Quotes about “girlfriend”
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just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man.
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walk along the road... thank you very much tiki500 for the 11 months in a row! sweet. this game has pretty good music actually on the title screen, i don't remember hearing it last time. online co op. that's weird, break up with her like jerry seinfeld would. yeah, jerry seinfeld's kind of an asshole in the television show jerry seinfeld. he always is like, i like my girlfriend! but she's got big hands! and then... george is like, you gotta break up with her jerry. big hands will never go well!
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he's such a womanizer too, i don't like that version of jerry seinfeld. i don't think that's really him though. nah, it's like him in an ideal world. he thinks he's such hot shit in that show. i love my girlfriend but she likes brussel sprouts and i don't! and then he makes a big freaking deal about it and gets upset for like a month. and complains to everyone. what are the rules? just subscribed. you talking about brussel sprouts lady?
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eaters yeah, but you're not a stereotypical cereal eater. well. no that's true i didn't want to you know seem too hipster about it but i have invented what i call not putting milk in my cereal you do that. i do do that yeah, remember the guy that is he said he broke up with his girlfriend cuz she put water in the in the cereal i broke up with my ex girl. i hope you got back together guys. here's our breakfast i just want you to be happy together with your cereal. i want it i
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i know this game. oh, you're right! what the fuck? no! nick, turn it above his head. i ran out of bullets. ryan has a turd above his head now. i got a turd above my head? he had a turd and then a turtle. it's a halo hanging from the corner of your girlfriend's four post bed. oh, okay. i didn't really want that gun anyway. you could have just asked, man. but it's, you know, i didn't want to, i guess.
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when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for?
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you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man.
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it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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what is it the raging goblin? yeah? i bet you do he rages at his friends. he raises his family he raves at himself or something rage against the machine really good. that'll look pretty sweet. i haven't done anything with this lady, so let's go to the chest let's be real you haven't done anything with any ladies. i don't think that's true at all. so did your girlfriend such a mother oh
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oh my god. and we could play isaac or some shit in the background. or nothing, actually. we could just drink. i ate 50 mcnuggets in a day. oh god. no, you gotta eat them on stream. you have 50 mcnuggets in alcohol? jesus. that would i would be down. i think so. i had to explain to the girlfriend why i just suddenly gained 20 pounds, but... and like, also died. yeah!
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what's great is that mathis has been opening like a lot or has opened a lot i don't know if he still if i should still be using the present tense and his whole goal was just to get one expedition and then you just got one on a whim my girlfriend's salty that i'm talking about magic or something it was her idea and she helps me open the packs. yeah, i let her just open all the packs most likely it's a most part and we all need an enabler yeah
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thanks to this outrageous tier aura and shielded teepas. i believe in you from the start, you're the one that didn't my girlfriend's gonna be having tanberry nightmares all night. she had to fight them in final fantasy 8 for like four hours.
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what did i do? what happened? oh, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i slept. i didn't know that we were done with ads and stuff. are there any twitch streamers that play those games that they advertise on facebook where it's just like a 3d model of like an elf with enormous breasts and it's like, say goodbye to your girlfriend before you play this one.
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maybe it's his girlfriend or something, i don't know. that's fine. maybe it's just leo? yeah. well he put like a dash between the first and second l so it seems very calculated here. maybe it's just i wanna figure it out now. he's gonna bug me. i hate this room. i hate this room. no. she's a streamer you idiots. hey don't call me eve. no it's a streamer. oh legendary leah, okay. i didn't know she had fucking...
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you can't blame me on that one. neckbeard virgin's talking about girls. yes, i don't have a girlfriend. northernlion's not married. i have an ex wife, motherfuckers! how's the neckbeard doing? nick? i actually do kind of have a neckbeard sometimes though. that's out of laziness. it's not a stylistic choice.
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oh shit i'm gonna be fucking my girlfriend in a couple of days oh there and it's gonna happen hopefully i mean that would be pretty sad if i went over there and didn't i all oh dear i was having sexual intercourse last night and whoa you can't say that on television
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i've come to live with you, nautica. okay. i thought us helmet people were alike, but... we don't call them helmet people anymore. yeah, that's a little bit fucked up. oh, sweet god. how are you supposed to go through? how do you find a woman? go to super mario. scissored. that was alpaca patrol, right? if his girlfriend heard that, he would be single real fast. no, i did this last time. she's alright. oh, shit. we've been through this already.
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hey kid, suck dick! is this just like 14 separate quotes from home alone? kevin, i wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! surprised you know so many. i'm not, honestly. buzz's girlfriend. whoa! that's my favorite. nice.
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