Quotes about “glasses”
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it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck.
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7647.120
oh yeah, you guys can't look at your own chats either. can't look at anything. i'm sorry chat. we can look at our own chat. i think that's not that big of a deal. no, because they're gonna watch my stream and they're gonna be like, well he's got like a number six. oh yeah. i'm sorry chat. chat, i'm gonna keep you around. i don't care. alright. wait, hold on. it's very strange because i want to like take off my glasses and put on an oculus rift. but... yeah. you should do it. don't you have a vr thing, right?
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but you gotta do what you gotta do to make it, uh, to make a living, right? i just thought it was kind of funny because we went to about a hundred different places that had touristy things going on in them and they all had the same selection of goods. so like they all had the same shot glasses, they all had the same little keychains, they all had the same little stop watches and pocket watches.
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5462.040
which were kind of odd in the first place to have. what's up with souvenirs, man? souvenirs, there's like five souvenirs. flags, spoons, fridge magnets, shot glasses.
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5506.280
a shot glass i don't really get. not that it seems like wrong, it just seems like kind of an arbitrary choice for a souvenir. they're a thing that people use not super regularly and tend to collect, i guess, because, you know, you want to show off your collection of shot glasses when you're drinking. you have a little fun drinking story. yeah, that makes sense. i think that's as far as that goes, but i agree, it's pretty arbitrary. that's fair, that's fair.
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7141.120
that would be... that's a pretty intimidating thing to do, yeah? yeah, i mean like, there's a lot of things that are impressive about being an astronaut. you gotta, you know, usually you have like a master's degree in some kind of science. yeah. maybe you've been like a fighter pilot or something like that. i think the biggest one is that you have to not shit yourself every day when you're like, oh fuck. like, i'm in fucking space. i got to limbo. oh, that's the other thing, yeah, astronauts can't have glasses, i think.
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965.660
and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh
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it's real weird. so they're just gonna put glasses on sharkman or something. we'll be okay. how many crate blocks did you guys get that round? we're gonna need some drills to get into those. oh, i get it. it was a bit overkill to make that joke, i'm just saying. there, you saved it! look, it's old speedrunners music. you guys know we have to hate a new developer now, right? oh really? yeah, which one do you want to do today? i can't wait.
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uh, reenactments of what are you doing this weekend? oh, i'm going to a reenactment of prohibition. we're gonna get together and pretend alcohol is illegal but drink it anyway. it's gonna be fucking weird. well, we're gonna pretend it's vodka but it's just glasses of cold water. that's like a quadruple, like, reenactment. we're gonna pretend alcohol is illegal and pretend to drink illegal alcohol, but actually it's just lemonade. mm? you know, people do what they gotta do. they reenact the civil war, why not that?
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622.600
i kinda... i want just like someone to be you but german. like a german nl? yeah. that'd be pretty sweet. you can picture it, right? like i've got a little bit of like a european style going with the glasses and the bulbs. yeah. i think i can picture me being like swedish pretty easily.
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god, he should be in jail. he should be in jail! and these are like, these are not like one liter glasses. these are like the 250 milliliter like two swallows they're done right? yeah. oh yeah the two swallow okay. and he's basically, he's making like, he's a job creator. no he's a job destroyer. well he's a life destroyer is what it sounds like. a soul destroyer.
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3759.580
did you see cobalt street? you have the cobalt... no, that's not you. it's 16. no, it's 16. they got the... oh my god! it's one for everybody. it has my glasses! cheater! this is beautiful. wait, who is that? it's 16. he's in my viewership. just wanted to add somebody for a fourth. yeah, it's better to have four people. okay, fair enough.
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6388.380
i don't know why that's a big deal because they're just like normal glasses. they weren't extra expensive or anything. this fucking guy. with authority.
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6458.420
you were talking shit about how you were gonna teach him about salt and the bottom of glasses. what do i do? oh, that guy! that was a new thing. i had no idea that was an occurrence. you know that, ryan?
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