Quotes about “fucking his drink”
Search the full Northernlion archive below, or browse the quotes on this page.
-
8669.24
i drank the little wax bottles full of colorful fluid but that wasn't really a drink it was more candy even though it wasn't drink i had like an infinite supply of capri suns when i was younger look at this rich guy over here with his capri suns oh yeah they're also like 20 cents a fucking... that's 15 cents more than what i paid for for my drinks and my steak and a haircut i got jort wind! capris are a kind of jort kind of when you think about it yeah and i get the answer
Search ↗
-
2604.70
when you've been waiting for the drink cart to come back for 17 minutes because the 55 year old man in front of you ordered like seven cocktails in coach he's gonna mix it himself on his little fucking tray while he watches like the worst action movie that's ever been made then they finally get to you and you're like can i have a diet coke please and they sometimes they go do you want just the whole can and you're like oh yes please finally being rewarded for my
Search ↗
-
3954.06
you realize they're in every glass of water that you drink? i know, that's what's fucking me up bro. it's kinda that they're like everywhere. that's why i don't... like as a kid, my friend would always have his birthday party at like his dad's house on the lake. i know what you're thinking. he was really wealthy. he wasn't, his dad was just divorced, okay? everybody relax, call off the dogs. there's two different kinds of lake house. there's like lake house that
Search ↗
-
5823.360
you're actually pretty close to that. what's wrong with this guy? oh no! oh, i've got some ah, should i drink a beer? yeah, absolutely. absolutely. what kind of beer? uh, it's... let me go get it, i forget what it is. alright. please don't let it be tenants again. i'll be back. no, it's not. i learned my lesson. so long. kill him and get his hat. i already have his hat. so kill him and get another hat and give it to crazy mike. oh my god, what's wrong with these fucking elevators, man?
Search ↗
-
3281.340
why are you defending a one and a half? well, because it's like a kids movie. if you're like 28 with no kids, you're not supposed to watch it. it should be illegal. it's obviously made for like little children. strange brew is better. strange brew is better. you know in beer fest when, uh, barba tries, he gets trapped in the vat of beer and he tries to drink his way out of it? yeah, yeah. dave thomas did that shit in strange brew 20 years earlier and he fucking nailed it. what a film. wasn't it moranis?
Search ↗
-
1074.30
when you were illegal adults, uh... yeah, yeah, right, right. so you could send me to proper jail. um... this guy was just being a dick. he told me to take his food away. i did. he didn't ask me to box it up, so i threw it away like most people would. and then i handed him the check he paid, and then he was just sitting around for the longest time, and i went to see what was going on. like, what does he need? maybe he wanted a drink of water or something. he was like, uh, where's my fucking haddock? i wanted to bring it home.
Search ↗
-
581.120
dude is like living in squalor. he's like, why doesn't anybody like me? works his way up into the polite society, drinks himself to death and is annoying as fuck and everyone's like, hey dude, maybe you should like drink less and not be so annoying. he's like, well, okay, i'll just live in the floor then. all right, fine, i'll just live in the floor. oh, you're not fucking with me? okay, i guess i'll just dig a big hole in the floor and live there for the rest of my fucking life. what an idiot.
Search ↗
-
1682.68
other dude's gotta be so close to death. where is he? oh no. don't knock me into the drink. oh, you're so freaking lucky. are you fucking sorry? i want the bat. i got a baseball bat you need to drink. it's gotta happen. his stamina. oh, please. i don't think he died. he had to come back to life. enjoy your chicken. i'm sorry. i'm dead. i'm not sorry. hi, sorry. i'm dead.
Search ↗
-
1775.040
soda is the weirdest thing from a marketing standpoint. they're always branding soda with like these things that don't make any sense. mountain dew code red, what is there? like a fucking nuclear missile inside of the bottle? it doesn't tell me anything. why don't you just call it mountain if you drink soda you save your society. call it mountain dew cherry or mountain dew strawberry. then i look at it and i'm like this it's like the bmt situation. i understand what's in a cherry soda. same thing, sprite remix. did dr. dre fucking dream it up in his studio or something?
Search ↗
-
1311.78
did you see that fucking shot? reddit.com slash r slash cringe tiktoks. now that's a url i can get behind. fitness coaches routine 3.53 am. take off the mouth tape, brush your teeth. drink some mineral water. sorry, it's an assault on the senses man with the sound of the door. okay, so 4 am he's walking out in his veranda with the mineral water.
Search ↗
