Quotes about “gatekeeping”
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oh, i that's gatekeeping. what you're doing right now is gatekeeping. no, it's asking you a simple question. i don't know, it's not a simple question because i didn't make the campaign! that's you don't have to make the campaign to be playing the game! you're making me play the physical game! i'm feeling physical game instead of a campaign! by the rules! you're playing the rules of the game. hey, what browser do you use right now, josh? hey, josh, what browser do you use right now? chrome!
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783.480
chrome, google chrome. no, but what version of chrome? is it version 12.03567 with the built in javascript pre compiler? yes! nobody cares! you just asked me and i told you yes. i swung my warlock hammer around. there's a big difference, ryan. look, i had a fun time playing d&d. good. now that i'm talking about it with you, you just diminish it by half a point. congrats on your gatekeeping. i'm gonna end your career.
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936.680
really? we were like, screw this lady, she's not being inclusive. that's... krabs seems like the dumbest game as a result of that experience. yeah, i wish i understood krabs. it's all just... it's just stupid. yeah. she was gatekeeping. absolutely true. i hate gatekeepers. you are a gatekeeper! oh yeah, that's right. do you hate cryptkeepers? you know, i never watched krip the... necrodancer? necrodancer, yeah. tales of the crypt of the necrodance. ah, son of a bitch!
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what should you do then to gamble? i guess play dude, that's gatekeeping! that's gatekeeping. but it's like productive gatekeeping. it is gatekeeping. that's good gatekeeping. that's gate tending. that's gate tending. i'm tending to the gate. i'm sure that you don't go into forbidden territory. no, you're full of shit. you're a gatekeeper. i'm gate tending! no, you're not gate play slots. just play tendies out of here.
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1839.600
they had a day off. don't gatekeep them. that's fine, but like, no, i don't want to gatekeep. i want to i mean, it was a little gatekeeping. you know what? i don't want to gatekeep. i don't want to time shame anyone, but like yeah, that's a rick finn time shaming. there are some other things that you could probably do that could give you the same or more enjoyment out of waiting in line at a mcdonald's for szechuan sauce. it's apparently really good.
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i just haven't gotten back. you could do it in like an hour and a half, i'm sure. yeah. it took me like three hours. yeah, but he's on world three, so... no, it took me three hours to do world three. what? yeah. or however long my stream was two days ago. no. like world three plus the finale? no, just world three. alright. i mean, kind of gatekeeping you, but that's okay. i mean... timekeeping? because three hours?
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5845.560
there's nothing to tell about the d&d session. it was a fun time before josh was gatekeeping. i remember when he did that, yeah. when was that coming? i did a one off d&d session this weekend. oh really? yeah. well thanks for inviting me. oh yeah, well would you like to fly to vancouver to do it at kory's house? yeah. alright, well next time i'll... hit me up. i don't remember these weird men with their arms. get all of this crap out of here.
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i was the strangest yoda. yeah. it's like young yoda. yeah. they're making that movie, you know. young yodas, guys. yeah. something inappropriate to do at the gym. stab a man for his sichuan sauce or doing squats without any weights on the bar. fudge. is that gatekeeping or are you suggesting that maybe there's some kind of intercourse sort of thing going on here? like, what's wrong with doing squats without any weights on the bar?
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why are you shaming? are you weight shaming? yeah, it's a warm up. the bar is actually 45 pounds, okay. it's extremely gatekeeping. this is like some lunk alert shit. what is this gatekeeping stuff? you know what's gatekeeping? you guys are gatekeeping right now. are you serious? you don't know?
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i'm so mad. he even suggested something so stupid. it wasn't a massage! there's delay you gotta look out for. you're gatekeeping my points, ryan. the audience is in hot massage. they hate me because i lied about l.a. noire.
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papi tomal i was gonna say guess who's a not not surprised that rob saying that stop gatekeeping me out my racism guys now for real nice hit boy. it's a big old gap there alright. oh, yeah. oh we should aim for the corner. yeah it's on us watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this punch me. oh yeah, see you in hell wow i've got rekt did they comment on kevin spacey yet? oh?
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to give them a disadvantage heading into the next night. really shit on you. hey dude, come on! alright, that was needlessly sarcastic. that was gatekeeping. i'm sorry, it was gatekeeping. it's a full moon tonight. time to make your move if you got one. what a weird meta that is. is it, austin? no one said baseball. okay, pick who you want to date. i...
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you know, he was in it and he dabbled. he's a dabbler. he is a dabbler. are you calendar gatekeeping? the thing is, there used to be, if you ever go to the mall, every christmas there would be like a fake setup where now it's just cell phone stores and people trying to sell you overpriced cosmetics. and there used to be board games and then like a hundred different calendars. you're like puppies, kittens, sexy firemen, ladies in swimsuits, you know.
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it's not called the grand old orgy, it's called the grand old opera. $49.97 austin, what city is this in? you don't know what city that's in, i know what state it's in obviously, but i don't know what city it's in. stop gatekeeping. it's not in the capital, i can tell you that much. you have given me the keys. i can't handle this. get out of here. what's the capital of this place? exactly. wait, do i know the... i think i know that. yeah, yeah, yeah. i know, i know, i know.
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if anything, it's a snap. dude, this is so good. i don't understand why you had like... that's like a lemony snicket. you're gatekeeping. that's what you're doing. it's not gatekeeping. it's gatekeeping. i don't want to talk about it. yeah, i'm talking about it. i don't care who you're talking about. i'm talking about it. you can talk about whatever you want. talking about people. who sings there? aretha franklin. really? no, i doubt it. i thought it was the who. you know, talking about people.
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killed by the great king gini. it's friday, people have the day off? why would people have the day off on a day on? no adult that works a 9 5 job. well, this is gatekeeping. do something else with your day off. don't be like, oh i got a day off, go play rumbleverse. that's crazy. go to the park or something. go get a nice brunch. go out and get some like
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you get c. diff. when you get c. diff, you'll be sorry you didn't let yourself get killed by salmonella and campylobacter. motherfuckers are like gatekeeping bacterial infections. this is the craziest shit i've ever heard in my entire life. are you listening to yourself?
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yeah, that's called being everybody. i don't know why you're gatekeeping straws. nobody out there is like getting a cup and then going home and like adding their own plastic straw. that's insanity. you use whatever they give you. but people are also like, why would you ever use a straw? i don't know, because occasionally you'll be outside and you'll be like, i feel like a smoothie, obviously.
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i don't know, just enjoy it. literally my daughter was eating lunch. people were like, get out of here, enjoy your holiday. okay, i don't know, give me a million dollars so i can get a supersonic flight around the earth or something. like, i don't understand what you want from me. why are you holiday posting or holiday gatekeeping? hold on, i made it. hang out with the boys and play edh? i have a wife. what do you mean hang out with the boys and play? don't call it edh, come on.
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own an xbox, okay? and i'm sick of people telling me that that's gatekeeping. that's the way that it should be. because i don't want you to buy a gamecube because you're like, oh, i'm really excited to play eternals, darkness, sanity's requiem. and then you're like, hey, can i come over to your house and play brute force? i'll be like, no, you can't. you picked your battle, you enjoy your billy hatcher and the giant egg. and i'll enjoy my brute force, which i actually did not buy because when i was a kid, i heard it was ass. i guess i should kill enemies to level up my mounts.
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