Quotes about “gay morpheus”
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or some burn skills. it's frozen 2 again. you raise a good point. double haste makes a lot of sense. hey, enlil, i still don't get your gay morpheus joke. it's not gay, it's bisexual morpheus, faint bunny. then you said, should i watch the matrix again or watch the sequels? you should watch both of the sequels once and then not watch the third one ever again and then watch the first one again, in my opinion. i think reloaded kind of bangs. it's probably my favorite anime at least.
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back shots today, pharaoh? no, i'm mad at back shots. because no one in the content creator discord plus toed my amazing tweet. which wasn't a tweet, it was just a comment in the discord, but... what was it? neo colon. why does my penis hurt? new line break. gay morpheus comma taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me, bro. we lost? why does he have to be gay? because he's getting...
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buttfucked by neo, bro. i guess so. okay, fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus taking back shots. because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins! i hate to say it, you're actually right. bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny, but bisexual morpheus is way funnier.
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new line break? gay morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me bro. why does he have to be gay? because he's getting buttfucked by neo bro. i guess so. okay fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins!
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i hate to say it, you're actually right, bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny but bisexual morpheus is way funnier. i also feel like watching the movie, i feel like morpheus, he kind of gives off like a bisexual aura in the movie. obviously he has had a previous relationship with niobe
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but then you're like, it sounds like some shit sherlock would say. it sounds like some shit the queen would say. and i was like, keep going, man. it was revolver, roulette. roulette, death, texas. okay, okay, okay. a gymnast technically revolves. you guys didn't like my gay morpheus joke this morning, huh? oh, you mean a gay morpheus joke? i've been working on it a bit. okay, so here's the joke. neo, why does my penis hurt?
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faint bunny, they want you to be banned. the discord is calling for you to be banned because you keep asking me to rehash the gay morpheus bits. someone in the discord, or maybe it was even ahmad, said i audited faint bunny and they posted about gay morpheus 31 times yesterday. i'm not going to ban them for that. i think it's funny. also, he's not gay, he's bi.
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there's a line break every time a new person speaks which happens like every three seconds you're pissing me off is what i'm trying to say. what do you mean you spark notes romeo and juliet the shit is it's 31 pages man, and now i still don't get your game morpheus joke it's not gay as bisexual morpheus faint bunny. then you said should i watch i
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i'm just... my gears are turning for a based jumping joke, but i'm just trying to figure out where it is. nah, you'll get there. i'll let you guys know when i'm up to speed. you guys didn't like my gay morpheus joke this morning, huh? oh, you mean a gay morpheus joke? didn't like mine either. i've been working on it a bit. okay, so here's the joke. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. i thought you were trying to get away from the circuit comedy.
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