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787.60
and they'll know every second of that. are you going to eat in like a war zone or something? like is it in case that you lose contact with them, you can find the last known site that they were at? yeah, it's you know, not many people make it out of the restaurant, but really delicious sushi rolls. only in la, i think. is that right? la? la, yeah, that's where i'm at. you come down here often? mmm, i went once for e3, god rested.
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1127.00
that river crossing though, and that's hungary started that or austria started that? one of them started with the river crossing. oh! oh! nope. oh! you guys oh, there's another idea. yeah, but here comes poland. finally! oh god, come on poland! poland's like, yeah, we got this! do you know how long god damn it! ugh, stupid, stupid fucking game. do you know how long those polish troops sat there doing absolutely nothing? that is so dumb though, like, this war with denmark should have been over like three years ago.
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1043.26
because that's some revolt risk. i just lost my claim on coke. luckily i started my freaking thing first though. who is this? oh, that's kazan again. why am i having so many rebellions all of a sudden? are you overextended from your one province? i might be. honomans are at war so i can't sell province. 42 regiments in izmid, yeah. is that a problem or something? is that supposed to be a big deal? colony's too far away. how is this colony too far away? oh god damn it. i gotta send a colonist to...
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686.42
you can never declare war. you can't plot, you can't imprison, you can't assassinate. and it's like, do the best you can. and that seems like an interesting run that i would be god awful at. yep. well i have a fair bit of money but i have no ability to declare war. i mean, i need another 1.3, i gain 1.3 purity per month. and so that's 13 per year. i need like 4 more years of peace.
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123.42
it's like rebel vs rebel. sounds really rough. they're gonna handle their own problems over there. good for them. monus is pretty screwed though. yeah, i've been noticing that as i've been playing. you know, if that peasant war keeps going on and increases all the autonomy to 100%, i can do the same thing to them as i did to the ming. i wonder why the ai just sucks so bad. awful. god, wiz, why don't you do a better job programming the ai of the monus? and orisa.
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152.92
definitely. so i did not expect my ai to actually come in there. god, i wish i could see what was going on over there. i appreciate the 1.4 war score they've given me. but i'm not following them through this wasteland that they've decided to venture forth towards. you have a lot of provinces, ethiopia. that is true. i can see all of ethiopia. i cannot tell a lie. mutapa, now, is even deciding to come up with a vassal. what's up with that? they've decided that i'm, uh...
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457.94
mm hmm. i don't usually use the middle one. i'm usually telling them either like at the start of the war like support my units and then once the enemy troops have been crushed new king five four three god. i've had some good kings after it's like that. i tell him to siege everything. i like the middle because then i know what to expect from them. ah yeah, you're used to that behavior yeah fair enough
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521.22
it's always good to hear when people thought you were. ladies. it's not what you do with it, it's the size that counts. as long as i can avoid a peasants war, i'll be pretty good. because apparently they're pretty bad, huh? i would ask bimanis. those telugu patriots haven't been taken care of. i think they've gone and maybe taken out a stack of peasants while i watched. and they got chandi nationals as well, oh my god.
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814.04
thank god for pacifier dude, this run's getting a little tricky. we need to speed upgrade as soon as possible as well. like i'm not immune to the fact that, or i'm not ignorant i should say to the fact that marvel movies have their haters, we talk about them a lot. i'm super excited for infinity war which as of the time of this video has probably come out like, you know, three weeks ago. if it sucks, how am i gonna feel? i'm 30, basically. i'm close enough to 30 that i say i'm 30 without feeling the need to be like, actually i'm 29 in six months.
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879.80
i see your 17k up there. took the long way around. gotta take care of the lake one stacks man. one stacks, easy that way. now if you can get your 80% battle score, get me to get rid of it, then that's a ticking war score that goes away. oh, ah dammit. i think there's gonna be some reinforcements over there. i don't know if they'll get there in time. they already sent one wavy, oh my god here comes so many more. no! run men! i think my vassals are gonna handle that just fine. yep, they sure are. yeah, war is definitely different against a player. mm hmm.
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227.72
yes. wow. that's absolute horseshit. obviously you should have seen that coming. it only took us like, you know, five minutes. that's actually something in the art of war. in the art of war there's a thing that'll say enemies that will join. god, that expansion is gonna be so good! i know, it's so exciting.
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444.74
yeah, once that happens then we'll see. i'll be a distraction. alright. let me quick sec to pause here just to read the war thing. sure. so if i attack france, they're allied with russia, they'll also call in sweden, denmark, frankfurt, no god frankfurt, great britain, castile, portugal is the defender of the catholic faith. so castile and portugal don't matter. great britain has nothing left so they're fine. hell, scotland's just gonna come in there and kick the shit out of them.
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2514.36
don't come back to life on my watch. send them, send them, send them. oh, they're sent. 160 cash. let's go god of war here. i'm ready. okay, this is definitely the room that killed us last time. here's what i like right now, okay? let me tell you what i like. infinite ammo and a cast that does chain damage to multiple enemies simultaneously. well, in quick succession, i should say. i think
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502.90
it takes a long time for my army to move from one side of my country to the other. yeah, it's almost like a video. i know what you mean. it's like building your army over there. when i got done fighting northernlion i was like okay we don't really need to be over on this side of africa. god your name is big. i have no idea how big your country is but your name is enormous. it's in the fog of war. i can see almost the entirety of his country. it's not very big. yeah. it's like a giant
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