Quotes about “fuck my gay life”
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nl's methodology for solving the parlor games is all wrong. and then when you click on the post it says surprise bitch i got you. it's actually this is like gay bohemian rhapsody or something like that. it got me really good, man. that was really good. sometimes reddit is so funny. 52 male no kids. never drank alcohol or smoked anything in my entire life. ama. what the fuck am i gonna ask you? you haven't done anything. what'd you eat for lunch? like what's...
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i've never seen a 1044 and i never frickin will. that one didn't feel right. i felt like i could have gotten more speed off that one. 10.48 the corroded. i need an alien to flip the bit in my nes back wheel bounce. what a waste of time. me when the alien quantum flips the bit in my nes but also flips the bit that makes me gay. no. fuck you alien. this is going to change my life. no. on the other hand, if we get a 1044,
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what do you mean like there's like homing? like the devs revel in seeing you and like getting you, like they want to get you. like you'll sit at a bench and the bench will fucking explode and kill you and you'll be like okay. really? fuck my gay life i guess. and then like 80% of the enemies are like little tiny guys who fly around and when you try to hit them they go, whoa just missed me, whoa just missed me here's seven projectiles, whoa there i go! it's uh...
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oh, only the soup gets the subsidized snack crackers? you take like one or two, you don't take fucking ten. bro, literally fuck the premium plus corporation, fuck sodexo, fuck my gay life, fuck it all. i'm taking as many as i can. oh my god, wait, what the fuck? you cannot say that. do we have to cancel your ass? you do not have permission. chance time! kory, you know what to do. what, what, did your dad work at sodexo or something?
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i've never seen a 1044 and i never frickin will! i need an alien to flip the bit in my nes. me when the alien quantum flips the bit in my nes but also flips the bit that makes me gay. no! fuck you alien this is gonna change my life! no! on the other hand if we get a 1044... whoa! oh front wheel bow... 1048 man!
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oh, only the soup gets the subsidized snack crackers? you take like one or two, you don't take fucking ten. bro, literally fuck the premium plus corporation, fuck sodexo, fuck my gay life, fuck it all. i'm taking as many as i can. oh my god, wait, what the fuck? you cannot say that. we have to cancel your ass? you do not have permission. kory, you know what to do. what, what, did your dad work at sodexo or something? the shit, like...
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you're really just typing the lyrics to life's a bitch by nas. you're not even making him gay or anything? switch my motto instead of saying fuck tomorrow that buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto once i stood on the block loose cracks produce stacks i cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loop back time is illmatic stay static like warm fabric you know what i'm talking about favorite favorite old school hip hop album corey old school hip hop how old school we talking?
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