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what working overtime feels like - Bits and Banter [07⧸06⧸2026]
- 1718.440 in the uk, vice grips are often called what wrenches? let's call them weasel wrenches. it's a mole avogadro's motherfucking number. i don't know avogadro's number anymore. it's like 6.09 times 10 to the 23rd or something like that, but i'll tell you what, i know avocado's number plus 350 at chipotle. today i learned gay is banned from chat. no, man. no, it isn't. and guess what? now i got to go see what your last message was. Search ↗
- 1748.320 okay, well the last thing you wrote was gay and it did get held by auto mod. but some people, you know, i think there's like a reputation system here. some people are getting auto modded for it and some people are not getting auto modded for it. there's a lot of trusted users who can say it and i guess some people were, you know, twitch isn't 100% sure. okay, when you typed vile white pervert, Search ↗
Yea bro I know Avocado's number (Miscellaneous)
- 4127.680 in the whole world of narnia, it ended with a big ol' apocalypse in its seventh book, the aptly titled... the what battle? final battle. the last battle! last and final are the same thing, man! three, two, one, two, one. the narnia battle. today i learned gay is banned from chat. no, man. no, it isn't. and guess what? now i gotta go see what your last message was. now i gotta go see what the last thing you wrote was. Search ↗
- 4177.180 okay, well the last thing you wrote was gay and it did get held by auto mod. but some people, you know what, i think there's like a reputation system here. some people are getting auto modded for it and some people are not getting auto modded for it. that's interesting. there's a lot of trusted users who can say it and i guess some people were, you know, twitch isn't 100% sure. okay, when you typed vile white pervert, Search ↗
I still have faith (Normal Golf Game)
- 2758.540 what the fuck? they're just bothering him? ttc leprechaun aftermath of alleged ttc assault. you get nothing, pay attention. so he's not a leprechaun, he's wearing a green shirt and kind of like a bowler hat. i guess if he didn't look in the mirror you could understand. he is a little heisenberg coated as well but... you're the one that won't let people sit down because they're fucking gay. Search ↗
It's just one shot how hard could it be (Normal Golf Game)
- 3546.920 oh shit. anyway, forgot what i was talking about. also, i'll say it again. i said it once, people took issue with it. watch peter pan. peter pan is gay. there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but all the fucking baddie mermaids at pirate's cove are like fighting over peter pan. ladies, he's fucking gay. are you stupid? Search ↗
- 3956.860 this is huge! this is huge for us! anyway, i'm done. no, you don't even say, can i do gay uncle cracker for you, okay? because this is, i know what you're gonna say. you're gonna say, swallow me, and then everything is just gonna flow from that. you're gonna go, swallow me, everything is all right. wrong asshole. oh shit, it's gonna be like, talk on my penis and, Search ↗
- 4032.720 give me the big boys to pee in my hole. see, this is why you have to be careful with the gay parodies, because many of you don't seem to understand the difference between like a fetish and a sexual orientation. so many bits from chat have started with like, can i do a gay version of led zeppelin? and then it ends up being about like poop or pee or something like that. and i'm like, that's not gay. that's poop and pee. that's two different things. Search ↗
- 4157.860 i spit only when i don't have lube. it peaked there and now we're just on the very rapid descent. this is going in, man. can you do a gay version of stacy's mom? literally easy. just change the singer to a lady. done. sorted. the old reddit switcheroo. i'm starting to lose confidence. Search ↗
post bail i did - Bits and Banter [07⧸02⧸2026]
- 4274.400 also, i'll say it again. i said it once people took issue with it. watch peter pan. peter pan is gay. there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but all the fucking baddie mermaids at pirate's cove are like fighting over peter pan. ladies, he's fucking gay. watch him for like five seconds. you're literally trying to kill wendy for having the audacity to be Search ↗
- 4522.400 no, you don't even say, can i do gay uncle cracker for you, okay? because this is, i know what you're gonna say. you're gonna say, swallow me, and then everything is just gonna flow from that. you're gonna go, swallow me, everything is all right. wrong asshole. oh shit, it's gonna be like, talk on my penis and grease my balls, i wanna get, well like, okay, what is it? and suck away. Search ↗
- 4564.780 give me the big boys to pee in my hole. see, this is why you have to be careful with the gay parodies, because many of you don't seem to understand the difference between like a fetish and a sexual orientation. so many bits from chad have started with like, can i do a gay version of led zeppelin? and then it ends up being about like poop or pee or something like that. and i'm like, that's not gay. that's poop and pee. that's two different things. Search ↗
- 4658.080 it peaked there and now we're just on the very rapid descent. can you do a gay version of stacy's mom? literally easy. just change the singer to a lady. done. sorted. it's kind of crazy to think statistically there's at least one person out here who's played the demo that got a hole in one on their very first shot of the tutorial. i think that's beautiful. no shot? i mean, i don't want to blevens this but like, Search ↗
poggers - Bits and Banter [07⧸01⧸2026]
- 6203.140 sae ji in. fucking, what is it tomorrow? shing chi suh? yes, yes, it's thursday. dwee. thank you for that. shing chi suh ji in. i think. whatever. unless what i just said was horrible, in which case pretend i didn't say it. hoggers! yeah, i was thinking about gay bob dylan today. you know. i would not feel so all alone. everybody must get. they'll bone you when you try to drive your car. Search ↗
- 6233.840 they'll bone you when you're sitting at the bar. they'll bone you when you won't give up your seat. they'll bone you and then they'll shoot some skeet. but it would not feel so all alone. everybody must get boned. that's true gay nick drake. i would've been in a solid gay. Search ↗
Sick implies there's a cure (Miscellaneous)
- 5401.500 it is? what can i say? the context slur has logged on. gay memoirists, american male short story writers. i know your ass. screenwriters from mississippi? 1983 deaths in new york state? are you fucking tennessee williams, bro? are you truman capote? are you tennes you're tennessee williams! Search ↗
I forgot how to rhyme (Jackbox)
- 167.500 not good. alright. okay, this guy gay. hey kory, i'm not going against kory, that's a shame. first i'm going up against gene. oh dude, if i was going up against gene, this would have hit so much harder. you better get them fingers moving. dude, it's pea soup outside. Search ↗
- 363.640 i was really hoping we were gonna get gay kory for prime month, but i'll take it this time we don't know who is fucking it's true. that's true yeah, ladies the n95 stays on during sex that's right, that's right there's like Search ↗
- 2177.100 oh, no, and nobody else? have you ever tried pussy washing? that's when you gay. that was a joke for me. why did the crazy hamburger cross the road to get to the other side? crazy. crazy humble. these were both my problems. i love being reminded of crazy humble gear. Search ↗
i will not poison cairen wu - Bits and Banter [06⧸12⧸2026]
- 7276.380 i never fall down. i stand tall like the burj khalifa. sorry, claude. i don't do ai. i fuck in a mask like antifa. my battle routine is brush loss and pointing. now shut up while i hit this joint thing. like an n95, right? i was really hoping we were going to get gay corey for prime month, but i'll take it. Search ↗
- 8322.000 i was doing something, and he saw it and he respected it. no, no, he left before you finished reading the joke. i want to open a store, bro. it's so back, i want to open a store. that shit just hit me like a truck, man. i didn't even need the joke. i'm not voting for it, gg. what the fuck? oh, well, you're the only one. have you ever tried pussy washing? that's when you gay! Search ↗