Quotes about “gay this dick”
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i don't find them attractive. however, i don't think it's like a gay thing to say a dude is attractive. i feel like a lot of straight guys get like a free... no, but this is a misrepresentation though. you said you'd suck his dick. yes, that's true. but, beyond that... it's like, it's a straw man.
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i don't know if i moan a little bit. i don't think that's gay at all, man. i am with you, brother. i'm with you, brother. how could it be gay? it doesn't make sense. if you're sucking a dick. it's a girl's dick, man. stop going. are we doing this right? yeah, i guess. am i taking crazy pills here? i think i'm so old fashioned that i've accidentally become the wokest.
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i'm telling you, dog's gay. this dick tastes like dog shit. right, mr. green man? what?
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hahahaha i've heard that one. foot mode football. oh yeah, let's play football. wait no, let's play normal. i'm down for football. let's try normal and and hafu can get her sea legs. yeah, get hafu to get her bearings. hey hafu, how do you tell if your dog is gay? okay this is not... hahahaha. how do you tell him, ryan? you pick it up and suck on his dick.
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speaking of the well, okay. sorry. oh, yeah, if he's got a shit you go ahead. yeah, i gotta let babs and i'll be right back yeah, yeah, wait a minute, dude see you later. is this where you got the is it from our back channel mouth skinny dick meatballs and p.m my holes i told you at the time i said check our channel. i want to get fucked in a hidey hole and shit, you're gay
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aww, fuck. my brain is broken, man. fuck! for some reason i imagined like a ritzy restaurant where the guy was taking off the little lids off the plates and he was like, oh, gay sir? and he takes one off and it's just a big old dick. it's just gay. wait, is that what i think it is? oh, i know this word because it's the... wait, no, it doesn't fit.
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why would you assume that? they'll say something insane like, can you blame me? and you go, yeah. cause like, i wasn't... do you really think out of nowhere i was like talking about fucking an actual dog? how do you stop your dog from humping your leg? pick it up and suck its dick. how can you tell if your dog's gay? if this dick tastes like dog shit. like what the fuck is wrong with you? of course i blame you. that's fucking crazy.
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oh god, that's the poop dick one. that is the one where i told the joke about how you tell if your dog's... the shit on the dog? yeah. how do you tell if your dog is gay? you pick it up and suck his dick. or sorry, how do you stop your dog from huffing your leg? you pick him up and suck his dick. how do you tell if your dog's gay if his dick tastes like dog shit? this is like the most offensive joke i've ever said in my life. and that's the one they used for this.
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pick it up and suck its dick. how can you tell if your dog's gay? if his dick tastes like dog shit. oh. leeks. so apollo, someone said you should ask them if oranges are juicy. oranges are juicy. apollo said oranges are creamy. i think creamy. i've been asked to get into this discourse like 20 times today. he said they're creamy? he said they're creamy? thank you. thank you. buffalo sauce has orange. he, apollo said every food has a cre like there's a creaminess scale, 0 to 100, and like almost every food's on there, i think.
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honestly what i want to talk about is things questioning the fabric of reality. are you out of your mind? these hands are blowing me away. do people wear multiple thighs? i've been telling you dogs gay. this dick tastes like dog shit. right mr. green man?
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