Quotes about “genie”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸10⧸16]
- 554.740 just the right side. i don't want a lob daddy. yeah, you still want a relatively high degree of symmetry. i would just... i would do it twice. the first superpower would be like the wishing for more wishes. it would be the... i'd be a man with the elastic dick. so we could get as long as i wanted it to be. oh, and then you get infinite wishes. and then infinite superpowers! that's freaking dick manipulation. you're not allowed to do that with genie. that's the kid he's talking about. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸2⧸16]
- 1457.020 i mean none of these people have appreciable skills, i guess, except the professor. no, you get i dream of genie and she's a genie! with a ten foot weenie. you do get i dream of genie with a ten foot weenie, and you get the lady from bewitched! yeah, two magical power people that you can't fight. two magical power people that you cannot fight. we're about to see about that. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸30⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸17⧸16]
- 260.640 no! kobalt! we're making a story now! nope, i'm out. i don't like circle poems either, because we attempt to sing... i'm never doing that again. that went really badly. ...to sing all star by smash mouth and... kobalt wants to create an original worker scene! once? no... you can't do it now. the genie's out of the bottle. it's okay. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸28⧸16]
- 9451.260 metronome, better and better. bear, you're welcome to use the nug counter by the way if you want on your nug chat. yeah, i have to sign off on that as well. that's true, yeah. you are the co creator now. austin wins, top answer was shakespeare inside out. future shark, thank you as well. sorry, quick flash 2. lather my noodle? yeah, that would've been pretty good. thank you, phtevenfry for the five months. says, what do you call a genie with freckles? a ginger. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸30⧸16]
- 5766.980 you gotta get, you know what, you need more pasta in your fucking life. i eat a lot of like sausage penne. i'm like pretty pro sausage penne. what kind of sausage is used in it? i have no fucking clue dude. i got no idea. italian sausage. that's the common usage there. there's a sweet italian sausage. that's just the type of sausage. it probably has a more specific name, but like generally like if you have two options it's gonna be sweet or hot italian sausage. sausage genie. something like that. yeah probably yeah. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸4⧸17]
- 7046.840 wasn't able to find anything so then i kind of dismissed it and that was that. was this sinbad's homosensual adventure? is that what this is? he was a genie and he banged so many guys. nice. i like when the redout tells you go right and then you go right and it's like i didn't mean now. i didn't mean that right! did she get that driver like in um in dirt how there's the call the call driver this like passenger guy? get him to just fuck with you sometimes. Search ↗
- 7473.660 sinbad said himself that he never was in a movie where he played a genie. sinbad, this is bigger than you. he could have just said that because he didn't want to be associated with it because it's so bad. there are forces at work that you wouldn't understand, sinbad. we can get a room number? sinbad. well, i mean, he's reading out things. are you guys ready? oh, yeah. yeah, we're good. i just opened up babybel cheese and my chat's flipping out. babybel cheese? they love babybel, except for one person who threw up. Search ↗
- 7522.160 they're very small, but they're good. when you eat them like cheese sticks? aren't kids all about the cheese sticks? cheese sticks are better than cheese sticks. i like string cheese, but i think baby belle is better cheese. yeah. tastes really good. thank you, sir. sorry. i would concur. baby rage belle emoji. baby rage belle check. have you guys seen that movie from the early 1990s where bill bell emoji plays a genie? and also is the head coach of the new england patriots? he is talented. Search ↗
- 7586.180 i think he's better at second kid. i don't know who he is. sinbad? sinbad? i don't recognize the name, but i don't know who he is. ta ta, turtle man! he's a comedian. he sailed the seven seas, and uh... you don't know who sinbad is? catherine zeta zet zone jones. i've heard his name throughout my life, but i've never seen him. you've never seen sinbad. he was in that genie movie back in the day. don't even start, dude. he's in good burger? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸26⧸17]
- 5625.320 trust me. thank you zc092, anyone? here's what i would do. you just get to see your work come to fruition. i would push the button, get a billion dollars, and then pay them 500 million to get somebody else to volunteer. yeah, and i would rub the lamp and ask the genie for three more wishes. yeah, exactly. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸4⧸17]
- 302.600 uh, not quite yet. i'm still setting up because you guys had already finished with the intro and i dude, absolutely no worries. this one is actually on me. i stealth in in the middle of the intro without him even knowing i was there and he just said my name and i was there. i'm like a genie. just before i, uh, unmuted myself i looked in the discord and was like, nick's here, you can handle this, he's a professional. you adjusted on the fly, you pivoted on a dime. Search ↗