Quotes about "get it"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

25.040 sure any preference today is wrong. we got eight characters alphanumeric some bands characters but hit me with your best shot fire away blue, baby okay, we haven't done this in a long time hmm strange choice, but i'm in it might be awful, but let's see three w a two okay, m. yep. yeah, diablo. i don't get you see the blue. i get it shoot the poop. oh Search ↗
55.080 like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and Search ↗
264.140 competition they played like asteroids, but it was like you control a ketchup bottle you're trying to like hit hash browns with it and stuff like that is what gets you going. this is what got me to follow them. yes i'm not aware chat. this is how you can get north of mine to follow you on twitch they put like at least fifteen twenty thousand dollars into this event and i was like i'll watch it enough to earn a follow Search ↗
385.740 lot of steak houses. big on the burning fire. it's a primal thing i guess. it's sort of like you're getting back down to like the beginning of man. well that's how they cook the meat. sitting down with the fire there, you get some steak in your mouth and chew it up. exactly. and you take your shirt off and just go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Search ↗
516.940 50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what? Search ↗
651.200 i mean, i think you'll probably be fine. infestation, pretty good. got a couple of health generation items, pretty good. infestation is pretty bad. why? it's not very good. why? infestation 2 is awesome! alright, i guess i forgot what the difference is then. infestation gives you, like, flies when you get hit. okay, that's not great. it's like spiderman. it has to be damaged though, can it be like if i touch something? it's only damage. yeah. Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
910.480 oh baby a subscriber an irish wristwatch. thank you very much for the subscription i think i'm just gonna do like lost runs. you're not gonna go back at it nick that seat is hot garbage all right well i'll try and win it for you if you win it more power to you, but that is uh it's my own fault for dying i'll admit, but that is uh that was a terrible scene how far did you get before you done? i mean Search ↗
937.000 i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop. Search ↗
968.440 it's like super terrible. it's not even equivalent. the d10 is actually worse. actually worse? if you get a really really annoying room like the freaking meatbags chasing you around, that could save your life. yeah, or it could reroll it into like five different kinds of enemies that are almost impossible. all champions. in conjunction with one another. does it have enemy pools based on where you are in the game? no, it rerolls universally. Search ↗
1080.780 yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it. Search ↗
1108.800 oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake. Search ↗
1214.180 cheesecake is not amazing. nick needs to shut the fuck up with that elitist tool. you guys are too much. i resent that desserts get the treatment of like ads where women go like oh my god it's so indulged like i want to see like potato chip ads like that because that's how i feel when i eat like some all dressed ruffles is like this shit is awesome, but if the all dressed ruffles are always like Search ↗
1269.720 chocolate is not that hard to get your hands on these days. like, if you're really into it, you could eat chocolate like all day. i don't recommend it, but you can. yeah, i wouldn't suggest that would be... i mean, maybe like once in your life if you really want to, but i don't think you'll feel very good about your decision afterward. i tend to agree with that probably. yeah, exactly. it's big chocolate. big chocolate used to be hershey. Search ↗
1331.680 it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that. Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1518.760 unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left Search ↗
1588.660 what is this? i've never heard of this other guy. oh, is that what they were talking about? oh, i get it now. nick, did you see that picture of sonic the hedgehog as a toilet? yeah, and it freaked me the fuck out. it's really weird. yeah, right? that was an interesting picture. Search ↗
1663.920 well, that's the internet for you. that's pretty much where i fell on the issue as well it was in the use of the thread the reddit thread that was like hey what fetish do you just not get it all and then like the third pose that was like yeah? whatever this literally the post was like shadow the hedgehog where this bottom half is sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet about to be shit in very specific Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
1833.100 i think it's really fascinating to get into the head of the person who first designed the signal light mechanism for the lever. i'm thinking about they were like trying different tactile responses and they landed on it should feel like kind of breaking a twig. it's very satisfying. it really is. it'll make you want to signal more. Search ↗
2208.820 nah, that's rebecca black. oh, i never actually listened to that either. okay, that's just ridiculous. well, i heard it was really annoying and catchy, so i didn't want to that is like not at all! you have an annoying maybe, but... not catchy? alright, well i didn't hear it, so i didn't get to use my own judgement there. Search ↗
2520.020 right, i mean it's one of those things you can't really take back because a lot of the appeal of it was sort of the growing up with harry element. and once that time has passed, like you can't really relate the same way. well, the story was meant to characterize harry through his life at hogwarts. and as you get older, he gets older. that's kind of the premise. well, i mean, no. the older i get, he stays the same age. right, but at the time when they were new. what do you think, chet? you wanna take this? let's take this and then just kill me. kill me! Search ↗
2641.480 lost has 0.5 spirit hearts, permanent hidden curse of unknown. yeah, right. that's why you can pick up the spirit hearts. it's not like you just can't have health. it's they get... you get health picked up and then it turns into a half spirit heart off screen. nick never noticed the times nine next to his health? i think he's talking about the lost. lost. where they specifically don't give you ui element. spider inside my dreams, i think i love you. you got it. make me wanna cry, make me wanna die. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

163.940 what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh. Search ↗
461.220 crack the whip makes you fast, but i got thunder thighs so what is crack the whip? crack the sky. crack the whip. oh, it's uh, uh, cat of ninetales, yep. no, no, no, no, no, this is, this is like it's a belt. yeah. crack the beltwhip. it's the belt. crack the beltwhip. so should i get that to offset the, the thighs of thunder? yeah, probably, yeah, you need no, i got, i traded it for mom's coin purse instead. what, you knew that that was gonna happen! yeah, i did. Search ↗
491.260 wait i did? yeah absolutely. wait i knew that i was gonna get... yeah i spoiled it remember? oh i don't remember that. nick spoiled it. you guys are trying to put me in a fucking fugue state or something. dude epdobolo and rumblemuffin up down all around welcome back to jsmithtown thank you very much for being my friends on like these two. Search ↗
615.680 you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now. Search ↗
766.900 did he though? well all the sex he did, i don't know about the having children part. he's had intercourse at least 87 times but you know how stressful it is to have one kid? can you imagine having 87 kids? you know what? his life was probably a total nightmare. that was part of my actual graduating class. he could have fostered every child that graduated with me at the same time. dude, nipple my son. yeah i agree. someone said dan gheesling's here. gross. hi dan! get the hell out of here. dan. dan. Search ↗
1234.180 kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't. Search ↗
1277.020 i don't get it. you see rob tell us it opened to a hundred million dollars when actually it opened to a hundred million dollars globally, but normally when you mention how much a movie opens to you tell the domestic total. it's like he was being willfully misrepresentative. oh, shut up. i hate when you say words. it's so stupid. sometimes i just say stuff like that to try to provoke that reaction. i'm very happy when it works. i'm happy that you like it. Search ↗
1466.980 the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it. Search ↗
1538.960 like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland. Search ↗
1614.760 dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped. Search ↗
1759.440 so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man. Search ↗
1924.140 i appreciate it, i need all the help i can get, cause i am absolutely gonna die soon. yeah. it's like, you know, i hope you don't, but you are destined to die before me just because of your birth date, so... right, and my sedentary lifestyle and my poor eating habits and, you know, all those things. Search ↗
1962.400 you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off. Search ↗
2119.760 you like that one, josh? i don't get it. i like to eat, eat, eat. apples and bananas. what's happening right now? that's a raffi song. raffi? oh, okay. i'm more familiar with his banana work about a phone. yeah, he's got a couple banana based hits. i don't know if apples and bananas was actually a big hit, but it lives on. bananas? bananas, though? oh, it's called apples and bananas. but the point of the song is that he changes the vowels and the words from time to time. Search ↗
2227.920 i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast. Search ↗
2302.760 yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good Search ↗
2358.060 furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem. Search ↗
2559.400 i think it's because i have like memories from it from sixth grade that you know no matter how snobby you get you can't you can't surpass those you know you can never escape those so do you mean europop like the genre of music? no, i mean specifically the height of that genre which is eiffel 65 self titled album. oh, it's self titled europop. it's not self titled eiffel 65. that'd be fucking stupid. Search ↗
2582.780 yeah, i'm glad they didn't do that. you'd be like hey, can i get eiffel 65 by eiffel 65 and then be like what are you talking about? oh, sorry. you shouldn't apologize for that just because you love a band. ah, you fucker. can't say that on television either. kate, make nl go buy it and stream. oh, cognitive dissonant. thank you very much for the subscription. what's kate talking about in chat? what are you talking about, kate? what do you want to stream? what do you want to stream? Search ↗
2705.680 i what i think scared me the most as he picked up the flaming garbage bag and then put it into a corner of his room with a bunch of cardboard is how much of myself i saw in that. right. i was like, man, one wrong turn in my one wrong turn in my life, like say maybe deliberately starting a fire in a trash can full of lighter fluid in your tinder filled apartment, that could be me, man. i could be i'll just put the fire over here for a minute while i get the largest bowl i can find which is actually 35 milliliters and Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
3156.120 yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run Search ↗
3192.140 i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do. Search ↗
3226.860 i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good. Search ↗
3486.780 i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've, Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
179.460 disregard. there's those like psp launch game stuff like the mighty no. 9 looks like straight garbage. mighty no. 9? yeah. mighty no. 9 is fun! i got to play it a little bit. that was just a joke. it's not even out yet, i don't even get the joke. the graphics look like psp. alright, moving on. i don't even understand what just happened there. we're burning bridges, man! i like the dash mechanic. i haven't touched it yet. Search ↗
282.700 when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i Search ↗
550.860 getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like. Search ↗
637.400 i hope it's temple of doom. but uh, i guess basically if you donate a certain amount or a good amount during the game you get luck up? apparently. it's pretty interesting. that was about it. it still will break though right? so like how can you guarantee that you can't? i don't know. i don't know what the size value is on that but... so if you're lucky enough... Search ↗
690.020 yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man? Search ↗
720.800 and before he found it on freakin' basement one somehow. ten coins gives you an increased angel rune chance. ugh. never done that again. that's yeah, that sounds terrible. that breaks the meta like crazy. i got the d6 on this run. hilarious. i get it. Search ↗
745.060 cuz we're isaac. yeah, well we played enough isaac that we get the d6 on his runs, yeah? that's true. took me forever to unlock it, man. it's a tough one, but we made it. i actually don't remember it. how do you unlock the d6? you like beat the game with blue baby, okay. alright. thank you very much kazeo for the ten months in a row, welcome back! Search ↗
867.340 what are you, australia? it's become australia because the canadian dollar is so shitty now. so yeah, it's $80 a game now. it was 50 or 60 this time last year. that's pretty rough. yeah, it's been... what the leroy? deflation, or you know, some kind of inflation. they just stopped playing video games, too expensive. well, luckily, you know, i get paid in us dollars, so... oh, that is helpful. Search ↗
957.620 i thought you were gonna tegan and sarah. yeah, well, that's what we were talking on the round table yesterday or like, or on the podcast, not the podcast but the d6. it was like, do you want to get rock band 4? and i was like, we probably won't get it. and then like right after the stream, kate was like, well, i reserved it. and i was like, all right. i mean, now it got inertia. i guess we're getting it. i guess we'll get it. Search ↗
993.960 i've had a fun time playing even though i don't think it's necessarily like great songs. yeah, you get to spend a shitload of money now and download all the songs now that you spent 300 bucks. we did throw like another 20 bucks at dlc, but some of the dlc wouldn't download and it scares me because i was like oh fuck yeah, red marchetto by rush, oh spirit of the radio by rush, oh freaking tom sawyer by rush. yeah, and then i have that already. Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
1265.120 i didn't get the tiny planet. i yeah, i picked that up earlier probably i guess cuz you got the knife it augmented your your i roll tammy's head oh double mapping all right, we'll take the treasure map and the compass why not yeah, i'm not a fan of the fact that this game looks kind of framey right now open gl rendering still giving me some problems how's green man doing? there's no green man anymore just blue screens. oh Search ↗
1368.440 it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way. Search ↗
1518.020 i've had the computer issues. i haven't had much of a backlog and then also i'm going to san francisco tomorrow to do a game preview, and i was like well maybe i'll like spend the night there, and then i'll turn into like a little like a day trip but then as soon as the computer issues happen. i'm like i need to come back that night so i'm like tomorrow morning i got an early flight san francisco play a game get some footage hop on the plane come back so i can actually get some more work done it is a Search ↗
1610.720 you know economy probably yeah scrunch legs if they're sending you first class i want to get in touch with whoever you got negotiating that i don't need first class but you know those those business seats are kind of nice so the little extra leg room my feet just go numb if i can't move them around a little bit underneath me it's fair Search ↗
1678.940 yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth. Search ↗
1843.100 or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay. Search ↗
2080.500 little bill yeah, yeah, he had a cartoon. i believe that's correct. yes i mean, i guess we'll try to get a freaking error room on this floor it's not very likely but it might be worth a shot. my run slowly die and it's got dangle. did you know? people are talking about john cena being on scooby doo. did you know that john cena is in the fred movies? what are you remember fred the guy from youtube back in like? oh Search ↗
2257.380 oh wow, this is a huge floor. just get guitar hero live. i actually could get guitar hero live, but i don't know what it is. does anyone know if the guitar hero guitar is going to look or feel better than the rock band one? is there, like, i didn't know that's a real medical thing. i love the rock band one. i love the soft buttons and the strum bar. i don't like the clicky ones. i know it's easier because you have that sound and that, like, click feel to stay on beat, but i can just, i don't know, i like having the natural rhythm where i don't feel like Search ↗
2287.140 i don't know the controllers fighting me back. it just goes with it. i also prefer the the tap frets like they're just easier to use in my opinion, but oh did they get rid of those shitty things? they had in the end of the guitar hero franchise where it was like you scribble lines with the touchpad i hated that there that is definitely not terrible yeah, it was really dumb, and i'm glad that it's gone if it is gone. oh good an angel room is the lost let's do it Search ↗
2318.400 i died to a chub spitting, like a maggot spitter at the end of the room. all good! it's holy water. that's gonna be useful for you. alright, so maybe the route i'll take is i'll get the guitar hero with guitar setup and then later on when i figure out my dlc situation i'll pick up just the game of rock band. then i win both. i mean no matter what you do not win. well i get to press buttons in time to music, that's the goal. that is true. Search ↗
2360.580 you get points for which is great for me as someone who is just absolutely awful at singing i actually have done better on a hard than on medium because on hard i can hit the wrong note and still get points for it and they're like wow nice freestyle and i thanks i think that's the only way to go though. yeah, well, i mean at every instrument. yes, except for vocals for me i think i lack the mental biological capability to sing most on expert. i Search ↗
2823.020 dude, i would kill for some blue oyster cult in this game. if they i mean, i know that they can't do this, but for my own personal situation, i would love if they just were like, hey, here's all the songs from rock band 1 and 2 for $100. that's i wanted them just to include them. they did that with 3, kind of. just stacked them up, you know? that's why i loved it. like, okay, we got rock band 4, you have 1, 2, and 3 on top of this new song setlist, and then there's dlc you get all your dlc automatically transferred over. Search ↗
2910.400 if i use undefined in the curse room guys, i might get an air room and then it would skip my boss room and my devil deal. and i'm really hoping for like, dead cat. so... oh, they both had 2112. oh, cool. sounds like rush sold out. yeah, fucking rush. no wonder the canadian dollar's so weak, there haven't been enough rhythm games to allow rush to contribute to the economy. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

50.380 super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh Search ↗
131.320 i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that. Search ↗
267.080 now fighting super fucking asshole splits into 100 pieces man. yeah, super envy asshole is he's a real element of what's happening right now cursed eye isn't dubious. it's bad. if you never get hit then it doesn't matter you will never teleport unless you want to can i just take a minute to shout out how silly it is that? twitch is all reacting to bob ross right now, and it's hilarious. i've been watching it on on twitter i've been yeah, i haven't been watching it on twitch, but i've been watching the reaction on twitter and Search ↗
437.660 i kind of feel like the bob ross one is almost as close as we're ever gonna get to like a global steve brule emoticon. it's like kappa steve brule as well. alright, i could be into that. i'm not trying to disrespect bob ross. mostly just extra respecting steve brule. i just left that item room alone. that was an awful first floor, i hated it. it's a wild run, man. it hasn't gotten any less wild. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
885.300 you gotta aim differently as a result of it. i'm having a bit of a rough time with this fallen fight right now and i shouldn't be. well, on the bright side you won't get 80% of the way through it and then teleport out probably. yeah, that's definitely gonna not happen. it's pretty unlikely. unless i like pop the teleport card. i almost died on that fight. oh my god. Search ↗
940.460 we ordered some magic the gathering cards, and when they came, they included like a token card that was like of one of their staff members. it was obviously like an inside joke, but i was like, i don't get this at all. we live across the country, i never met this guy. it was a nice gesture, i guess, but at the same time we threw it in the trash, i think. well, that's kind of sad. i'm sure it meant something to somebody, though. i mean, i agree with that, yeah, but it wasn't me. Search ↗
1019.700 you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny. Search ↗
1184.840 and i was like, oh, i'm murdering like a thousand people. i didn't get into the second one as much as the first one, but i think that one was also said to be pretty decent. i actually played a decent amount of the multiplayer in that. were you there for that? i think so. maybe. i think so as well. yeah, i think that was the one. there was one where we played a bunch with kyle for a while, right? was that true? yeah, that was it. that was one of the worst scottish accents i've ever seen. pardon me, what about mike myers and every piece of media he's ever created? Search ↗
1447.340 create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it. Search ↗
1663.640 it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true. Search ↗
1901.800 we do also have to keep in mind that there was a plug that was not really accessible unless you were in the middle seat, so i think he gets primary access to the plug. oh, he gets the plug as well. he's the charger. which i think if you get, you either get the plug or the armrest. and i'd rather have had the armrest in that situation because i brought a recharger with me. that's fair, yeah. i made it through the whole thing alive, i was just rather sore by the end of it because i really couldn't move at all for seven hours and that was awful. yeah, it's pretty messed up. Search ↗
1930.060 i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i Search ↗
1958.580 the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds. Search ↗
2010.820 but they wouldn't stop with the carts going up and down the aisle, so i had to find the right moment there too. to break it, yeah. it was non stop food delivery, which sounds like it would be great, but eating next to someone when you have about three inches is not as pleasant as it sounds. yeah, i get it. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2166.200 that sucks. like when i flew back from san francisco it was like 200 bucks for a two hour flight and i was like, ah that was like 140 and i had more space and i could get free food. i might be able to do it but at 200 i'm like no way. well i think it gets exponentially more important the longer you're flying though so if it's a two hour flight i can tolerate being crammed into a corner but if it's seven it's a bit of a problem then. that is true but then it gets proportionally more expensive as well. yeah they know they've got you by the balls. Search ↗
2272.200 yeah, i think you probably you probably take them in if i had to guess so i saw your own flip flops they also give you when you when you buy that $25,000 ticket it's actually pretty good value because you get to keep your headphones. oh sweet. yeah. oh there we go it's a lost run and nine lives in the cursor room the dream is real hey, they say thank you to space world space weld on ice for the two months in a row. thank you very much Search ↗
2376.460 but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work. Search ↗
2579.420 so i will take your advice. i think i focused too much on the combo. i need to like let myself not worry too much about combos so that i can worry about the combos later when i get better. i rolled to the box, not good. boxes? that's not so bad. yeah, i had a super bandage and i rolled it into the boxes. yeah, that's suboptimal. i would suggest... oh yeah, give me the flipping blue candle here. Search ↗
2609.120 blue candle, nine lives. oh my god. we're one cents short of being able to buy it. how does this happen? i gotta try to get the get the slot machine to pay out with the dollar. this is very you always do it i think i've only gotten the dollar like three times in afterbirth you get the dollar then you get the black lotus and then you get the raw liver all in the same run i wish i could man Search ↗
2693.380 i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good. Search ↗
2722.080 if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea? Search ↗
2817.140 sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan. Search ↗
2944.860 that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

19.740 there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop. Search ↗
40.860 but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once Search ↗
86.240 oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is? Search ↗
129.020 always you definitely want to do white door which is a free item and then you can decide whether or not you want to pay five cents for a key to get into your item room i got this weird damn it caffeine pill speed up size down. i took that that we're pretty good actually that's a completely acceptable item there's nothing in this hill that i got yeah, how's that? that's a good one. you want that it's a great one yeah, and now how do i go through this door? i want to know and now what you need a key oh? Search ↗
156.260 yeah, you gotta buy one of those. you have to buy a key. josh, there's gonna be a lot of questions here today. how did you get through a door that you've seen a hundred times? it's not one that i will abide. no, i want to help him! don't should i get the samson wristwatch or this new like... Search ↗
195.560 boss button? yeah, it's exactly the same game. you just get to choose your items from a financial standpoint instead and then you hit that button in the center of the room. there's no problem. not exactly the same game. usually there's like other rooms. yeah, now there's just... now there's just like this main one and like a couple other ones. i mean, i'm just saying fundamentally it's very similar. yeah, the fundamentals are similar. i agree. Search ↗
363.920 i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy Search ↗
392.180 too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird. Search ↗
455.900 wait, but you want the mushroom though, right? but we reroll our items every floor my friend why do you reroll items because we got missing though like 10 minutes ago. i didn't get that i know you didn't go and then i get sacred heart. come on. i'm gonna get this then actually, it doesn't matter my fire rates up. i'm as hazel. oh now it works quizzical up nod thank you very much for those. should i quizzical up dog? i can buy that i could buy a lot and if we had not taken Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
605.720 how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind? Search ↗
695.860 he's got a giant cyclops visor and a mushroom for a head. that is pretty sweet. i love it. i don't even know what you do to get mushroom transformation. this is the second or third time i've gotten it. i don't know why. oh, and i'm mom too! Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
735.720 did i get the htc vive? is that what this move is? the vr headset is a good item. what does it do? you have like big ring tiers that shoot out that look like technology. i don't have any of that shit. you must have. probably the azazel takes precedent. yeah, that's unfortunate because that item is actually really good. Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
858.120 bomb oh it's tyrone said that would know he didn't say that but he favorited the tweet that i sent him that said that if you get matchstick when you have to take it'll take it away, so maybe he'll add that to the game someday, and i'll just be so proud what can you use bombs for? blowing up yourself well probably like you know that machine that allows you to reroll things it's got like the recycle arrow on it if you blow that up. it gives you a guaranteed reroll on the shop Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
1142.620 fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it Search ↗
1329.640 hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here. Search ↗
1452.960 see do it. there you go. see if he'll care kind of probably would have a new relationship. oh, yeah, i'd be messed up right? yeah. like hey stop doing that hey you get off of there i'm gonna have to call the police you gotta take this through the proper channels. i've asked you nicely now i'm gonna call the authorities that would be the greatest reaction though to getting your dick sucked. hey you get off of there. hey, stop that get out of there. what are you doing? you're not allowed to do that Search ↗
1522.520 okay, so i can get the fucking the armband of power or i can get the the abortion hanger. oh, what is arm of power? it's like the bracelet so makes me super cool, but then makes the enemies like super cool, too what are you i just don't even hear that it's it makes me super cool and it makes the enemies super cool as well yeah, like it powers me up, but it also powers the enemies up is a champion belt. yeah, dude. oh Search ↗
1555.660 that's not a bracelet, it's a belt! yeah that's a bracelet. it's a bracelet for your torso. why does it look like my bracelet instead of a maybe if you had a 32 inch wrist! it's cuz it's a zelda link's awakening reference. i took it. you would use that to lift up heavy rocks. yeah. don't you get that ryan? yeah, yeah man. yeah. oh my god, take a hundred years here. me? Search ↗
1766.140 you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

211.460 actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh Search ↗
269.360 hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is Search ↗
298.500 if you're a speedrunner, know bill that what you have is gonna get you through it faster besides like a chaos card. yeah, that's very true actually. have you done... t6 or red candle guys, which would you take? i am gonna take neither actually, weirdly enough, because i think there's a better space bar item for greed mode, but i could be mistaken in that. i think red candle is a pretty good pick though. kowald, have you done the lost in greed mode yet? Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
606.060 so i heard you can only get secret rooms in greed mode on certain characters. i've heard that as well. i mean, maybe there's still, you know, the 109 mystery appears to be put to rest, but maybe there's still another mystery bearing. oh, there's some crazy stuff going on, man. i don't trust it. Search ↗
683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
902.020 is there like a meta secret room through it that i can go through? oh yeah, no you gotta bring emergency contact into it and then get yourself pulled out of it. mom will lift you up, take you to another plane of existence. then when you get pulled into that one it's actually super meat boy 2. which is actually frog fractions 3. right. like a dream i had the other night. glitter bombs! i thought you were gonna say a different word. i thought you were also gonna say a different word. Search ↗
1066.180 i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run. Search ↗
1134.040 i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times. Search ↗
1200.560 how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay. Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1474.400 just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know. Search ↗
1552.660 oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh Search ↗
1697.160 but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that. Search ↗
1749.580 then there was one more subscriber that i have lost to the ether and will get after this wave. i appreciate it and also agro midget thank you thank you guys really awesome german isaac streamer. oh, really? i appreciate the raid Search ↗
1960.600 i just got spider mod. you kinda have to be constantly charging a half of tears for it to work. yeah, it's just hard to break out of that pattern of like, i don't wanna get hit. d100. habit. oh, d100? you gotta take in green o, man. i pretty much have to, yeah. it's a guaranteed win. every time. Search ↗
2082.520 what's pardon me? oh, you lose it if you get hit. weird. that's peculiar. mmm. alright. i'm not 100% for this anymore. thank you for the $5.69 a non emus. what's up, man? oh, you need full red hearts to make it work? that's like the exact opposite of what i want on this run. oh my gosh. this run just got juicy. open all the gold chests. Search ↗
2407.160 where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh. Search ↗
2603.940 i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good. Search ↗
2667.400 it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip. Search ↗
2727.840 and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com Search ↗
2792.180 seems like a really odd thing for a bunch of businessmen to do and get all sweaty. it's pretty strenuous. yeah, you do it though so you know what you're getting into from a business arrangement. gotta take the quarter every time because we're greedy. thank you, turgid tallywack for the subscription. that's a good name. appropriate. i have a crown and a halo, boys. come at me. head is well adorned. Search ↗
2855.560 thank you very much, appreciate that. we're gonna make it rain on greed mode. man, i definitely should not have taken my reflection shot speed down tammy's head. this is just hot trash. that sounds interesting. what does this do? oh, that's what it does. do you get extra charges for your spacebar item on the ultra greed fight? no. uh, no. Search ↗
2895.060 i thought that was the answer, but i was kind of wishfully hoping it wasn't. also, does spider mod occasionally freeze enemies if it walks over top of them? i have not... check that out. i have not been able to have or get that item. well, i'll trade you. you can have spider mod for a while, i'll take glitter bombs. sounds good. they're so beautiful and glittery though. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

83.020 4 sho? 4 shw. ah, okay. kets for show. kets for show, that's fine. wrong save file? yeah, this is the youtube save file, i guess, but it doesn't really matter too much from a... because my seeds have... or my streaks have sucked so far. i'm not gonna worry about that too much until we get a little deeper into the whole rebirth... or afterbirth rabbit hole. how's it going, nick? how deep do you really wanna get? like, all the way deep, but at an appropriate level that, you know, not in the first week, maybe. Search ↗
131.560 it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
402.820 how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better. Search ↗
533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
777.120 you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to... Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
868.040 spaced on that for a minute there. all right, let's grab two of spades. that's okay two of spades confirmed pretty good. yeah, and then we're gonna buy a battery also take blank card no, cuz i have to be six. oh shit. i gotta hurry up. i just remembered i have a 30 minute cap here you know, i believe in you this is a pretty great run like there is greatness on this run and it doesn't take too long to get to it. i Search ↗
907.760 get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much. Search ↗
944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1339.280 i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day. Search ↗
1705.020 it's a weird name. what does that mean? wow, this is rude. i get the butterfree part, but what's the first part? ma gives black hearts. okay. oh, impa's like... a game character. ah, it's an interesting choice. i think i'll take the wafer. close call though. oh no, i got penny tears. Search ↗
1795.800 it's just an item pedestal. it's like a silver, flat looking, kinda like a wedge with a paperclip stuck in it. i can't join you on this. chad, tell me what those items are and if i should take one. robc0150, 4 months in a row, thank you! don't even get me started on these freaking bloops. i'm all blooped out. oh, that's a diaper? that does not look like a diaper. the diaper's so small compared to the size of the pin. that's what threw me off there. Search ↗
1897.100 yeah, but what if you get pyro, man? what if you got isaac's heart and pyro and blood rights? you're right about pyro. if i had pyro, i'd be happy with it because i'd be healing. two pretty flies, that's nice. bet i could only use one. really? i already had two, so... oh, i see, yeah. that makes sense. i have zero pretty flies. what an interesting divergent. very different run. interesting divergence on our seed today. Search ↗
1972.100 you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i Search ↗
2064.500 yo, i've already shown you that i recognize when i let go of it after three seconds it starts to work. i'm just waiting for minions to spawn so i can actually maybe get some black hearts out of it. alright. guppy, please be oh. certainly spawning like a lot of pennies. i have been hit again. take these six, walk in, take battery, die, reroll your items. you're actually that is a genius move. i hadn't considered that. Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
2213.400 probably don't reroll that rooms just drop two dimes in this room when i finished it is the blue map each dip blue map there now. there's another battery which means we'll come in here we'll die and then we'll reroll it again get this bible or maybe the bible kills hush instantly i'm gonna say probably not no i'm gonna get through the first phase and then we'll see man then we'll see fuck it. i'm not going back for hearts. i don't care if i die die i Search ↗
2340.540 i need to get the shovel somehow, man. what if we used the stars card? didn't do what i needed it to do. yara a black heart. there's no black hearts to yara, my dog! if there were black hearts to yara, i'd be all over it, but we don't even have a single black heart at this point. that's kind of the driving action of this run right now. this is the second time in as many runs that hush has just completely ruined my run. and i'm kind of like a little over it. Search ↗
2513.200 alright. what bishnab said was proved false. it's the damage throughout the whole fight, the more damage you do at any time, the more defense he has. lowering your damage lowers his armor, letting you get in more damage before his armor goes back up. yeah, i think i need someone smarter than myself to suss out the min maxi kind of way of dealing with the armor mechanic and then Search ↗
2561.600 like it's just a different set of values i think for fighting that boss versus the rest of the game. but if you're min maxing it, wouldn't you say that's like the most optimal way to play through because you get the most items that way? if that's what you mean by min maxing i guess. like if your goal for min maxing is just to pick up literally as many items as possible, yeah. Search ↗
2675.340 don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh Search ↗
2707.960 that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm. Search ↗
2743.720 it's like they forgot the order or something? i don't really get how that happened if that's the case. antimonum. thank you for the subscription. i mean, i don't know, doesn't that... the rules card gets unlocked from a challenge, right? i can't remember. yeah, i can't remember either. i thought it was progression based. maybe, like, runes got unlocked through challenges. maybe a rules card doesn't. i don't remember. maybe it unlocks when the angel statues break or something. it's possible. i don't recall. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

77.840 we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie. Search ↗
280.300 yeah john, you think john cena's never had a birthday? you guys get any bombs for these tinted rocks? i want them. oh shit dude, i got one! yeah dude, if you build it they will come. actually, let's ignore the fact that it was like mathematically programmed to drop there, but still. which bomb did you guys get? i got the black bomb that you used to blow up a rock. i got the one with the key as well. if you got the gold bomb, let us know, because that one's pretty solid. yeah, that's useful. you can make a lot of tintos happen with that. Search ↗
342.860 there were fun parts and frustrating parts. nothing was more frustrating than going to the second secret room right before the mom fight with two and a half hp and your blue baby, getting a health downgrade and a bad trip pill and just being down and then just being like, alright, well i guess we just lost then. yeah, it's not like this took 45 minutes to get to this point, right? Search ↗
656.440 i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work? Search ↗
680.480 when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for? Search ↗
752.660 so you can't get like red hearts at all with this guy. this shit is better than the fuck your mother strategy. you can get red hearts, but you gotta bear with it a little bit. you gotta like get lazarus rag or dark judas and then respawn and then get an hp upgrade and then you can get red hearts. interesting. Search ↗
877.600 nothing you want to get here with the class. yeah call back to the old heat situation. oh, i see. yeah well, i mean you'd if you'd watched it with subtitles on you might have enjoyed it more. it's possible yes, but you know if having subtitles on keeps me from asking someone or someone from asking me you know what would they just say first said yeah, then i'll just be like that's like a win win right there that is actually really convenient. i never thought about it like that. oh Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
1130.100 now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot. Search ↗
1159.440 yeah, yeah, put some soy milk in it and you know, if you're lactose intolerant, no problem then, right? yeah, apparently. i'm getting a lot of keys this run. that's a great thing to experience. it is a great thing. ah, the reverse the room thing. oh shit, i went back in time. i don't know. it's a glowing hourglass. yeah. it's a key. i don't know. if i keep using it, can i eventually get poop from the thing? Search ↗
1214.800 did ben affleck get pulled out of the elevator by bruce willis at the very end? i'm not gonna say it was like that, but it was pretty intense. no, armageddon was in ships, it wasn't intense. yeah, it was intense. you're thinking of schitt's creek, the canadian television show starring eugene levy. yeah. no, i'm not spoiling undertale anybody, i'm just saying. just emotional. i think you would expect that. fuck. Search ↗
1275.920 wondering if it's me you're seeing, or if i kiss your eyes. is that what he says? if i kiss your eyes? i think so. he wants a taste of salty tears, right? i don't know. and your bochale is eyes. yeah, i think it's if i kiss your eyes. i don't get guffey's color. fuck it. you only lose once in this room. but now you might live twice. ffffffff. uh oh. Search ↗
1311.600 a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype. Search ↗
1486.880 this is how they say it is a breaker. they think it's cool. they still use ham radio cuz skype's garbage they don't want to get served the video ads based on their conversations. that makes the only your form of communication left pretty reasonable Search ↗
1500.980 wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though? Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1675.100 the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen. Search ↗
1771.280 so should i get an always a good pill for five cents or a heart for five cents? always a good pill for five cents? yeah, you're right because it's balls of steel, baby! you were a dead fox for a second there. ryuka! come on in buddy! who was i? water's fine. you were fox for a second. oh really? i thought about him today. i thought about him today too. Search ↗
1824.780 mom, mom won. this is a long ass run. i'm sorry dude, no it's really long ass runs. maggie. i hate maggie. yeah, right? yeah, they take forever and then know who else also sucks in eve. she's stupid people are gonna get mad at you for saying that one, but i've been i've been opinion for years. yeah. no eve is eve's butts Search ↗
1849.080 not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you. Search ↗
1911.400 it's really funny when you watch america's funniest home videos now and it's still like a handicam footage from the 80s and like i thought it was a tired formula, but it's actually just like still old ass videos one day the vault's gonna get cleared out man you got to enjoy it while last. it's gonna be fallout 5. yeah, it will be fallout 5 vault afv Search ↗
2052.260 i don't know, i guess it depends what's in my underwear, but... if i had like a gun in there, then yeah, that'd be very surprising. yeah, i guess it would be. put it in some flannel. make it a lot more palatable. i don't know, like the temperature here doesn't get to the point where it warrants it. Search ↗
2281.720 i mean actually it just helped. how is retro vision? don't i have phd? retro vision should not be in this. oh you're gonna love retro vision, it's a great build. phd just like keeps retro vision in there for fun. that's weird. i wish i could he died of an overdose. oh well then like that's not funny, that's just sad. sad. this is kind of insensitive of him. probably never gonna get another chance at that really really easy and terrible joke. makes him feel like a horrible person. Search ↗
2311.420 maybe you actually just are. it's possible. well, you could broaden the scope of this scenario, right? and start looking at other bands with provocative titles and maybe put together what one of them could have died of something. it'd be fucking dope if freddie mercury got killed by queen elizabeth ii. let's just get that out there. Search ↗
2363.040 lone piece of poop that hangs out. yeah, it's like you you hate it and like sometimes there's like enemies in the room they're get like days to confuse like that movie a black poop yeah, but then like sometimes it's in like a room of its all by itself and it's just like that movie with rosie o'donnell and geena davis alone in poop dark alone in the dark as christian slater and tara reid. that's a different movie i was thinking of a league of their own christian slater from saved by the bell Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
78.060 and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah Search ↗
174.140 that's true. i think for the hush, since it's in stage fights you have to wait until the second phase to kill him anyway. but i think the point of the k.s. card is the one shot stuff is a pretty rare card. sure, yeah. i doubt that they would change that. you used to get mega shot or mega, you know, one shot mega satan's phase as well, one of his phases. Search ↗
191.880 i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost Search ↗
300.900 it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so... Search ↗
408.960 you can't even use shields, can you? like it doesn't protect the heart, does it? it just protects your body which is already invincible. yeah, i don't know, i didn't get trinity shield but i know that you can... some beams you can block but some beams you can't, it seems like. i meant like stuff that covers your body with an orb or like an orb, you know? i actually, i don't know about that. i actually had to do it like four times to get it done and i one shotted every other challenge including brains. Search ↗
575.160 they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately Search ↗
687.920 i'll say the same as well. i missed it because moobot wasn't pointing out subscriptions, unfortunately, but we've noticed now. thank you as well. yeah, my donation alerts all messed up. it makes a sound, but i can't get it to pop up since i swapped computers over here. yeah. it's kind of really big hassle setting your entire stuff up on another computer. yeah, half my assets. that's why i'm using exclusively the monday intro every stream. Search ↗
719.340 oh, you never with a video file over yeah, i can just like get after it off youtube pretty much exactly it suffers a little bit and also i'm just like a little lazy it's like when they copy the vhs tapes over and over and over again so you can barely see anything on them. yeah, i Search ↗
752.020 what do you do you actually like capture the picture of the jpeg on your cell phone and then write retweeted or something? like there's so much quality loss. how does this even happen? well, it's gone two or three layers deep, right? so somebody else needed it you grabbed it again and then you retweeted it as your own image and then it's gonna get compression loss every single time or any compression i mean, i guess i've been crisp original image. i saw a video of a guy who like i Search ↗
779.020 made a video and then redownloaded it and re uploaded it like re encoded it redown and re uploaded 200 times and when it starts out it's like crystal clear and then at the end. he's like some kind of fucking ring monster nice, just like you can't even understand what he's saying at all which is i mean i'm glad you mentioned that as well because you already procced me off a little bit when you said the vhs tape and i wanted to get your opinion about that the ring just doesn't make any sense all right not at all. oh Search ↗
807.380 continue. so the premise is you watch this vhs tape, right? and it's cursed. and you get seven days to live and then the lady comes out of your tv and eats you or something, right? but we've all seen the ending of the ring. the premise is that she's a little girl that got thrown in a well. so where does this vhs tape really come into play and what does it have to do with a little girl in a well? it's like somebody filming the girl, like, the well outside. like, where's the camera even? Search ↗
1026.400 it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh Search ↗
1136.580 and then there was some more that i forgot after that, that was pretty cool too. so, i don't want to misquote that. thank you, duckstar, for the four puns. gotta eat the booty like groceries. i mean, he's got the hair for it. the booty hair? i guess, i don't know. i like that. yeah, there's some people trying to get me to get a perm and i'm just like, my dainty soft hair is not... Search ↗
1168.420 gonna get permed out like if you realize it would never be able to change like until it grew back out is that what bob ross had or did he just have like a natural curly hair? he's had naturally kind of curly hair yeah naturally hippie hair yep Search ↗
1395.740 i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah Search ↗
1455.060 when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see. Search ↗
1507.040 i can try to make it for the hush. the thing about the hush is like, as long as you get to him, even if you have shitty tears, as long as you do well on the fight and have enough health, you can beat it. yeah. because an op build doesn't help you on that fight at all. so... right. there's some like pros and cons to that. i would agree with that assessment. i'm on the fence still about whether or not i enjoy it, but that's okay. life goes on. Search ↗
1765.720 i don't even know what's happening on this one. oh, it's still ludo, okay. yeah, no, that was definitely the worst of the items that, or the worst of the rerolls that showed up for me. i just found a d100. i'm doing it. welcome to the club. hope you don't get soy milk in this garbage. oh, it's real bad, what i just got, but we got a battery right here. okay, let's tearpads. this one's pretty terrible too. dang. ooh, weird. Search ↗
1966.680 in the midst of the chaos and don't move around you can actually just stand there, stand still and not take damage. it's all pattern based. dick was telling me he had noticed that and i was like oh you're right but the only problem is that when he switches directions, he gets your move. yeah. oh that's lovely. cursed eye stays through rerolls. thanks. i don't know if that's always true. i think it stays until you get like a tear effect that presupposes it which is not the word that i'm looking for but you know what i mean. pre empts it. Search ↗
2081.580 have we established yet if i can get items in my item log by rerolling with d100? i'm pretty sure it counts. oh sweet, okay. well that's a good motivation then to reroll 100 times. you can also find them in greed mode if i'm not mistaken as well. right, right, right. since they decided to add that counting to streaks and whatnot, i was kind of weirded out by that. i wasn't sure how to feel about Search ↗
2290.220 i can get hit once now. now i have death, or not death's touch, but yes death's touch. monstro's lung and doctor fetus. interesting. they do synergize, but it takes a long time to charge. what could go wrong? roll it, no balls. roll it, roll roll roll. what could go wrong? oh, so many things. oh, here we go, tiny planet. that looks fun. Search ↗
2320.340 now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh Search ↗
2577.460 i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay. Search ↗
2657.020 yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

191.760 and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out. Search ↗
334.640 i'm gonna make it easy. uh, did you get a deal with the devil on your second floor? are you not, uh... i'm still working on that. i played fairly slowly, you might be new to this. no, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that. have you heard the good news about cloud strife? no, please come in, let us discuss this. that's pretty, i mean, i guess it's cool, you know, people are stoked about it probably. you know who's probably really stoked about that? it's square enix. yeah. Search ↗
526.420 i'm for it for the most part and now i don't get to feel bad about taking it because it never shows up for me apparently. somebody tweeted me earlier today and said which would you take here and it was a picture of mom's knife and brimstone. i was like well i guess you pick brimstone for the synergies these days right? i would i like brimstone more. it depends slightly. like first off my question is like why not just take both of them? didn't have enough hearts. Search ↗
581.240 but there's some cool moms knife synergies. moms knife gets a bad rap, man. does it really though? yeah, i mean, well, let's do it this way. if you could if you had one hp after you took the deal no matter what, and you knew you were never gonna get like any more damage, i would probably take moms knife. i think moms knife gives you a better chance of winning the game. but the range though... Search ↗
599.500 yeah. doesn't bother you? yeah, you're pretty comfortable with that i guess. yeah, you did the guardian challenge man. it's just uh... i guess the other element is like, are you playing as the lost? obviously that wouldn't come up in that case, you just take both. but like if you had to pick one and you had to keep your distance, i'd rather be... man, that's actually a tough question. as the lost, i might not take both. because i think that it's worse than the sum of its parts. well yeah, say it's one of those things where you get the pick between two pedestals, like a more options type of deal. Search ↗
660.440 did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet. Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
745.020 seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not Search ↗
774.500 not worse than regular tiers, i mean. but it seems like you don't shoot out in front of you very often. oh, okay. i haven't had it since the patch, so actually i don't know. well, see, the trick is play greed mode, so you get the d100 and just... yeah, yeah, on every single run, yeah. yeah, exactly. and then just d100 yourself into every transformation, and you get to experience it. Search ↗
810.660 i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so Search ↗
962.880 well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming. Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1082.200 it sounds like there's nothing that will make everybody happy. you might be right, but to play devil's advocate, the one time that i did say it was bad game design, i was really more complaining about the fact that there are rooms that can instantly do damage to you that they didn't seem to care to get rid of. so that would be the point where if you just address that, i think we could be more okay with it purely killing you all the time. Search ↗
1199.220 if that's precisely correct you know it's only because we've played so much of this game that we can be like here's my feedback on something that literally like 0.5% of players are ever going to care about yes and that's why we get so invested because we have freaking hundreds of hours playing this game it's out of love this criticism usually anyway usually i will say you know those lost challenges or dailies that start with holding mantle have been some of my favorite so far all right i have yet to play one of those Search ↗
1309.340 bad game design about isaac or specifically about the guardian challenge is like if you're fighting red mom you just lose yeah, there's nothing you can do unless maybe i'm missing it and you know you could say oh you know get a chariot card on the third floor hold it until the end of the game i guess if you could facilitate that but unless you have any way to guarantee yourself invincibility that is fucked well, i took another approach, and i simply skipped the mom fight. i just had a passage rune, and i just used that there yeah Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
1575.780 if you don't know what's coming. like that's one that i expect, you know, you might lose it once or twice and then be like, okay, i get it. that's what i did. i thought it was, there was invisible enemies in every room hitting me. i didn't know what was happening. i can totally see myself drawing that exact same conclusion. and then it compounds it because you're like shooting at invisible enemies and taking more damage. that's really good. Search ↗
1724.460 to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to Search ↗
1840.900 you unlock krampus to play and then if you get 999 coins donated in one greed mode run as krampus, you unlock the final item. it's a lump of coal too. it gives you slightly better damage. it does nothing different than one. and it doesn't stack with the original. yeah that figures. oh wow, these hushroom items are not good. uh, i took bumbo? Search ↗
1897.840 yesterday i did a hush fight and when i went into the room on the right one of the rocks at the bottom broke and happened to be a crawl space and i was very confused by that. is that like stud finder? did you have stud finder? no, i had no weird items it was just randomly just decided it just opened. very strange. so fate plus two layers of flying why not. oh bumbo get coin. take him. what is this? bumbo did nothing. lusty blood. Search ↗
1930.400 it's not bloody lost. get it? stop taking coins from bumbo. sorry! okay, so i've got two chances to hit this dude with a freaking chaos card and i think it's gonna happen. i would really like this is like the worst brimstone synergy, but i love it because of that. the fact that when you shoot brimstone with proptosis, the beam gets narrower at the end. it's like a logical decision. i can't be mad. yep, hush is dead. that's fantastic. oh, that's so good. purity has appeared in the basement. purity. Search ↗
2069.720 or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash? Search ↗
2110.720 well, it's not carried away. we haven't even got linkle yet. all right, bumbo. you want some more coins, buddy? there you go. why is his name so easily to easily memeable? it's perfect. how many coins should i give bumbo? 109. i mean like does he ever get here you go. does he ever get strong? oh here he goes look at him go. oh, he's he's fucking happy about that. i just gave him 10 cents and now he's shooting. Search ↗
2201.000 thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though? Search ↗
2332.240 it's earned more than that. bumbo stop taking my coins you son of a what?! he dropped a he dropped a stone chest! this dude's capable of anything these days. bumbo take the coins! the coins belong to you bumbo. he dropped a two of clubs, okay? he dropped a key, he dropped a bomb. yo i'm starting to think this bumbo guy might oh sorry i took your coins get away from me! chat's gonna be so pissed. oh yeah, we're gonna take tiny planet for sure. this is like the most coins this dude has ever had so he should still be happy. Search ↗

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