Quotes about “fucked in the ass”
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what was our teammate doing? they literally turned their cheats off. like our teammates. i liked it better when they had their cheats on. guys, don't worry. i got my always wussy pussy. yes. this boy's got an arsehole. he's not afraid to use it. this boy's got an arsehole? they're in there, ryan. they're fucked up. they smoked the fucking corner? they smoked your ass. one's pushing. good kill, kory. good kill. i got 67 hp. some top mid.
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what a song, man. what a song. what a band. banging on those loud ass drums. yeah, getting four songs in and then realizing the red pad is fucked forever because it was made of pure fucking garbage. i had 90 sessions of marvel rivals this year, 11% of my play time. yo, chilly, what's your... drop your steam wrapped, bro. is it steam wrapped? that'd be interesting to know.
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you ever see the newlywed game? they could not run the newlywed game now. people would be like, bob eubanks, i'm not gonna answer that question, that's private. back in the day, you'd be like, all the husbands go in the back room and then some stranger with a slick haircut would be like, what's your favorite place to get fucked? and they'd be like, okay, sally, flip it around in the ass. and everyone would go, wow, holy! you couldn't make that show now.
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i don't expect you guys to be sympathetic to this. but it sucks that whenever you're sick, you go to the doctor, the doctor doesn't believe you. and then you come back and you're like, it's fucked up. i think maybe i'm gonna die. and everyone's like, yeah, but if you were in the us, you'd be dead and broke. and you're like, yeah, buddy, i'm fucking not though. it still sucks ass.
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why is he crossing his legs like that? why you he's gotta go pee man. i'm so pissed off. why? did you be happy? because i got fucked i was just like i was in like a safe space. yeah i bet you were. my ass got put on the fire. okay liberal. my safe space! me when i'm at the fucking brewery and someone with a kid comes in or whatever they're talking about on r slash child free.
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in the obviosuly direction. you want me to do the full force, huh? yeah, yeah, full force. i've already fucked it, it's already over for my ass. forcing a one to play this game that doesn't want to play this one is actually like, fucked up. it's really cruel. you guys are fucked up and you should feel sorry. and it's like it feels bad. no, i'm chilling now. i'm in the zone but it's too late. you should sabotage to feel better. sabotage to feel better. you'll feel, you're absolved if you fuck it up.
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octopus get fucked now. he has no arms. he's still kicking my ass, but i have armor this time. octopus will do the fucking, thank you very much. in lots of porn from the country that shall not be named. yeah, with or without arms, this octopus could probably still be a male porn star in parts of the world. he still had one tentacle left, which is really weird. that's all you need. alright. i can't believe this level's not over. also, yes, um...
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i'm like i'm like tromid because one time i said come smells in my entire time. i was like no it doesn't you're fucked. you're not trauma it's because they don't want to think that their mom knows that they jacked off when they were like 12 years old they're going it doesn't smell meanwhile every time your mom opened up your fucking stank ass room. it smelled like the ymca. oh
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dude, if i landed in the cold ass waters of alaska, i'd have a much better chance of surviving in the hawaiian waters. yo, if your plane goes down, you're fucked. if my plane goes down, i'm gonna be that one guy that lives, castaway style, alright? cause that's my luck. i'm gonna live, but i'm gonna be like fucking tom hanks on an alaskan island. oh, you saw sully?
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sorry, i'm in the shit right now. dude, me too. i'm battling a man, an adult man, as a tiny baby with a spear. oh, and i got him! get fucked, you ass! yeah, that's right. that's fucking right. oh, okay. alright. one on one. sword and shield. my shield, my shield. my shield's gonna die. i'm too small, he can't hit me! oh shit, he can hit me. i won. i won. nice. i won.
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you know who likes getting pegged is kelsey grammer in the phrases on her. i thought you were going to say simon. simon, i get it. simon and peg. but i don't know what to do getting fucked in the ass by simon and peg. doesn't make any sense. apologize to his publicists. alright. classic simon and peg. oh i lost the emperor card. that was dumb of me. please give blood bag.
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well that i don't know. like what if you went to like r teenagers and just posted like pictures of a dude getting fucked in the ass? what if right? well does it have the little red box that happens after some threads that says nsfw? cause i think that's what tells you if you can put it there. good question. i don't know. anyway, we were not efficient enough here. wait, say this again. nah, don't worry about it.
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