Quotes about “gay son”
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cocky want boing boing - Bits and Banter [04/19/2024]
- 2132.66 karl marx and engels through the way that you guys did as well. twitch streaming and bob's burgers. you know, it's still there. it's not like it's going anywhere. unless it's owned by warner brothers, which it might be, in which case it might be deleted from streaming platforms. i don't know. it's the same thing though. like this is all a spawn from the real social media trend, right? where people ask themselves, would you rather have a gay son or like a promiscuous daughter? Search ↗
AITA for being weird about the birthday song？ (React Court)
- 2063.40 just like some dog saliva on top? i don't know. i guess if they eat it off the plate they're gonna get the dog saliva on it to begin with. i don't know, i just feel weird about it. i know the vegetables are expensive or whatever but i would just feel weird about it. i don't know, i don't support it. we'd love to know your thoughts on this. okay, here's one that this is coming up after this one. am i the asshole for refusing to pay my gay son's tuition after he came out to his family? i'd love to see how you're gonna bring that one back. i think that's... Search ↗
- 3108.76 i think people would be like, you're the asshole. she chose to build her life around you and then you just go and throw it away for a cheap fling? oh, but she made me sit in coach. oh delete the gym, tan the facebook and do your laundry. this one's a little spicy. this one's from earlier. am i the asshole for refusing to pay my gay son's tuition after he came out to his family? Search ↗
- 3143.76 let's see if my prediction is correct. my son came out to my husband when he was 14 years old. my husband and i are both atheists and support the lgbtq plus community in all ways except the financial and we're both proud of our son for coming out. however, my sus here we go! my husband's mother is a devout catholic and is extremely intolerant of gay people. she is wealthy and my children were told from a young age their college would be paid for Search ↗
There's no such thing as locking in (The Game of Sisyphus)
- 2399.48 black hole son on that one i guess. bro we'd be dead. yeah. what was the other one? hungry daughter. push push push. has he ever been this far? this far back? once or twice. it's the same thing though, like this is all a spawn from the real social media trend right? where people ask themselves would you rather have a gay son or like a promiscuous daughter? i feel like i've been losing my mind unless the joke is lost on me. i'm like why would i care about either? Search ↗
Nissan al-gaib (Lethal Company)
- 524.68 two, i always feel like a weird name droppy guy. i'd be like, well, that's my friend. i'm friends with john candy's son and he's a great guy. oh, wow. yeah. so sorry about that. i was like, ah, fuck. and i had to leave for a minute. then all of a sudden he's a bear! fozzy's a bear! oh, he's a... yes! fozzy bear! it is fozzy the bear. oh, it's in my mind. he might be a cool gay dude too, but i think that would be my point. waka waka, right? kaka kaka. Search ↗
iron justice - Bits and Banter [04⧸08⧸2025]
Ultimate Chicken Horse with Friends - Episode 56 [Chosen One]
- 1617.14 you know... was he going, let me touch your boner? or was he just like, in my free time i like to touch boners? he wasn't really talk no, no, actually he was, he's married to a lady and he had a son and he wasn't actually gay, but he did he did do weird things with the girls' boobies is all i'm saying. i don't like the way you pause when you say the word gay. Search ↗
Bootleg NLSS (April 3, 2019)
- 3622.700 yeah, there was some sort of controversy with him, right? yeah, i don't remember what it was. beat the shit out of his son if he was gay, i think is what he said. oh, yeah, that's not good. was that kevin hart? Search ↗
- 3674.240 you think he crashed his car? oh, oh, tracy morgan says he's sorry for telling an audience that he would pull out a knife and stab his son if he were gay. yeah, i mean, oh, so yeah, it's pretty that's not good. i do also feel like we should wait for context but if that's in context that is pretty it sounds really bad yeah, that's not good Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [October 17th, 2018]
- 4312.64 gay we well i was thinking like having if they legalize like putting truck nuts on your truck is like you know business as usual up here. no no it's illegal here. they channel illegal truck nuts on your bullshit you can't bullshit a bullshit around all right. i just got pre fired by cocking of course cock it's you son of a bitch. he's got a heat map for all the spawn distribution, and he's just waiting oh Search ↗
ryan looks a little different today - Bits and Banter [03⧸17⧸2026]
- 1208.980 i say i don't want to do the shivs and they say but we love the shivs. you have to play the shivs. bisexual bob dylan son or gay bob dylan dog? it's gotta be the bisexual bob dylan son, i'm afraid. faults on st. patrick's day? i'm 37 and i have a child. st. patrick's day doesn't exist for me. i'm not gonna go out and have a drink. do i affirm or recant that justin looks like that hockey guy's statement? he don't fucking look like that guy. that's just a guy smiling. Search ↗