucking looney tunes, dog. high class. cancer's good. in this game, at least. right? yeah. is it better than the rosary bead? yeah. i agree. this is the right answer, then.
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i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole
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all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save.
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it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so...
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i feel like lilith is still pretty good in greed mode, but in regular mode i've had some good runs, but i'm still like man i wish she wasn't so good in greed mode that she had to be nerfed in regular mode as well because i don't think she's that good still but i might be still in the minority there. i don't know. i like her but i don't have problems with using like a baby chasing me to as main tiers like it's i feel like it's like isaac's heart mixed with like
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creative challenge, i wish they were more like that one. i quite like the brains challenge as well and i thought that onan's streak was a fun idea. you know what, that was my idea and they just made, i feel like they made it a little too op. like... the damage is so good.
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it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh
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the legendary natural perm, exactly. so how have you been enjoying the new fallout, guys? i've only played a couple of hours so far, three i guess, but i've been liking it a lot. i've been having a good time, i'm excited to go back to it later this weekend i guess. i played it about four hours last night, i freaking love it.
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all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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i feel bad for the chat in that context, because like, i really don't care. like, the spoilers don't matter to me at all, but they matter to other people, so i'm like, ah, that's just shitty. thankfully i'm not super invested in the story anyway, i kind of play it for the environment and the exploration and stuff, so, you know, it could have been worse, but at the same time, yeah, it really sucks. people have to be that shitty. mr. dolly, hi! love mr. dolly. mr. dolly's pretty good.
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i just threw a guillotine in there too, just for good measure. i love the guillotine. i'm so good with it now. oh, now i got the d100. god damn it. yes! join us! there's no way i can't use it. i've got some sweet ass, like, techpoint x that shoots out and then splits into three different techpoint xs, and you know, that's pretty cool.
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that is weird. okay, next gen level awful is cursed eye plus soy milk? yes. that's really bad. i had that for a time on today's run. my advice to you is hopefully you have some bombs. i need to reroll. you guys seen a bomb banger yet?
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i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run.
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okay, guys, i have the accuracy item that makes it my shots do more damage fight and accurate with them. i don't even know how that works when i'm like shooting every direction shiny zebra, thank you for this subscription as well. i'm fighting the hush with this weird run seems kind of good. wait, it's because i rerolled myself. so small rock and spawn again i didn't know it knows how to do that
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have we established yet if i can get items in my item log by rerolling with d100? i'm pretty sure it counts. oh sweet, okay. well that's a good motivation then to reroll 100 times. you can also find them in greed mode if i'm not mistaken as well. right, right, right. since they decided to add that counting to streaks and whatnot, i was kind of weirded out by that. i wasn't sure how to feel about
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gosh, i don't even know if they don't have those items unlocked yet. it's all good. i'm not a spoiler guy i didn't say what it did exactly just makes the black hearts yeah, i was like thinking about last week and i was like oh man i bet i spoiled a lot of crap on accident just talking isaac with them. it's all good life goes on fine. we'll all see these all of it eventually that's probably true. i really like like some spirit hearts. i'm one hp. i
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gotten through like the entire chest. oh is this all two tinted rocks out of the red chest the dream is real okay, drop the left hand. oh i love that you can find steven in chest now. it's so good yeah, i like christmas tears going on right now. the red and green ones shooting out. that's fun. nice. you have tumor they fixed it. it gives you triple shot. oh, so the center fires now too. yeah, mine's triple shotting
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okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i
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they got christmas trees up for sale and all sorts of stuff. christmas 95 and my chat says no, nick, please. that's pretty good. in the world, i just keep rerolling into more bombs than shoot bombs! whoa. thank you, schmucky1, for the four months in a row! welcome back. whoa. kitty cats for you in chat. so weird.
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i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay.
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does this a guppeth make? no? awwww. oh, continuum! yeah! that's a pretty cool idea by the way, i like continuum. it's really i like it a lot too. it's a good item. throw in some lump of coal with it? like, what could you ask for more than that? i know, it looks like a meteor shower sometimes when you have it. don't reroll, you've breakfasted yourself. i thought they made it unbreakfastable. that's what they said they were gonna do, i don't think they did it though.
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yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops.
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i'm not sure if it was awesome or horrible. that's what i just got! yeah, man, i think it's seeded. i hate it. the good news is you got a ton of time left to reroll if you so desire. yeah, i just found a battery. ooh, that looks pretty. i don't really care if i lose homing shots on my reroll, because i mean if it turns into breakfast that sucks, but i'm only shooting like pretty shitty tiers very quickly, so i can aim these. i don't have a problem with aiming these myself.
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looking good boys. sticky ludo is not amazing. you can't even like tear fuck them like it just yeah their face if there's more than one enemy, you're just like alright. i'll wait for this to explode i guess you need to go to the second secret room before you teleport alright, do i need to beat the boss before i teleport to? alright same items. well, that was a win. do you know that toxic bombs heal poop enemies? i did not know not know that. oh, yeah. oh
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are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad.
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hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good.
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i don't know where you are. oh, i was in the burning basement one having just beaten the boss. i was going back to clean up a little bit. sensible. good idea. don't blame you. so how was your day so far? anything new? it's been good. i did the daily. today's daily was a lot of fun.
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i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there.
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i'm gonna make it easy. uh, did you get a deal with the devil on your second floor? are you not, uh... i'm still working on that. i played fairly slowly, you might be new to this. no, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that. have you heard the good news about cloud strife? no, please come in, let us discuss this. that's pretty, i mean, i guess it's cool, you know, people are stoked about it probably. you know who's probably really stoked about that? it's square enix. yeah.
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yeah, i imagine they are. i bet that they are very pleased with this. oh, that's the good stuff right there. i just wanted to know where my damn linkle dlc is. come on. it's the next one, the legend of zelda. i thought it was zaldo. yeah, legend of zelda and linkle saves zelda. prince zelda from the whatever. i don't know. if it's good, i don't care. if it's bad, i don't care either, i guess, but for different reasons. it's all good.
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i was hoping you're gonna do it because i didn't have the vocabulary to put it together. so it's camp below camp below confirm for smash that'd be pretty sweet. i'd be in rock band smash brothers crossover i love you so the new rock band when you i've been playing a decent amount of it. i'm having a good time a self aware good time and it builds your setlist on the fly like when you play a show instead of picking every single song it gives you like options to vote on but sometimes it'll give you an option that's like
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you know, a song by the knack. and i'm like, come on. there's no mystery involved in this. this is my sharona. and i pick it every time. but it'll be like rap, something hip hop or rap. and i'm like, oh okay. so it's the one hip hop song in rock dance history. sure, feel good inc. i guess it counts. put it on there. yeah, i mean it's like 50 50 hip hop i guess. closer than everything else.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet.
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i think it's... i like it. i kinda think that's a reward, you know? your reward for beating the lost is to be able to actually functionally have fun playing as the lost. why would you ever play as it again though? what do you mean? how? like, just for fun? like, what would be the point of using the lost with a really good run every time?
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well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming.
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why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough.
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if you don't know what's coming. like that's one that i expect, you know, you might lose it once or twice and then be like, okay, i get it. that's what i did. i thought it was, there was invisible enemies in every room hitting me. i didn't know what was happening. i can totally see myself drawing that exact same conclusion. and then it compounds it because you're like shooting at invisible enemies and taking more damage. that's really good.
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what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working.
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like positron tweeted and was like, i forget what he was, i wouldn't say man, but what he was complaining about. tyrone was like, well that's the decision that northernlion pushed for in the final version of the game. like i didn't have access man! i couldn't give you any feedback. he's throwing you under the bus for no reason. yeah, he's just throwing me under the bus to throw me under the bus. so you know, i'm gonna throw you under the bus as well tyrone. yeah, that's reasonable. he told me today they're patching war, so that's good. i told tyrone
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alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't
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um, nah, you should just kill. hang on to that. i'm sorry, probably. i've still got a minute, so we're good. put an item that respawns krampus into the krampus pool. yeah, there's an item, it's just called like the christmas stalking, and it makes all deals with the devil krampus. not just for that run though, for actually your entire rebirth career, unless you delete your save. oh, that's so them. but then if you delete your save, you become krampus.
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you unlock krampus to play and then if you get 999 coins donated in one greed mode run as krampus, you unlock the final item. it's a lump of coal too. it gives you slightly better damage. it does nothing different than one. and it doesn't stack with the original. yeah that figures. oh wow, these hushroom items are not good. uh, i took bumbo?
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it's not bloody lost. get it? stop taking coins from bumbo. sorry! okay, so i've got two chances to hit this dude with a freaking chaos card and i think it's gonna happen. i would really like this is like the worst brimstone synergy, but i love it because of that. the fact that when you shoot brimstone with proptosis, the beam gets narrower at the end. it's like a logical decision. i can't be mad. yep, hush is dead. that's fantastic. oh, that's so good. purity has appeared in the basement. purity.
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i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know.
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thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though?
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i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription.
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yeah, you should feed bumbo. bumbo's already fed as heck. are there bosses here? cuz i'm just blazing through them. i can't see him. suicide king card. oh, that could be fun. i see, i see. i'm thinking of odd mushroom. why not take bob's brain? you have pyro. bob's brain is a good item and i don't want to disrespect it by having to compare it to bumbo constantly.
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he's a little greedy though. well, he is like the actually he's a little green. he's a tiny little green. we gucci we're good. okay? okay. yeah, the gooch levels are up there. hmm. we roll that son of a bitch d10. no, thank you what a fantastic item the d10. oh, those are my coins. sorry bumbo i need two more and then you can take the rest. i'm gonna take the coins man i wonder if you double your bumbo if the doubled one is
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it does seem weird though that it would have to have the eden's blessing built into the code, wouldn't it? so that probably is true. oh, it's a freaking d100. no chance, baby! not getting rid of bumbo that easily. this will just clear the chest, no reason not to. yeah. bumbo number five. humble bumbo, also pretty good. rotten baby. perithrow. oh, i like that. alright, let's go find more stuff and perithrow it.
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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