Quotes about “gay experience”
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if we have enough people we'll watch... what the hell is i'm half gay? what the frick? i'm half gay? are you like pokemon? you like evolve into full gay a little bit with the experience or something? give me some experience. let me be like, i don't have enough experience so i'm half gay? only puts the tip in.
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not yet anyway. 21 jump street was right, i'm getting bullied for not sucking dick. i remember i had a friend once try to like, i told them that they were trying to trick me into sucking their dick. they were like, if you've never had a gay experience, how do you even know? and i was like, i just, i got a good hunch. and they were like, that's kind of homophobic. and i was like, you're not going to guilt me into sucking you off. that's crazy. that's actually like praying. that's sexual abuse, i think. i thought it was pretty fucked up.
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they're calling him the modern day diogenes. they're calling him the modern day diogenes. kids these days turn on his stream and use it to form opinions about shit they have no lived experience with. they're calling it twitch. did you ever see the clip? justin showed it to me. it's a clip from law & order svu where ice cube is talking to a guy and the guy says something like, i'm not gay. i date women and i have sex with men.
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1765.16
a straight man showing you his ass is not sexual. if a gay guy moons you, i don't know. i'm not enough of like, i'm not in the ecosystem. i can't talk about that because i can't speak from experience. but if my straight friend shows me his ass against my will and i'm straight, that's not sexual harassment. it's taken a different intersection on the cerebral highway. straight guys can get pegged though? that's true.
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4622.12
in a way, like i think that makes like gay men the most enlightened people on the planet. because they get to experience the humor of nuts from having them, but also the beauty of nuts from enjoying them on others. do you go first? all these doors are fucking closed now. is this where i'm going? oh, that's what i'm hearing. it's a bell monster. the bell monster's here? wait, wait, there's something on the ceiling. oh, it's chibilly.
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let's make the chainmail. i'll give it one more shot, 50%, it'll cost me enough experience to take me down a level. ah, but it actually succeeded this time, excellent. so i can take off percival's pantaloons. that sounded like really gay in a victorian kind of way. and i will equip this armor, and the cool thing is i can sell percival's pantaloons, or aka desync percival's pantaloons, and when i do that,
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2399.76
i don't know man. i'm fucking uh... lead the way. i think this will at least take us back home, right? in a way, like i think that makes like gay men the most enlightened people on the planet. because they get to experience the humor of nuts from having them, but also the beauty of nuts from enjoying them on others. yeah. i'm a little jealous. so like how are we going to do this though? what's up?
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oh no! you went around this, not up? no, i feel a lot of attachment for the suitcase, so yeah you can just go right here. oh, i see, i see. it's raining though. well now we know how that works. okay, well i'm just gonna go. did you just hit it with the... trumpet? i hit the vehicle! you got hit with the gay trumpet, man. congratulations. justin, oh no. we didn't experience much rain on this one though because we were like inside. yeah, that's a good way to avoid it.
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1650.12
if a gay guy moons you, i don't know. i'm not enough of like, i'm not in the ecosystem. i can't talk about that because i can't speak from experience. but if my straight friend shows me his ass against my will and i'm straight, that's not sexual harassment. it's taken a different intersection on the cerebral highway. straight guys can get pegged though? that's true. that's definitely true. i gotta think about that one. i gotta, you know what?
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is it they were 21 jump street was right? i'm getting bullied for not sucking dick. i remember i had a friend once try to like i told them that they were they were trying to trick me into sucking their dick they're like they're like if you've never had a gay experience how do you even know and i was like i just i got a good hunch and they were like that's kind of homophobic and i was like you're not gonna guilt me into sucking you off. that's crazy. that's actually like i
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