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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1144.080 does that mean you ate it? i'm not a big fan of cheesecake, no. you got me. that's awful. it's not awful, i just don't really like it so i don't eat it. it's not like i'm like, hey this is a no cheesecake household here. you're just missing out, cheesecake's amazing. why did you buy the spear at heart? for good luck. as the lost, if you don't buy the spear at heart, you're a little bee. good luck. bought the spear at heart because fuck twitch. exactly. this is a lost run, it's like pretty good so far. Search ↗
1214.180 cheesecake is not amazing. nick needs to shut the fuck up with that elitist tool. you guys are too much. i resent that desserts get the treatment of like ads where women go like oh my god it's so indulged like i want to see like potato chip ads like that because that's how i feel when i eat like some all dressed ruffles is like this shit is awesome, but if the all dressed ruffles are always like Search ↗
1588.660 what is this? i've never heard of this other guy. oh, is that what they were talking about? oh, i get it now. nick, did you see that picture of sonic the hedgehog as a toilet? yeah, and it freaked me the fuck out. it's really weird. yeah, right? that was an interesting picture. Search ↗
1877.320 and then everyone would look at him and be like, what the hell's your deal? sherlock! sherlock, that's not in keeping with social norms, sherlock. he's like, fuck you, i don't care about social norms at all, i'm sherlock. sherlock, you're acting in a way that's slightly inappropriate on a societal level. mostly mrs. hudson that didn't like it. she's a wild lady though. yeah, she's a wild lady. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3763.980 sincerely is dirty medicine. more like monster rancher but with humans. you know, monster rancher was actually way ahead of its time. the whole thing about seeding your characters with cds that you own was great. it basically would generate monsters for you based on what music albums you put into your playstation. for real? yeah, for real. that's pretty cool. it was a great idea. what the fuck are you doing? you just lost that idea to 5,000 people. if they can make it and they can make it good, they deserve it, honestly. Search ↗
3796.560 ideas are a dollar a dozen, dawg. yeah, i tweet him out all the time too. whoa, what the fuck? this has animal orbs just like castle crashers. yo, what if i told you castle crashers came out in the year 2008? it's like closing in on being a decade old. it's it's fucking public domain at this point to make another beat em up with castle crashers type stuff going on. Search ↗
3998.260 are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying. Search ↗
4255.980 oh no nick i have 2 hp. i have 58, 48 so i'll be okay. oh you're about to get fucking stomped buddy! dude you can beat up the box with the guys in it. oh it traps them inside and then you beat it up i see. it hurts them too just for trapping them too so. got multiple uses. get out of here you skeleton fuck boy. oh no he got me! i have a better chance this time. that is pretty sweet. get inside of the box. oh yeah! Search ↗
4639.580 these are not bosses. um, oh, i'm hello. oh, right, you just come back if you live. fucking me. or... what? if i live. that's weird. aah! oh, fuck. that is quite clearly an actual boss. oh, there's a... umm... hey, is this game getting a little framey? nah, not really. okay. it's... i think it's fine on my side. it's getting a touch framey. Search ↗
4775.460 fuck, i'm almost dead. alright. what about these? you think there's potions in here? there's like cheese and eggs and stuff. alright, one's down. oh, no no no. careful, careful, careful. no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Search ↗
4870.740 what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item. Search ↗
6147.840 i didn't hit anything. they never seem to align on the same plane. thank you. what's the trick to the shield guy? you just jump attack? yeah, just a little jumpy jumpy ay? yeah, that's not so bad. we fine. fuck! you get stunned? i had all but the last. how do you feel about that? not great. how do you feel about that one? how many times do you think i can hit the same one over and over? three. yeah, yeah, pretty much. nice! Search ↗
6281.580 that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh Search ↗
6314.700 this is what we're doing with the ability to talk to anybody in the world at any given time is saying fuck me daddy to like edward snowden's fucking tweets for the first time. fuck me daddy. dude, did you see the dude on twitter? his handle is at far. his name is john hendren. Search ↗
8283.400 no, the real pre release. oh, i am picking up my booster box like midnight tonight. oh my god, we're talking about magic car wait, did you say did you say vault? it's the only thing we ever talk about. like boxes? uh, i could be persuaded. we've only got one on lock right now. oh, fuck. are you worried about there being a mad rush? not really, like we already pre ordered, but i was like, eh, i can get two. then i could do one unboxing on kate's channel, one on my channel. this is mine! Search ↗
9983.480 in new york city. i would say there's a chance of that. oh, i'm alive! i ghosted the whip! also known as the bomb. can someone die? like, there's meteors falling from the sky right now. i'm dead. it's good. yeah. i win! fuck you, king server! did you get mugged recently? no, that would probably make you feel better. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

209.680 he still just chose until right now to activate itself i guess. oh it's dark af. you know that's what they say now? it's as fuck. if you ever see, oh i'm baked af. that doesn't mean like alf, alf frizzay or something like that. so what does afi stand for then? what does alf frizzay mean besides like miss frizzle? it means with frizz, with frizzle. baked as much as miss frizzle. dude she is fucking high and that's cool bus. Search ↗
594.900 i'd like to stay up. i don't mean to throw you. oh god you fuck when rob told the matter he woke up at 6 30 p.m. today. yeah, i had nothing to do with that. i know that's why i'm i'm giving you the chance to oh, it's like there's dilemma i'm giving you the chance to rat on your friend why that's around on rob? i like rob. i'll i'd be my only question is how i Search ↗
795.800 eggnog. oh. you know how many people wanted dan to immediately be back on the show after that vlog? if i say some stupid shit, people are like, and now you're baked right now. dan comes on and is like, you know what croissants are made of? eggnog. and everyone's like, oh. and all i get is that nick needs to shut the fuck up constantly. but dan is fucking funny as hell. he is pretty funny though. dan's a funny guy. we're jealous. Search ↗
1050.880 confirm. some of it sort of makes sense when you think about it. you're like, man, those pyramids are really heavy. and triangular. they're definitely triangular as fuck. we've been up a ton since the year 1200, so... oh, that's a big pickup right there. how are you guys liking this run? it's fast. it's really good, but i only have two hearts, so i'm fucked. oh, am i on? two blue hearts. i like all the shots that i can shoot out of my face. yeah, there's a lot that happen out of the face region. Search ↗
1675.080 forgot what i was gonna say this one guy. yeah, i chat he goes did you see the steelers lose at j smith oti in that packers my team won ha ha ha in all caps? i don't give a fuck more than you've ever seen anyone not give a fuck. oh Search ↗
1848.960 is if the man went through a teleporter, is he the same man on the other side? well that's what i was trying to figure out before and you wouldn't are we still are we still working for him? should i take a look at a vico? are we still smarter than a fifth grader? we may never have been. that's true. if you send a fifth grader through a teleporter and they become a sixth grader, are they smarter than themselves? oh fuck. could a fifth grader make a stone so heavy even a sixth grader couldn't lift it? Search ↗
1962.400 you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
3928.260 oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard. Search ↗
4493.360 oh. uh... no! break the water! what?! rob, you have to win, you fuck! there's fire! don't be on fire, there's water all around you. you can't be on fire right now. fire rules everything around me. fire, get the money. rob! rob! go to the water! i already got 10 though. why? Search ↗
4856.480 oh, that's a little cheap, josh. that grenade looked like it went into josh's burger. oh, wow! oh my god! oh, you rocked me! all night. amadeus! i wanted that! oh, it's the judge shred gun! oh, fuck. i blew it. i didn't realize it ran out. Search ↗
4920.300 what a condition what a thing that i was gonna yeah, what would it could have shoulda woulda see you in hell fuck boy you guys see that high heeled shoe in the background? i saw it coming fuck i do see that high heeled shoe. what is that doing? oh Search ↗
4952.700 come here fuckboiiiiii. oh no, you did it you fuck! i thought you were gonna throw it, you just suicided yourself you bastard. i got you you bitch. god damn you king server. isn't keep talking no one explodes a vr game? yes, but it's also not a vr game if you want it to be. it can be either one. sure, we'll keep talking. i will just close chat. otherwise it'll be a very fast game. that is true. yeah, the knob. Search ↗
5349.240 fuck okay okay okay okay okay okay okay whoa! alright that was weird. it's alive. haha! banana gun don't you disarmed me with my banana gun? you dumped my banana gun and shot me with my own banana gun? you got nannered. i hope you liked it. wait i couldn't i can't move. i didn't even have to do anything! thank you zelmade for 10 months in a row! Search ↗
5782.580 bubba wall. i do the rock. bubba wife rocks. oh, you're on solid. fuck. hey, he's got a hard time. i didn't see that burger. good shot. call me a bubble. all those. what is your problem, mister? Search ↗
5806.260 oh, god damn it. i got one! ah! ah! ah! ah! i got him. no! you fuck! alright, if nick is the web god, then josh is the grenade launcher god. he's good at the grenades for sure. he's like the grenade master. he's really good. god damn it! probably a poor decision to go up through that torrent of bullets, but no. Search ↗
6025.100 oh, there's nothing over there, huh? okay, well. what the fuck kind of level is that? it's the level where i get the gun and you all lose. grab that level. it's random. no, i'm gonna just grab it. go ahead, rob. go over there. i was playing that. nice. you just want to play it faster, verges. oh, what? what'd you kill me with? Search ↗
6057.000 wait, what? did you come through the rock? yeah, i threw a rock. god damn you, josh. oh, that was weird. oh my god! i navigated the perils and pitfalls until the very end. fuck off with that. why you cock? you accidentally threw it away. i do giggle smelly cock, you're right. Search ↗
6212.780 god, fuck nick and his stupid face. i didn't get the point! that wasn't even me. oh wait, you missed it. that was me. oh really? alright. no, don't tell me. you guys are slandering you. we're lively. oh fuck you, you big mallard shit. i wonder what a mallard shit looks like. like a cigar. Search ↗
6536.400 jetpack really important. oh, i know what the fuck? you haven't flashbacks. oh, it's a sort of those words. oh damn boy. yeah, you like that not too bad, huh? oh i almost got me wait. no one can get me he got me damn it. damn it Search ↗
6572.600 god damn that knockback! oh, you see that, josh? oh, you fuck! it happened! everybody died! needs a scwanji mask. i'm squanching over here! i squunched my family! oh, don't say that. that's gross. Search ↗
6778.440 i'm all over the fire! don't spread a rock, beef! we're under the fucking confines of a bible confined on your bible oh you fuck! out of a bitch! i'm into that smoke and then put on josh's hat because his member looks like he's intoxicated wow! see? that was a fast round yeah michael caine your michael caine's not that bad do a michael caine pretending to be a duck Search ↗
6912.880 are you a discount indian restaurant? because that was nonsense. oh, i get it. haha! i'm just creative enough. wait, what's the sense part? i don't get the sense part. that's the discount. oh, it's like a sensible... no, it's like pennies. like not dollars. oh, non forsen okay. yeah, i'm with it. hey, hey, hey, get out of here. i could've i didn't know what the fuck i was. i thought it was you. how'd you die? i became a turkey. alright. oh no! Search ↗
6977.120 be brave. josh is the only true man since he's jumping on me. i jumped a few times. yeah, big jumps. you're not jumping. alright, on my screen i wasn't anywhere near that sword. that's okay though. thanks josh. he fucking destroyed you. oh fuck. oh, you guys are in trouble now. i get double. Search ↗
7310.880 not really, that's true. that's a lie. that's a bold faced lie. oh, no, fuck off. did he get a yaha a second ago? maybe i do, maybe i didn't. yaahaaaa! oh, rob, you're missing... this level, it has a secret area. i don't think it does. got a secret area! up in the top left! where's nick nolte? that's nick nolte pretending to be macho man randy savage. oh, okay, that's pretty good. alright. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

993.960 i've had a fun time playing even though i don't think it's necessarily like great songs. yeah, you get to spend a shitload of money now and download all the songs now that you spent 300 bucks. we did throw like another 20 bucks at dlc, but some of the dlc wouldn't download and it scares me because i was like oh fuck yeah, red marchetto by rush, oh spirit of the radio by rush, oh freaking tom sawyer by rush. yeah, and then i have that already. Search ↗
1591.000 i mean i guess this is a game. it's not out. it's a little further for you right like for me it's only an hour and a half hour and 45 minute flight so to do seven hours of travel fuck that's nasty, and i'm sure i mean they're they're like paying for it and everything, but i'm sure it's like i Search ↗
3757.120 shooting fat daddy tears. this might be the most familiars i've ever had. i think i'm sitting with either 11 or 12 familiars. i feel like i'm playing snake right now. gotta eat that blue baby at the end. oh, i already ate him. i'm just clearing the chest waiting for you guys. oh, fuck. i'm back in the 6 room. i can't do anything with that knowledge though. i'm so slow. that's not guppy's head. laser beams. that room's kinda evil. help me! rachel! where is she? Search ↗
3965.700 oh, maybe we have bloody lust, so taking some damage has allowed me to beat mom's heart. you think dark judas is preferable over his azel? oh, fuck. uh, no. why did you count when you have a timer? shit. but i'm figuring it out now. the brimstone's pretty strong. you lose flight and you lose the brimstone and it's like, eh, maybe you shouldn't have done that. would you rather be dark judas than azazel? that's, well that's what i was asking, yeah. i would rather be dark judas. i'm thinking azazel's the better call. Search ↗
4150.140 if you do ten runs a day, it'll only take you three months. but you know how casper would freaking stream in like two days? he'd have it. that would be seven hours at least if you had quick runs. that's fucking stupid. seven hours is like a good time. oh jesus. clutch as fuck. no i agree with you chat, we are doing this. somehow we have made it to the chest. Search ↗
4219.920 is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it. Search ↗
5258.060 because if i turn around, obviously it shows weakness. and maybe it means i'm being an asshole too. they might be engineers or something, right? and then you're like, fuck you. you think just because i'm playing dice, i'm a piece of shit, i'm gonna kill you. you know? you know, i actually was at a bus stop and i thought it was a bunch of homeless people. i felt terrible. i was like, is this like a... is this for the homeless people hanging out? and they're like, cobalt's a bus stop. and i was like, oh shit. Search ↗
5285.100 that is actually really good. hey, 69, thanks for the subscription. theo chan and music hunter, thanks to both of you as well. oh, come on. thanks, muckshot, for the 3 69! hold the mine! down the hall! oh, i was like, i'm gonna do anything possible to get alien pushed down there. you've gotta make yourself look bigger when you walk down those streets. well, all i did is i walked down, and then they said something to me when i walked past, but i just ignored it. and then i was like, yeah, they know you're not gonna fuck with this guy. Search ↗
6247.700 what is your preferred caffeinated beverage? i like the butter pecan ice latte from dunkin donuts that they don't sell anymore. does it go well with the poetry reading they have every thursday night? are you really gonna make fun of me for talking about poetry readings? i love dunkin donuts. wait, the nine guy is my own worm anyway. it is. oh, you're gonna blow up your own guy? i didn't even notice. you like those... blow up your own worm? what do we have even here? he's like, yeah, i'm doing it. it's happening. fuck it. let's get chaotic in here. Search ↗
6277.660 oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english. Search ↗
6319.320 i had a guy asking me for money for... so i could buy a car part to fix his car that was just down the street. that is a certain half. and after i gave him 10 bucks he was asking me for a ride. and i was in my mom's mustang gt at the time and i'm like, dude, you're not stealing my car, sorry. i gave you the money, like fuck off. that's like an escalating scam. he's like, okay. how many levels deep can we go? if this guy gives me 10 bucks i'm gonna ask for his car. Search ↗
6494.740 it rolled over my body! and then another one spawned. oh, god damn it, cobalt. n.l. watch rick and morty. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, rick and morty is awesome. n.l., that car story happened to me, but it was a lady, and she screamed, what the fuck are you doing? and hit the car with every word that she said. that is actually pretty funny. geez. Search ↗
6724.620 think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man. Search ↗
6972.760 and now ready the heifer. what does this even mean? i think it's heifer. do you smoke heifers you smoke like alberta beef yeah, no dog i got some purple cush some alberta beef you know let me get a sample of that alberta beef, and he just like cuts off like a little like a lay yeah, like a little slice a sirloin. oh fuck oh Search ↗
7082.280 i don't like people i think i'm a terrible person for the stuff that i've said about the city living here but if you recognize me, it's always been a good experience. just you know say hello i'm not gonna tell you to fuck yourself you every time i'm always like that guy was pretty cool what happened there? did it decide my turn? oh the pneumatic drill actually counted as? lexington badger, thank you very much for the subscription there you go much appreciated kobold appreciates it too. oh Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗
8733.220 okay, got it. sorry if i did that right in the mic. you have joined, kobaltz. hey, thanks for the sub. woah, it's talking to me. yeah, that's weird. travel by bones and mr. greenway. it's talking to you like through your phone? hi. it's talking to the website. it was like hi. one second, i'm gonna do it through my phone. it's gonna freak me the fuck out. here we go. Search ↗
9681.500 it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb. Search ↗
10406.100 oh, so they're saying next after lacey. okay, alright. no, after k. we should have had k first. we screwed up before we even started. okay, okay, alright. okay. sweet. cut all even numbered wires. okay, two and four? page one is supposed to say odd instead of even. one and three? oh fuck. do not cut wire two even if page one says that you should. Search ↗
10660.560 alright three and five but nice. i mean not boom thank you the slender man for the subscription as well slender delicious mm hmm. yeah, we got one more. i am the cutter we all are okay, cut all blue wires that are next to green wires so none only intern alpaca control can cut wires next to the white wires. oh fuck Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

1066.240 asked if they could have done it. i would have been like fuck no. that's it. that's unbelievable but because they just did it i didn't have a choice i mean, i guess i could send it back send it back. it was like real awkward to do that exactly so i will well you know i've got like 18 copies of grey's anatomy here. i could like sign one of those finally do something with those eggs robo buffin Search ↗
1369.980 as much as i would love to just like walk into this item room and have it be a new item that nobody's ever seen before, this is not afterbirth. no. afterbirth, my plans for... oh, guppy. guppy. guppy. give me a sec. guppy. guppy. guppy. guppy. no, no guppy. i'm getting afterbirth at the same time as you folks, unless you're a lucidator, in which case, go fuck yourself. awkward. Search ↗
2101.860 they should just have, uh... well you should fly, um... was it emirates or turkish airlines that has like that, uh... first class suites where you can actually take a shower while you're flying? what?! it's literally a $25,000 $22,000 ticket. fuck that. but yeah, the first class suites have a literal shower. now, you can only shower for three minutes. okay, so it's a military shower. basically, yeah. i mean, you are still on an airplane. Search ↗
4829.140 pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him. Search ↗
5109.940 this weekend, nick. so... prepare yourself to get one less hour of sleep. i will keep that in mind. or one more hour of sleep? uh, you fall back. fall back, talks move backwards. one more. yeah, one more, that's awesome! that's way better than the alternative! i was thinking about taking this weekend off, but now i can get a record amount of rebirth or afterbirth time. extra afterbirth run, thanks to the world. thanks a lot, planet earth! fuck you, cgp grade daylight savings time rules! Search ↗
5145.480 not actually saying fuck you cgp grace is a very erudite individual you know the day i came back or the day before i came back from ireland was when their at clocks went back an hour so it was already five hours, and then it was six. that's confusing. it was very confusing what happens if you work retail on daylight savings? well, i guess it happens at 2 a.m.. right so yeah for most people that's not gonna be an issue yeah, i have done that actually it wasn't an issue because it's like you know i Search ↗
5569.100 i'm like, look at this machine! you like to turn the crank? yeah, i'm turning the crank and then you can like, uh... we did one in tokyo that you can like, inscribe your name on while it's cranking. and i was like, this is the greatest thing in human history. man has finally reached the zenith of their... culture, uh, you know, evolutionary peak. fuck flattened pennies. a flattened penny is also like two dollars. that's a very strong opinion to have about flattened pennies, whoever that was. yo, don't insult flattened pennies, okay? Search ↗
6909.160 so you're gonna be a stupid ass and just make sure you only die. i would like, i don't know. i would be mad. yeah. i would be too if i died. only one person died, but at least we all got our bags out. oh fuck. that's like the ultimate like i'm out for myself and myself alone moment. it's like okay, i've recognized this might cause like an extra 5% chance of someone dying, but it's my bag so fuck you. yeah, my bag my life. it's my body. hey man, i paid for the ticket just like everybody else did. yep. Search ↗
7141.120 that would be... that's a pretty intimidating thing to do, yeah? yeah, i mean like, there's a lot of things that are impressive about being an astronaut. you gotta, you know, usually you have like a master's degree in some kind of science. yeah. maybe you've been like a fighter pilot or something like that. i think the biggest one is that you have to not shit yourself every day when you're like, oh fuck. like, i'm in fucking space. i got to limbo. oh, that's the other thing, yeah, astronauts can't have glasses, i think. Search ↗
9231.620 that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
1653.500 it's a little bit. it's not really. well i mean it's an isometric action adventure game. i mean you like hit enemies quickly and zip between them a lot. that's kind of what i mean by that. yeah right? you silly nilly. i was gonna compare it to like some other isometric action games but after the description of you hit enemies quickly i think it's uh... titan quest or titan souls. yeah it's a little titan souls. titan quest and souls together. shut the fuck up about your ninja games. Search ↗
1935.380 yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude! Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2150.440 that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d Search ↗
2179.580 bg1qln and vow 1981, thank you very much for the subscription as well. ah there's a cursor right here. what the hell is burning basement? what the fuck is this shit? yeah it's hard to see. you're so offended by it. Search ↗
2441.900 gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no Search ↗
2681.840 they used to give me blue hearts, now they gave me a card heart. it's not even a heart. yeah, they gave you a heart on. heh heh. i don't get it. alright. let's double my friends now. lilith is in yeah, double robobaby 2.0. in case you just wanted to like, lose all face in humanity. fuck off into a corner two times as fun. what's robobaby 2.0? 2.0? you leave it, uh, like you can direct it with your own Search ↗
4155.100 i'm doing an eden run. who the fuck is kath kathy griffin? if you had to explain, like, can you name one thing that kathy griffin has been in except this show that she had? she was on the vh1 behind the times celebrities having trouble behind the times! so good! vh1 behind enemy times. starring owen wilson. and gene hackman. Search ↗
4404.620 but i recommend you see snowed in if that's the title i'm thinking of. that's never gonna happen, man. that's okay. oh, epic fetus. i get the fucking... the bracelet of strength again, too. i don't even want epic fetus, fuck that. why? too easy. yeah, edward snowed in. edward snowed in scissorhands. he snowed in the scissorhands. oh, trapped in paradise, that's actually the one, because i actually remember that title. Search ↗
5327.880 he's in my face right now. put him in the call. big disgrace, kicking your butt all over the place. i wanna see how the matchstick take thing is going on development. i can't answer your call tyrone, i'm in a call with other people. you can't or you won't. yeah you won't. pick up the call, you won't. you won't. why could he have his hand? oh fuck. Search ↗
6189.460 this one gave me a troll bomb. so red heart as well gave me some cornflies. oh fuck! i got hit by one of those spiders! that's what happens! cornflies. ryan how do you feel about the glowing hourglass? yeah i don't like that item. the blue one! i think it's a cool idea. i don't understand how it works but i got it. you go back one room. you can do it again. so can you just like keep getting the blue triangle? Search ↗
6351.240 health up plus trinket. that's what i got from the thing. that's what the thing is. woah, what the fuck was that? re roll or you have no balls? there's gotta be a reason to re roll it, man. there's like no, there's no re roll available here. what am i gonna re roll holy mantle into that's better? yep. it's self. you ever seen those super tiny little mini enemies? yeah, they look really like a high fidelity. Search ↗
6639.100 that run was fine. you wanna play like some duck game or something? yeah, i wanna play duck game. hold on, i'm on the i'm on the... the chests. well finish it f f f f f f faster you scumbag. oh fuck, mom. he's only waiting for josh, he's still on his first rebirth run of the day. that's not true. that was some hot bullshit. i did get small rock out of that room where i killed myself, so it wasn't all bad. i wish i was alive to use it. Search ↗
7344.220 ohohohohohoho! oh! just chop my legs off. what is that? you had a defense! yeah, i was trying to block your shit. pipe tyrone and chad if you think it's bullshit that nick knows how to block. i would totally invite tyrone to play with us too if he wants to play. now the lack of music is a real bummer. there you go. i've turned it up slightly but not too much, okay? oh fuck. yep. Search ↗
7693.360 you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me! Search ↗
7737.680 get away from me! aha! i saw it coming! you can't get in through there. i don't like it. i don't like what you did there. that's not fair, i had you mind controlled. oh... oh god. wow. i'm not ready. wait, what just happened? he turned you into him! yeah. is that not good? i got you into my side. oh, fuck off, mister. josh, you handed out few wins! ha! whatcha doing? Search ↗
9087.460 hmm it does say if enough of you subscribe to kate you get to see nl play rock band oh that's actually true i'm not above above selling that makes my wife happier that in turn makes me happier she had like a crazy sub train the other day, too she's actually closer than she's been in a long time to making the dream come true the dream fuck i'm just going for it Search ↗
9114.100 oh no! rub a muppet in you! no! rub a muppet in you, bloon man! rub a muppet in yourself into a room and netted himself. oh god. fuck! yeah! this is like how you beat the capra demon. you just throw bananas over the wall. don't do it, josh. you don't have the sack, honestly. oh! i jumped on it, i think. where am i? Search ↗
9649.640 better get the fuck out of here. au revoir shoshana! nice. you disarmed me from a mile away. oh, oh, oh, i don't like that. you got a problem? someone in my chat said you seem like the type of person who likes ferrets. do you guys agree with that? wiz? the kind of person who likes ferrets? Search ↗
9759.060 craig and jan did. who's craig? craig? craig brady is their uncle! i've smoked him like that! he banged the whole family. where am i? i hate that table! oh, i'm gonna get the most valuable weapon of all. your brain. oh, i see what you did there. oh, fuck! oh, no! Search ↗
10115.500 whoa! there needs to be like an instant replay of what the fuck just happened. oh yeah, that'll work, huh? damn it. this is like zero wins for grannybuddy right now. do you see that curve? i shot it right out! ah yes, cos ca thot ta dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop Search ↗
10219.260 dude nobody move josh i don't pull the pin you ready. yeah, if you really love me you'll die with me right here. okay? i have no idea what the fuck nick when you gonna make more levels. oh, i should really do it. i think you should oh Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1066.180 i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run. Search ↗
1552.660 oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh Search ↗
4022.140 doesn't give my incubuses laser tears. gg. just makes them shitty. like, really, really shitty. oh, i didn't mean to step on that. fuck this. i just lost like seven lives to one room. breakfast? why? why do you do this breakfast? they're not giving me a fetus, that's for sure. i'll settle for brimstone. brimstone, i'm assuming, does work with incubodes. oh yeah. okay. Search ↗
4369.840 crotch666, thank you for the subscription as well. alright, we're d4ing it i guess. oh fuck, why not? take missingno as lilith. i hope this is worth doing. we took missingno so it was a guaranteed win. i took d4 so it was a guaranteed win. i got a holy light, but i'll spare you my aaron neville impression. Search ↗
4474.580 i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it Search ↗
4948.160 tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone! Search ↗
5113.600 you break the game for an hour. it's acting but cheese it and then they fuck your cheese up okay it's seraphim. it's a new item. okay, also a bummer the cambian conception silkworms don't get doubled with box of friends mind you they do still stick around for like the entire floor i guess which is pretty sir a long time at least but 15 10 4 2 Search ↗
5395.760 it's weird to have to fight mom's heart not in the usual mom's heart room. when you're in greed mode, i mean. fuck. this is gonna be clusterfuck, man. i prefer the slow richard. is that... is that the name of something, bacon donut? i don't... it's like, it's slow dick. bacon sh slow dick. ah, yes. slow dick. i thought he was being dirty. yeah. he's like, fake donut? you're a pg stream, sir. Search ↗
6615.260 i can't imagine the sugar rush you'd get from that too. they, i think a couple of them actually forced themselves to throw up so they didn't experience that. yeah. i think it's probably sensible. what if the fuck is this mega fatty? i know he's tiny! we got little nips instead of big nips. this first fucking devil room, i'm like, i just want to start over. this is taking so long. is it trash? i have no damage, so like this duke of flies just keeps making more flies. okay, finally died. you guys take fanny pack? Search ↗
7106.080 thanks tyrone. yeah, you know what tyrone? thank you. what do you mean i fucked it? this is not fucking it. i'm in a great position. we also say ruined now. yeah, we don't say fuck. we don't say fuck. we say ruined and then vac. there's five cents from a poop. happy day, kaluaclay. best damage i've ever taken. okay. come to me, polyphemus. polysephemus. whatever your fucking name is. it's not even a good boss. Search ↗
7857.760 well, i like your new item that is a really good item turn my awesome run into dr.. fetus ryan what have you done? dr.. fetus is good now uh? no, i'm rerolling it again. goodbye. thanks for the five dollars moon guy nobody can defeat the quad laser exactly i got weird nails that's cool weird nails is a cool run, but i rerolled it all right i can hang with you reroll again prop toasts. oh fuck thank you Search ↗
7958.160 my ring of tears has tears inside of it. or like, you know, you might just want to look at this. okay. that's so cool. i would still oh we're donating right now. even luke whoa! and luke is like, what the fuck is that? it looks like a flower! there's maybe like, fruitcake something going on here? hematomiesis you fucked me. oh my god! Search ↗
8127.060 and it's gonna take a while to do that, so let's just sit back and enjoy the greed a greed. i'm still having a good time. i think i've just got epic feet. i think i may have actually breakfasted, to be honest with you. how do you guys feel about the chaos item? i love it. it's cool as hell. that's such a good idea. fuck breakfast, though. i always get breakfast with it everywhere. it's like you need to know that you're gonna be re rolling a lot if you pick it up. or you're just gonna get breakfast. Search ↗
8489.540 i love those balls of steel energy drink i've seen a picture of edmunds balls we could try to get balls to sponsor our shit and i love balls that would work so well balls of steel official drink of isaac players when you need to stay up for 24 hours maxwell house they're pretty... they're stingy with their sponsorships man oh you don't represent our brand consists largely of over 50 professionals fuck off Search ↗
10260.800 oh yeah, i got an idea playing as the lost. let's go fight lust on this narrow ass room. good idea. alright, gotta bait her up and then go down. yeah, i got a little lucky there. bait her up. the ragmans are really annoying in those rooms. yes. with the chest. this is correct. d4 you little bitch. this is a good run man. fuck off. yes. three deals with the devil. i don't want to d4 yet. you gotta live long enough so that we can get like 20 items and then reroll. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
1864.940 dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again Search ↗
2675.340 don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh Search ↗
3369.880 little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh Search ↗
3556.340 and edward snowden. and introducing... edward snowden. sounds like a south park episode. and edward snowden. the nutty defector! yeah, okay. that was a good one, chat. i'm sure that that one won't ruffle any feathers in the chat. oh, sorry, kefka. i actually did see that you resubbed and i just forgot to shout you out because we were talking at the time. but thank you very much, kefka. there's no way i'm touching this shit. i wouldn't fuck this boss rush with your dick. Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
5343.000 what's in the box? exactly, man. well, i think i'm actually gonna beat the tutorial, so the dream is real. how'd you store? i didn't, i just said fuck it. oh. oh, i'm walking! you're gonna need to store eventually, though. mmm, i don't think so. okay. i went in this portal thingy. work late today. fox temple, i did have to work late today, that's why i'm all flustered. i literally got home and like... Search ↗
5807.440 eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door? Search ↗
5932.740 bunch of spikes lined with calcium and then like it goes into like a big fucking pit where it just gets turned around and you know dissolved with acid for like 12 to 24 hours, and then we just shit it out minus everything that could possibly provide nutritive benefit. we turn it into just like fucking brown nothingness. fuck this game. you're right about the brown nothingness though. Search ↗
6116.260 a store is a verb in this case. not like a... it's not a place. what? what button? i'm not fucking with you. no, what button for inventory and what button should i have for store? store should be like start. inventory can be back. okay. i think that's what i got it now. sure, let's save this. oh, cancel. chaz is what the fuck is going on? i don't even know. i'm in a weird limbo right now. which words then, b? play limbo next time. Search ↗
6539.660 fuck, please. oh, chat hates me because i'm sucking something fierce. okay. i stored it in what is it that you're sucking? kfc? they have better ice cream. what? kfc has ice cream now? no, that's gotta be regional. they have like weird chocolate cake. that's as far as i am aware their dessert goes. you want some desserts, you go to dq. what the fuck? what the fuck? Search ↗
6681.280 okay, okay. i made it up. i was stung by a wasp. i didn't mean to throw the sword. okay, so how do i like have it so he doesn't throw it when i let go a jump? i don't get that. i don't know that there is a way. you actually have to hold down run when you pick up a sword. it seems that way. and then jump. okay. we need a mod so when you play the calling horn it plays baker street. oh fuck yeah leather gloves sword. plus two to grip. Search ↗
7011.000 well that's gonna do it for the tower climb segment. it won't even let me, uh... what the fuck was that? what the fuck? won't let me quit. you okay? i got freaking chopped up, man! look at this bad man getting his tutorial on. i like being called this bad man. can everybody refer to me as that from now on? the bad man? you are the one who fucks. aw, fucking anglerfish dog! i like that. i am the one who fucks. Search ↗
7091.860 oh my god i can't stop screaming! get out of here! there's a freaking worm chasing me down! that was the most worked up i've heard you be ever. oh my god at first i was like the lava's gonna get me and then i was like that's not lava! that's a big worm! i might be on no record here. i don't even know what floor this is like floor six i think? what? okay i'm gonna try and get a big product. get out of here you big worm! fuck. no no no. the beetle! Search ↗
7617.200 and i get a ooh, ooh! oooh! oooh! oooh! it's so fuckin' loud! sorry! my eardrum has ruptured. i didn't know what you were reacting to there. that was really good. i think i got bit by like a black widow spider. i honestly thought you seriously hurt yourself just then. holy fuck! it sounded painful. it really is a story to people. normally i adjust the audio before i turn the game on but i just forgot. Search ↗
8041.560 i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad. Search ↗
8261.120 fuck boy. you gotta go with mathis' family. his dad will buy 20 packs, his sister will buy 20 packs. well i mean truth be told rather than spending 120 bucks on a freaking fatback which is the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you should just buy a booster box and then you get like 36 full hour lands anyway. and then everything that's in the packs, that's probably like 130. as jofos for the six months in a row resubscription, welcome back. Search ↗
8589.860 power up. this guy. it's just me. yeah, how you doing that? i had to power up. he's got a jetpack. how do you get a jetpack? you gotta blow up those pinatas. aw, fuck. i'm my own worst enemy. i wanted that copy. oh, i got unhaught for a second there. i'm just gonna have like a deck of like 14 narset transcendents. i mean... oh shit! Search ↗
8679.000 i don't like the tone that it sets that you've got to spend all that money because it means everyone's gonna be a super tryhard and i just don't care to play that kind of magic. that's pretty much what it's at, yeah. but that's like... that's pretty much everywhere that i've played magic. i used to be like you. and then we go to a store and then they're like, i play my wingmate rock there. and then i'm like, ah shit, okay. and then, you know, go to another store that's for like 10 year olds and now it's like a 10 year old like, i play my seidra, i know, and i'm like, fuck! Search ↗
9340.780 i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Search ↗
9904.840 it's gonna have to, because i'm parking my silverado. oh, i'm bombinating. did i go oh no! oh fuck! oh god. i i i did the oh, that's hal9000. i did the ghost bomb, but then i died when i spawned. you just walked into the cement mixer for some reason. thanks very much, user is into for the $3 donation says, hey nick, love the stream, can you ask sirmalf if he uses south by southwest sauce? Search ↗
10969.360 alright get lost for like eight. ah, did it work? yeah. yeah, i guess he's not dead because i don't he had a duck duck don't give a fuck. whoa he's just trying to kill himself so you can end this tree my one oh shit yeah, i guess i win have a win box any chance you get another version of enter the gungeon before i Search ↗
11231.180 got a pinata no wanna why little candyman in there wow you got to go way over the top with it if you think it's over a top, it's way higher. ricky who the fuck is a candyman? i'm scared. did you like the zam squidge? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know. Search ↗
27.760 i swear. if i fuck you right here. no, it's welcome to the northernlion live super show. it's the monday november 9th 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joining my esteemed co host rock lee smile. greetings. and of course we've got jason with oti as well, showering us with disrespect from all over the coasts. i didn't realize that was on. you literally left. Search ↗
752.660 so you can't get like red hearts at all with this guy. this shit is better than the fuck your mother strategy. you can get red hearts, but you gotta bear with it a little bit. you gotta like get lazarus rag or dark judas and then respawn and then get an hp upgrade and then you can get red hearts. interesting. Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
1214.800 did ben affleck get pulled out of the elevator by bruce willis at the very end? i'm not gonna say it was like that, but it was pretty intense. no, armageddon was in ships, it wasn't intense. yeah, it was intense. you're thinking of schitt's creek, the canadian television show starring eugene levy. yeah. no, i'm not spoiling undertale anybody, i'm just saying. just emotional. i think you would expect that. fuck. Search ↗
1275.920 wondering if it's me you're seeing, or if i kiss your eyes. is that what he says? if i kiss your eyes? i think so. he wants a taste of salty tears, right? i don't know. and your bochale is eyes. yeah, i think it's if i kiss your eyes. i don't get guffey's color. fuck it. you only lose once in this room. but now you might live twice. ffffffff. uh oh. Search ↗
1588.580 if there's a command then i'll feel silly but i mean it only took me like 20 minutes. i wouldn't i don't know these motherfuckers are banned for a reason. make a new twitch account. that's punishment right? that'll serve you for saying bad rats 12 times. bad rats. rat people, rat people. ooh health up card gives you actually like another blue heart. that's pretty cool. man fuck this tnt item. Search ↗
1971.060 let's see. yeah, alfonso riviera. hmm, asian cody banksy. it sounds like a banksy piece in and of itself right there. and... yo, josh, fuck this run, man. sorry, dude. i know you apologize, but... i died already too. that gives you all... you're allowed to quit if it murders me. i lived through the adversary fight, so things are looking up. that was where i lost, like... Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2393.100 christian christian slater the preferred style of cobalt's pooping okay, that's not true. that's your style. that's my style don't you fucking forget it fuck you krampus you piece of shit jack gets how the joke works now i mean not the joke but like this style of comedy where freddie mercury would have died of mercury poisoning i don't get it though maybe it would make sense if he died of freddie poisoning because it's his last name. it doesn't count counts Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
3576.680 my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour. Search ↗
4097.260 jack i'll try and add you on the next one. sorry about that. luke of kanto, thank you very much for the subscription. i gotta sneak one in there. go go go! it's like smug as faced. nick unintentionally saved us! oh fuck. ryan unintentionally killed us. nah, yeah. Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
4711.900 i just hammered myself cause i didn't want that to be a thing. you disarmed me! that was fast. yeah? you blocked it. that was pretty good. i'll fuck off with this. i'm gonna save you, josh. save me please! save me, save me, save me from the squeeze! Search ↗
4956.040 you're firing. you're smoking and the boys are who is this person? it's jack! it's jack the fetus. you ever heard of him? aw fuck. he's gonna chainsaw your ass, that's better. oh! oh ho ho, that chainsaw wins! this is the fastest pulse start i've ever seen! yeah. ooh! ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! wha this is long dude, i can't tell where the rocket launcher ends and the head begins. Search ↗
5049.320 he's got like white space all around it. oh, yeah, jack or odi brack you look to the right there's like some shit that i never edited out. i thought it might last a little longer what happened i should have mad him just jump off them jump off the edge. i was trying to jump on his shit i didn't know who i was that's the hardest part about this game is figuring out where the fuck you are in the beginning. maybe you're just stupid i guess Search ↗
5371.960 oh fuck off everybody. fuck that. go get him, jack. oh shit dog! you're gonna get launched as you bejesus him back. alright, here it is. where is it? that was the idiots. just kidding, there's only one of his and it's ryan. woah, that's cold man. ice cold. oh fuck! he's got a cobalt shotgun! wow. wow. hehehehe. Search ↗
5551.140 how did he get fuck that! it's like it's like once in a while, he's like i don't fucking care. it's all mind over matter, it's all about determination. i really thought if i just crouched under the desk i'd be safe. sometimes you are. oh god. i'm stupid. Search ↗
6122.060 batter up! soft serve duck incoming. just gonna hold me by the neck then. i'm gonna kill drak with you. just let him pick you up and throw you and you're alive. oh god. that's creepy, it looks like your freaking torso's ripped off. wait, what the fuck is happening? i think you're broken. there you go. Search ↗
6394.260 fuck! that felt real good. we have like four of them? oh shit. bean pringles. it's the week of the bean pringles. did you know today is eat a duck day in denmark? oh that really was an oh baby a triple moment wasn't it? it was my triple collateral on free for all. well, well, well. it's really just like rolling a dice at this point. Search ↗
6615.260 god damn it. oh, i saw through my ruse. i was about them through that dude on the grounds like fucking that's my rock go get it fuck fuck you. what's your problem? like you're steaming ryan bass what's this guy's problem? hard on those freaking neck guns hard on dragon fans away Search ↗
6945.500 well let's get beartappy in the call and we'll just fuck around with him. okay, i invited him. i don't like beartappy. we'll see if he shows up. he's gotten too big for his britches. how big do you think his britches are? huge! he's probably wearing 32's. huge ackman bridges or? huge bow bridges. huge boner bridges. hey everybody come check out this guy's huge boner! Search ↗
7451.540 good fuck. i don't mind fighting these guys. let's do it rotary match. it's it the same moon gravity again i don't know or accident that we're there a second game playing it there. i tell me i had to play demand you'd hit to me we're gonna see pinball ball size small bouncing is high wait below that sounds good so wait this is a ball this is a this is a this is the opposite kind of what we just had wait. yeah, this is foosball. oh Search ↗
7534.860 yeah. i got... these pings look pretty wild. oh, bouncing off walls goes really far. ah, it's going all the distance. it going for... oh! beautiful! oh, fuck! uh oh. uh oh. bouncy. what do you think about that? oh? not much. move around, boys. get the cycle going. somebody fucking go! what's that? science building? that's a rave for ro. oh. that's a goal. i like this. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

382.820 right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck. Search ↗
601.500 tyrone said originally it was called cobalt shrieks. that's what it was called before they had a name for it. and then they took it out because they were worried you were going to sue them. that's right. it's not too late. they got the helm. you'd be like, yo this is not cool. how fucked up would it be if you actually sued them over that? not to like take sides on this issue, but like we basically make our living playing their game and they put a reference in and they'd be like, what the fuck guys? Search ↗
2875.120 looking good boys. sticky ludo is not amazing. you can't even like tear fuck them like it just yeah their face if there's more than one enemy, you're just like alright. i'll wait for this to explode i guess you need to go to the second secret room before you teleport alright, do i need to beat the boss before i teleport to? alright same items. well, that was a win. do you know that toxic bombs heal poop enemies? i did not know not know that. oh, yeah. oh Search ↗
3604.920 there's this one picture of like a news article that's like, scientist baffled at how one man could continuously fuck up. thanks very much brickbrick for the four months in a row! and also, the five dollar donation from anonymous. nl was saying recently how you're eating garbage to try and make ends meet, so i thought i'd send you some sandwich money. stay strong, man. thanks. i do eat a lot of garbage. Search ↗
3775.660 are you using your custom levels? yeah man, i added a bunch. i got like five new ones today. i'm excited. custom maps... we'll say 10%. probably fair enough. is the game loud guys? i'm sorry. there we go. that kinda sounded like you were being rude to your chat. like, oh is the game loud chat? i'm too loury. you want me to turn it up a little bit? why don't you fuck up chat? is it too soft for you? yeah. you gotta pop up the sound levels? Search ↗
4593.600 oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn. Search ↗
4813.180 you wanna get that exploding barrel kill, i know it. how come duck game isn't an esl? what the fuck?! alright, that was some like last samurai shit right there. oh, there's another new one. okay... what is this? is this the rock throw map? yep! this is like only rocks? only rocks. alright, this might take a while. Search ↗
5007.860 i only got the one drop. yeah, when they say come on feel the noise girls roll fuck me alright congrats. i'm feel the noise girls rock your boys. what do they mean by rock your boys? i believe that means to have sexual ever time was richard still streaming. holy shit this is not normally his time. it's crazy. thank you guys for the raid. oh Search ↗
5031.300 this isn't how i go! oh no! aww yeah! hold on to that little duck! i am a bale of metal! come on, feel the noise! fuck me! girls, sex your toys! you took my box you jerk! you took my bananas you asshole! no! he sorted me off! Search ↗
5224.360 but we had it last week. we can hike in in alpaca. yeah! yeah, i'll be there. good thanksgiving. quack quack. eat a next weekend? this weekend. except it's not a turkey, it's a duck. i just realized i'm an idiot. you can eat duck if you want, who cares? close enough! thanksgiving, fuck it, whatever. you could eat dove. you could eat rock dove. you get rocked up. derpsgiving. i wouldn't suggest that you get rocked up. Search ↗
5562.400 you gotta blow open the side to get to the jetpack. where's the ladder? umm... i win? one of us took us out. i'll take it. it's alright. new strats will be learned. no! ahh! come back! i timed it just like a split second too shittily. oh god, i got that flare off, dammit. ohhh! fuck! get out! motherfucker! oh! got it! Search ↗
5596.500 he got it! oh no, i fell. oh! yeah! wow, okay. that was real good. uh oh. spaghetti o. you can't jump faster than that bullet goes. what's up arctic wolf? italy is in europe. fuck! poor plays on my spot. i think you won. Search ↗
6474.280 what the fuck is are these little beams in the middle here? that's the that's the thing that makes all the grenades pull their pins. that's the laser i was talking about before that i can use. someone please dispose of my head just bouncing there in the middle, it's really creepy. well played. yeah, nice. oh, that was cool. here i am, duck in the middle with you. wow. there's a lot of good ducking for a bunch of ducks. Search ↗
6805.180 oh, nice phase! whoa, whoa, whoa! okay. i did not even see the net fire. okay. um, fuck off. fuck off. let's go, kobalt. oh, fuck off. did you just throw the controller down? i put it down gently. i accidentally threw the sword the wrong direction, hit the spring and killed me. i like the strategy that you're employing here. no, don't do it, kobalt. Search ↗
7798.560 64 to 36. damn. damn. yeah, a really long line for anal would be bad too. well, you know you're in a very weird fast food restaurant when the cashier asks, do you want some fuck with that? or the cashier asks, do you want a side of your own balls with that? Search ↗
7825.300 where do they get a side of my own balls from? the side of your own balls. no, they're just gonna take the side of your own balls. he's holding a knife in his hand while i say a mat. oh jesus, that's horrifying. like at a hibachi place. hey, baby, you want some fuck? that is gonna just crush it here. yeah, i'm sure. yeah. like 73 to 37. that's not how that math works. 27? that's it. that's close enough. Search ↗
7854.200 math shmath. some fuck. a side of your own balls sounds like nl's. you are correct. alright, presently, man rob is just crushing it right now. he's up by like a thousand points. wow. which means you have to really muck it up right here. yeah i'm gonna screw up the round three with that so don't worry. alright. should be showing up right now. everyone can see this one so. four leaf clovers are lucky but if you find a five leaf clover... uh... what? Search ↗
8041.240 damn. alright, you can hit the same players. i did it. cobalt did get the top answer with child beauty pageants though. oh, you mean it wasn't some fuck? some fuck was close. we had several that were like 73. alright. yeah. i like how it just shows up on the screen, child beauty pageants fucking weird. that's so weird. are you meat boy nick? no, i'm just doing this for now. i will play some meat boy though at some point during this month. let's play some meat boy. Search ↗
8347.220 marv albert talking about big ol baloney balls i'm sure and there it goes right over the fence the big ol baloney balls coming in hot it went over the fence you fucks got in 60 to 40 though. oh did about having to come up with a serious name for it. it went over the fence some fuck all right, we're all pretty close here except for me everybody else is still in it on my headset just Search ↗
8482.360 whoever spelled jim carrey did it properly and i appreciate that because he's a canadian prince. he's royalty. didn't you guys just vote on the new queen? fuck off. vote on the new queen. northernlion's gonna put you out of a job, one. 58 to 42. wow. i googled jim carrey and everything. you googled to figure out how to spell it? to make sure i got the last two letters right. Search ↗
8619.440 well, that's not a... what can he do with it? he could fuck you. he could flick it around everywhere. he could fuck you. that's a superpower? he could probably like toss it at a bad guy and then he gets wrapped up in it and trapped. i didn't say it was an elastic clitoris. hmm, that's a good point. is it leather? oh man. yeah. 68% to 32 for his 8 inch clitoris. Search ↗
9114.380 i'm not good with the money questions like what would you spend a million dollars on? i'd just kill a bunch of hookers on an island. like really? jesus. that's what my answer was! i remember that yeah i didn't realize that was your that was what you really felt what you would do with a million dollars. that's exactly what i would do. donald trump fucking roasted at 61 to 39. fuck donald trump. sorry no politics. this is my first mingling thanks for the support guys. Search ↗
9344.720 a bad thing to say to your date's parents. i see where she gets her butt, or you want some fuck. god damn it. alright. fair enough. i was trapped on that one, i'm very sorry. no no no, that's fair enough. i'm not even mad. i'm glad that you went with just the letter u as well. yeah, of course. that's a lot. Search ↗
9380.060 it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah. Search ↗
9522.420 alright, the fighting fuckboys, the fighting bilbo cockbags, the fighting fucks, or the fighting future used car salesman. the fuck? what is wrong with us? that last one hits too close to home for some people, i think. this is a real no voter. it hurts when you say things like that to your dad. ow. no alliteration equals no vote. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1601.080 i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet. Search ↗
2675.800 i like to believe there's still something going on. might be nothing. i mean at this point, if this is just trolling, it's like, come on. yeah. if you've made the arg this cryptic, then it's not trolling anymore. it just has become the arg. it's like... it's something else, yeah. yeah, it's something else entirely. it's like if you've constructed an arg specifically to fuck with people, that is an arg. you've done it. you've become the prophecy. cool. Search ↗
3357.080 ah, that's th that's real. i'm glad other people in chat are joining me and saying what the fuck is a wolf. it's like a 1950s term. it just it's like a pervert? yeah. it was calling somebody a pervert that's not that bad. you know, somebody like catcalls and does gross things. that's a wolf? awooooo like like that. yeah, like what they always used to draw in the cartoons back in the day. alright. i'm not following i'm sorry you don't follow me, but some people might. Search ↗
3575.880 coitus? what the fuck did you call it? but it's spelled coitus like the way you'd spell like katniss everdeen, the girl on fire. coitus everdeen. coitus everdeen! the girl on fire! she's large enough to be relevant! she is pretty famous though. she's got a huge profile. i have finished the ultra greed fight. congrats! the dream is real. there's no donation machine. there is a donation machine. i have no money though. Search ↗
4133.600 dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed! Search ↗
4228.140 you are an mp3 turkey as far as i'm concerned. what the fuck was that? was that like an even worse pat sajak turkey rendition? it was pat sajak doing an impression of an mp3 turkey. thank you sir boston tea bag party for the 13 months in a row resubscriptions. that sound was for you. yeah also sorry, planes have been routed over my house today for some reason. Search ↗
4881.500 yeah, but i mean it still was like stuff that people had already that was free that is no they took it away from people yeah, so they took it away. ah yeah, baby needs his binky. you can't take that yeah thank you fistful of hollis for the 13 months in a row welcome back. oh fuck oh Search ↗
4967.140 alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered. Search ↗
5183.060 10 feet up my roof. next level shit. when i said fake anime swords, i was not implying that there is also real anime. i was implying that there are swords that are real with real tips. are they frosted though? yeah, they're frosted tips, yes. it's quite the stretch to get there from you saying fake anime swords. i like it. oh, i didn't want to talk, i wanted to talk to rob! yeah! i've gotten hooked so many times in this oh, what?! what the fuck?! Search ↗
5238.400 does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here. Search ↗
5482.640 subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes? Search ↗
5878.980 missile? no, missile path backwards. i don't think missile's a palindrome, bear. i i sam. where's the l? do you though? oh wait no, uh it's l wait what the fuck is it? l is zeus of sushiville. yeah that's it. i don't like the path as much for this now. yeah i hate it. you used to be able to go over the top, now you're kinda stuck. oh my god. oh no! that looked so cool for a second. Search ↗
6340.900 who doesn't who called sean paul goofy sean paul is pretty funny. isn't he there? wow, so you're calling him goofy yeah, i'm squirreling away art that i'd want to diminish it's like a sean paul's big head man. yeah, fuck you sean paul. you're really goofy. oh Search ↗
6478.700 rename it the coroner sir. i hope to see those two things together! now i'm confused. angry but confused new yorker accent is like the best. it's always funny. i don't really know what's going the fuck on, hey hey yo hey! hey i'm walking here! i'm trying to stay tough, i'm actually kinda confused and scared, you know? Search ↗
6786.200 you know they should have had jaws from jaws 4 in... smash brothers? yeah and smash brothers. both of them. i think the, you know, the character dynamic between jaws and michael caine in jaws 4 and the revenge really is what made that movie. what made michael caine? that's a good question. he's not australian you fuck. i know that's what makes it so much better! what if canadian people tried to do that kind of shit? wouldn't you be pissed at them? Search ↗
7558.760 ow! ow! spears from both sides! oh, nice dodges there. i'm in like, bright red. there we go. yeah. yep. that's fair. oh, oh, okay. no, that's a bear. yeah. oh! i got bird! i've inverted. i should have been birded. i didn't get birded, unfortunately, for you. wow, what a dodge. yo, blue nash. i'm not fucking around. ah, fuck. Search ↗
8266.900 oh you got a blindsided! bear under control! no! when chad just asked, lol who the fuck is bae? it's bear! it's just the first three letters of our steam names, that's all. nah he's just is bae so it's like... well yeah, bear is bae. he can't spell bear without bae. oh that was me, i died. i like your themed wolverine claws there. thank you. they're bear claws actually. i disagree. Search ↗
9878.440 no, it's not like geralt at all. although he was a wolf, ideally enough, or strangely enough. ideally? oh now it's ideal. no, it's not necessarily. oh fuck dude, that move is impenetrable. your mom's impenetrable. yep, alright. we're all going there, huh? you got all three at the same time went for your mom's impenetrable joke. oh, nice move! Search ↗
10450.940 yeah, well you got a hold on the long notes, you know, that's how you do it with sex music. i think it's because i just played undertale, but i'm like seeing this as like a quicktime event laden sex act. although that has very little to do with undertale besides the strange phases you go through while fighting. no, you just didn't see the sex scene in undertale. that's probably for the best considering the kid you play as like... you grabbed it! hey rob, fuck you. oookay. Search ↗
10534.820 i'm not having great luck in this sequence here. yeah, is the fucking boss fight not working? alright. i like those little drifters. oh! oh, fuck! dominated! hey! oh, you got two stock. god damn it. that's all i've got. goodbye. i literally blew my load on that one. well, that's it, man. Search ↗