Quotes about “gangstalked”
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yes, okay. the grinch had just schemed to ruin christmas. who would have thought? hey, enel, you ever play starcraft 2? you're fucking with me. i'm being gangstalked. i went in to pick up some takeout last night. there was a young gentleman inside of the store on his cell phone that i thought might be part of my demographic.
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do you have like tortoise shell glasses? and maybe you were wearing a denim jacket. i can't remember, but i looked at this guy and i went, this is... and i know this sounds like something that someone would say if they were being gangstalked. i have gotten, or thinking that they were gangstalked, i've gotten insNLy good at recognizing guys who will recognize me before they've recognized me.
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sieve a noun meaning a device with nice try squabbling a verb meaning to core to quarrel a row anoint. yeah i told you i'm being gangstalked sacrament and now you already know i'm getting there on the perfect line sequoia a noun meaning either of two that's a joke frangipane a noun meaning a cousin is not how is pronounced i think i
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or you try to type what and then you autocomplete and all of a sudden you're like highlighting the name of someone called uh whatsup helpline who is in chat every single day just for that exact purpose. there's a northernlion emote now. is that why every time i'm in chiblee's chat even if i'm not talking people are just typing northernlion me on? i thought i was being like gangstalked or something like that man.
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why would they think i'm the one that's different? i think apollo's the one that's different. he's calling me up and talking for like 90 seconds. yo, what's up? were you fucking with me? what do you mean was i fucking with you? why does it i've literally just taken three phone calls in a row that people are like, we know you're lying. like it's i'm being gangstalked right now. i don't understand. are you wearing a happy face? i am not wearing a happy face. i'm wearing my normal face with the lights and everything. really? yeah. there's no way. i swear it to you. i think you're fibbing to me.
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do you have like tortoise shell glasses? and maybe you were wearing a denim jacket. i can't remember, but i looked at this guy and i went, this is... and i know this sounds like something that someone would say if they were being gangstalked. i have gotten, or thinking that they were gangstalked, i've gotten insNLy good at recognizing guys who will recognize me before they've recognized me.
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