Quotes about “gay life”
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where did ryan's plunder chest go? i plundered it. i plundered it. oh my god, you plundered the plunder? yeah, he only had one item. the plunder. that's genius, man. the thing that's crazy to me is that niles was like gay. he had two chicks that were in love with him, man. was he? yeah! daphne and maris. at least at a certain time in his life. i didn't know he was gay. i just knew he was like married, wasn't he? yeah, yeah. he's married to maris.
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get real down and dirty with these guys, which i enjoy. the northernlion story, how gay s&m clubs turn my life around. i don't mean anything negative by that, by the way. if you're into gay s&m...
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oh, they could be a curious george. oh my god. never in my life in a ratio that bad. sorry, chip. i said i was going to win. he lied. i thought because when i'm most confident is when i always lose the worst. i have no hope for my second job. have you heard about the gay grocery store challenge?
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yeah, i did it, but i didn't do it. so i went, i'll do it quick. they do know what's better for you, man. most of the time. hey, that's another, i can put that in my notes app. walking up, this is a riff on a bit before you get mad at me, okay? i'm leaving this joke, you're gonna radicalize me, i'm gonna become the joe rogan of the right. walking up to a gay couple and going, so which one of you saves the life of the other one on a regular basis?
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i'm here to tell you, no matter what you do to me, i can't be turned. i'm secure. if you wanna shoot some water up my butthole to make it cleaner... yeah, you're sugar gay for life. dude, i'm locked in already! that's one of the few things i've figured out. it means the water's still not gay, right? so i have no comment?
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daenerys. the tragic life of mark ruffalo. what? it's pretty obvious why emilia clarke never recovered from game of thrones. she's rich, dude. the truth about kat dennings is out in the open. he's not a cat. the truth has come out about the old man from pawn stars. does bruno mars is gay?
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that's i mean, that's that's it until next tuesday or wednesday depending on when we get back on tuesday because we're gonna be at pax we're gonna be at pax. thanks for watching the northernlion life super show. there's a most mondays wednesdays and thursdays from 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time. thanks to today's new subscribers according to mubot little cassandra laturno gay baby three
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nl's methodology for solving the parlor games is all wrong. and then when you click on the post it says surprise bitch i got you. it's actually this is like gay bohemian rhapsody or something like that. it got me really good, man. that was really good. sometimes reddit is so funny. 52 male no kids. never drank alcohol or smoked anything in my entire life. ama. what the fuck am i gonna ask you? you haven't done anything. what'd you eat for lunch? like what's...
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no, but uh, but yeah, no it's it's it's uh, it's like that's that's gotta be one of those things where you know, like you can't you gotta you gotta broach that conversation for the rest of your life. like, hey, can you fuck me in the ass, please? i mean, i've told this before, but like i had a friend i got two stories here. one's ama related and one is, like a friend of mine was like in high school. he came out to me, but wasn't like, i'm gay. he was like, hey dude, just thought you should know like,
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awesome powers was right too, man. daddy wasn't there and now all of a sudden, daddy took the life aquatic check from wes anderson and he ain't even passing a dividend down or nothing. he's not even making me a member of the trust. sorry, i'm loving steely dan poster. okay, okay, okay, eddie. semen shots fling out in my gay orgy. entering my boyfriend from the top position.
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