Quotes about “geek bar”
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she got her iced teas twisted. there's a lick of tea in its twisted tube. where they hang the crooks that invented books. at the geek bar candy mountain. i know the type of stuff that i'm talking about. i bet you do, man. oh wait, excuse me, excuse me. i didn't even realize there was a shrine here. i must be stupid because my blue meter is never going away. my vitality increases.
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that's obscene. i mean, they're already called the soggy bottom boys. all i asked them to do was flip around. doesn't seem that over the line considering the circumstance. have you seen geek bar candy mountain? okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. geek bar candy mountain. five days ago on youtube, a geek bar is a vape, right? a geek bar is a handheld device to take in nicotine or possibly
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so come with me, we'll go and see the geek bar candy mountain in the geek bar candy mountain, all the zintins grow on trees and you don't have to pay taxes to president eishowspeed the doordash drivers tip you, and your best friend has a vape and you can face the xl blue buzz ball and awake with no headache
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where there's a lake made of tea and it's twisted too you can paddle all around it in a big canoe and they hung the crooks that invented books in the geek bar candy mountain okay, he was on a different wave with this one. there's a lake of tea and it's twisted too where they hang the crooks where they invented books that's crazy man. that's only halfway through.
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in the geek bar candy mountain, white monster fools the creek. and your stomach's never growling, cause the taco bell's still cheap. your girlfriend never left you, and your friends aren't employed. and a trip to the hospital won't leave you financially destroyed. well you can wake up and huff the dorito dust, and you drive a big truck cause the gas is a buck, and you got out of debt on a cal she bet in the geek bar candy mountain.
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welcome back woody guthrie. holy shit. can i say something? the geek bar candy mountain is basically just 2007.
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the weed don't make you anxious and the past don't make you blue. and a rumor says they've greenlit midnight gospel season two. well, you can fix your whole brain in the adderall rain and the penalty is death for a venmo request. you can finally rip off the miami mint in your iron man mask full of galaxy gas in the geek bar candy mountain. holy shit, man. that's what it feels like to grasp with a firmament.
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we need a prequel to figure out whether or not they why were they in prison? we need three prequels to figure out why john turturro, george clooney, and tim blake nelson were in prison! i think i was clenching my teeth so hard during the geek bar candy mountain that i actually kind of hurt my jaw. i gotta give myself tmj. i think i don't give myself tmj.
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they'll hang the crooks that invented books on the geek bar candy mountain. i've been visited by a cat. oh shit. am i finally down by y'all? hey! whoa! i've been everywhere this way. this shit looks like fucking... you guys want to see something really cool? dinner in resident evil 7. come here. yeah. look at this fucking place, dude. whoa! yeah, you know, i've been in here.
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