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gay bob dylan would be like, i was burned down from exhaustion, buried in the cum, sucked off in the bushes and blown out on the trail. come in like a, i don't know, a switcher sub, ravaged in the porn. come in, he said, i'll give you some of my own cum. none of the words rhyme. the lines don't rhyme. it's crass, but it does not rhyme. it is the right cadence for shelter from the storm, but otherwise it doesn't,
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something club soda couldn't do. i put it in the wash. damn, well, we'll figure it out. we'll figure it out. bro's so out of material he's using yeti. yo, but yeti's bit was pretty good. it was like, what if bob dylan was gay? which might be the only way to make bob dylan better. gay bob dylan? hold up, hold up. it's the first time hearing about this. now do the newport festival bit. what, play it fucking quiet?
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great subreddit though, like 95% of the posts are this guy's pissing me off and it's just the nashville skyline cover. the other one that got me, how stupid do you have to be to have this happen to you twice? and it's just the title of stuck inside a mobile with the memphis blues but then they used a red paintbrush to circle again like 50 times. how did he let this happen twice? is he fucking stupid? i went to the gay bob dylan concert and he sucked ass.
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we're gonna be here for a while, okay, john? it's gonna get way worse than that. were you here for the lgbt, the bltg sandwich? were you here for the blgtc sandwich? am i okay? what's going on? now gay bob dylan. yes, man. morning, eddie hood, brooklyn. wait, no, no, we gotta skip like eight minutes of the song. larry was the oldest.
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sales will perma perma side with the customer and throw you under the bus. well to the customers face, right? but to to management you got a i don't know. they're slick right? oh fuck off already. what the hell did i do? yes, gay bob dylan do be like it's a hard it's a hard it's a hard it's hard it's a hard cock and balls that wasn't his best work to be honest, but yeah, what did he mean by that?
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dubai chocolate back then. they didn't have like pho. i actually think no part of the world had pho. i think pho only came about even in vietnam in like the 1960s or something. gay bob dylan romance in durango be like hot chili peppers in my gay ass butt. i actually think, i regret saying that one, i think that might be homophobic. i think it might be homophobic to suggest gay bob dylan would put
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i was thinking too, like, um, gay bob dylan would be like, he sucks cock just like a man. oh, he got gawks just like a man. so i'm just, you gotta, cause i really want the last one to be like, yes he does. he guzzles cum just like a man.
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that's so funny, man. plus, there was a kindred shitter too, because i used to shit like after my first period class and there would always be like a fresh copy of the queen's journal in there. you know, they're thinking about removing all the chips in the vending machine and replacing them with water. hmm. thank you, alma mater society. a little soft. anyway. yeah, gay bob dylan be like, that's true, man.
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imagining him putting on the shirt yeah yeah his rippling torso because he was quite handsome to be honest with you taking off the shirt gay bob dylan be like yes yes man and i'm like i guarantee you own a self storage business the way you're patting yourself on the back it's true i've won the lottery four times since i started working 80 hour weeks yes man i love that that's huge
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i have listened to a little bit of hot snakes after you mentioned it, but also i don't know what that is. i don't know what that is, but... so i gotta leave you, i gotta leave you out there. yeah, i'm more on the gay bob dylan bit right now. i'm more on that r slash mold kick right now. people will post a picture of a bagel with a fuck ton of spores on it and be like, is this safe to eat? oh!
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that's why, literally, i want to unban him because i want him to come back and do gay bob dylan jokes in my chat. first off, i don't think justin is really the right venue for that sort of stuff. justin's not really a bob dylan headed im. if he was doing like gay fugazi or something like that, that's a perfect opportunity to go to justin's chat. but if he's doing gay bob dylan, he's got to be back here. they haven't made an unban request? no, not my comfort paradist. taking back your ex is unhealthy.
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did you ever get around to watching didi? didi, you idiot! yes, i did. i thought it was pretty good, but rice boy sleeps clears in the genre of coming of age movies. and that's not just the trade war talking because rice boy sleeps is canadian and didi is american. that's not their fault. they were like, i don't know, they made the movie about stuff that happened when they were like 14. what do we just do? daily dozen. gay bob dylan be like, no, no, listen, buddy, listen.
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if you're gonna do gay bob dylan, it's gotta be like, i've sucked on the penis of 12 oil workers. i've come on the buttocks of 15 old sailors and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard cock and balls. like, it'd have to be something like that, okay? you just, your fucking pithy one liner? no, man.
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also, variation from the norm. yeah, man. yeah. football. things you throw. things that have a... you throw a spiral. things made out of leather, man. leather! saddle moccasins football wallet. things traditionally made of leather. gay bob dylan be like, boots from spain.
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admire what they're doing because i'm also a soda enjoyer myself gay r slash soda be like, okay listen, i don't know if we want to go in that direction. i don't know we want to get going with the glibness there okay, your whole subreddit is fucked by the gay bob dylan jokes yeah, but what's funny is now the joke is not the gay bob dylan jokes the the joke is how angry people get at like what? okay
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i don't exactly know where they were, okay? but they were mixing like ground meat into rice when they were there. that's all i need to say about that. nobody's... do you see... listen, i know i'm going off on this. do you see what the crungo does? it's like the gay bob dylan jokes on the subreddit. it crowds out all the useful discussion that we could be having. we can't... i was trying to talk to librarian. i said, librarian, what's up with the history of the
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you're the real mvp. hard to believe that was 20 years ago, man. it's not contractual obligations, bro. we have aligned incentives. you wouldn't get it. anyway, see you tomorrow. bye. gay bob dylan would be like, he sucks cock just like a man. oh, he got gocks just like a man. the last one to be like, yes, he does. he
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i place the meats my customers ask and then yous come in he places the meats his customers ask subway, i'm listening by the way, subway canada at least i am a man of cheese and mayo now you're talking, now you're fucking talking gay bob dylan, you'd be like he sucks cock just like a man
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