Quotes about “gen alpha”
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144.920
up here if i had to guess. i might be able to place myself up here. tutorial this is your hand each round you draw five cards drag a card from your hand onto the battlefield to play it on board give a minion plus one plus one and then destroy this i guess i'll play tempo rory is this like he must be like a league of legends pro or something like that tempo rory gen z no sorry i'm not gonna doom you guys with that one gen alpha straight to peacock
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404.24
i play just what i fucking feel, bud. drink scotch whiskey all night long. okay, it's gen alpha steely dan. on a life behind the wheel of my bicycle, they got a name for the winners in the world. something like that. you could... i mean, it's one of those bits that's better as like a micro bit than a macro bit, i think. got a name for the rizzlers in the world.
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2800.62
it is kind of crazy to think that that's what like dwight eisenhower was saying when he was like commanding the allied forces in western europe. geez louise, putting a lot of pressure on dieppe right now. as it could be worse, what about if there's like a world war 3 and gen alpha's in charge? sir, they're targeting our ghat. they're trying to riz up our ghat. the one that we mewed? yes sir, the one that we mewed.
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2517.26
dude, don't... i'm just saying it. i know it's not you. i just want gen z to, if possible, avoid the same mistakes that millennials have made and every generation before us. don't punch down at gen alpha for watching skibbity toilet, okay? like, i keep seeing these tweets from like 22 year olds that are like, the next generation is fucked. i'm like, brother, look in the mirror. you're fucked. you're 22 years old, farming engagement on social media, dunking on like five year olds. well,
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2544.24
sucking on like a nicotine pouch and i don't even want to know man arguing in bad faith that like somehow door dash is cheaper than buying groceries like you're we're all cooked okay what you need to have is some cross generational solidarity instead of just being like that while gen alpha's screwed up you're punching down on gen z no i'm not punching down on gen z i'm trying to help them avoid a mistake r slash teacher cooks the shit out of kids every day i mean i believe that
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4108.200
don't do that. don't do gen z. first off, this is a gen alpha bit, i think, but don't do gen alpha franklin delano roosevelt be like december 6th, 7th, 1941. a day which will live in infamy. don't do that shit. that's fucking glib and crass. that's fucked up. a day that will live in skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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772.740
start building some strawberries. we're gonna need the econ later. i don't know what to put here, man. then you buy like two items so you don't lose. in more misplay. maybe the build is good, i don't know. gen alpha's so cooked they're asking chat gpt for the answers to the eye test. can i just say? plus two. you've added a glimmer of hope to the stream today. that's pretty good.
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1051.160
i feel blessed to be part of like one of the generations that probably should have been teaching the adults to type. this is an honest question. i'm not reflecting poorly on gen alpha or gen z. did gen z have the same experience as millennials? or was it like a once per century sort of thing where you would go to a computer class in ninth grade and be like, i should be teaching this fucking class. this 61 year old dude who was born when computers were like the size of a fucking warehouse has no business teaching me how to do this.
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6899.380
is your daughter a proper gen alpha kid? i don't know. how long does the gen alpha stretch? because it's kind of insanity. my niece who is in middle school is gen alpha and my daughter who is 4 considered gen alpha. and i think the 4 year old and the... i forgot how my niece is... like what's her age now? i think she's 14.
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6928.900
she's also gen alpha, so it's like the gap is too wide. but at the same time yesterday, we were at the park at the playground.
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6993.820
so i don't know if that i'm pretty sure they're gen alpha as well. and i don't think my daughter knows anything about sigma. i had that at my daughter's gymnastics practice last year. bunch of kids sitting around waiting for their class to start talking sigma this sigma that!
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267.740
that's changed the whole dynamic here. okay, quick match me. i'll play some 3v3. you know what? no, no, no. i need to do the tutorial again. i forgot how to play, man. i forgot how to play the game. what has it been, like three weeks? prince william asked. you know what's crazy? gen alpha will say there's no way this is true. i mean, okay, so forgive my terminology here. the first sex symbol that i remember from my generation, as in like girls my age were putting their poster up in their room. never mind, we're in a quick match.
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2370.06
listen, yellnats, i know you're trolling. first off, room, a great movie. when they inevitably remake it in like 2041, they're gonna have to make the room like the size of a closet. otherwise, gen alpha's gonna be like, why are they complaining? they have so much space. be like, the room would actually go for like $3,200 a month in vancouver. stop. call that shit like the closet.
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148.94
that's a cla and then they they edited it. these are gifs that are older than the internet. they edited it to put like a face on the washing machine and then its eyes turn into x's when when it explodes. that's a classic man. this is why i'm not as concerned as other people about so called like gen alpha brain rot because like that was the shit i was watching when i was like 23 and i was like... oh shit.
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