Quotes about “frozen pizza”
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7000.22
he's always talking about irish pizza and swedish pizza. and then my girlfriend was like, how's that frozen pizza now that you got two kids? and he like shot back with a response. i didn't expect it. that line was extremely good by the way. yeah. she tried it out on me. i was like, thumbs up. she tried eating you out? yeah. yeah. it's pretty cool actually. yeah. wait.
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5595.22
the niche occupied by doordash used to be held by frozen foods. we need to go back to having some frozen foods in our freezer at all times. not a bad idea, but then i thought about another tweet that was like, and i think that this person has their fingers so much on the pulse of society. i don't know who they are. i hate to not give them credit, but the tweet was like, the frozen pizza has to be like the biggest scam
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5623.78
in the grocery business. every time i'm at the store, i pick one up and say, hmm, maybe sometime this week i won't feel like cooking and i'll want a frozen pizza. lo and behold, i get home from the grocery store, hmm, don't feel like cooking. one of the most relatable tweets of all time. you delude yourself. oh, this would be nice in a pinch.
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5649.78
you know, maybe i'll get home late one night or something like that and we can have a frozen pizza. you're eating that shit the day you bought it, without a doubt. you might buy two and then you've got one in your fridge for an emergency, but one frozen pizza does not last. i'm really not like a dog person at all. did you see that tiktok of the owner trying to get her dog inside?
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2367.58
you know, like you're drunk and it's like 3 in the morning and then there's a korean street vendor that sells like mini pizzas and you're like i'll get one of those. then you eat it and you're like i'm pretty sure this is just from the like the frozen food section. and then she shoved it into like a little paper cup and everyone around you is going like oh cup pizza, cup pizza, we gotta get some cup pizza. it's all hype man.
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1389.18
they're all frozen, they'll all break your teeth. bagged fried rice. i thought at least with bagged fried rice you could like break it up and just eat it. no. and then peas and carrots you could like break them up and just eat them. i'll tell you straight up my top three waffles pizza roll hash browns.
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1086.20
i saw somebody in chat, i very much agree with this take. when i need to start cooking, i start the preheating and then i start chopping vegetables. i mean, i get like with the frozen pizza, it's kind of a different story, but i use the preheat. i group the preheat time and the preparation time simultaneously. you know, it's a lumped task.
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1705.96
like an aria. it was like, sabasaros frozen pizza and you know, even still i just walked up and grabbed one and then, you know, moved on with my life. i thought it was pretty cool though. i know, chat's so heartless.
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8761.04
when i was a kid, my mom used to buy them. those are fucking gross. oh my god. those are the worst. you know what has the biggest... i don't even want to talk about whatever this drawing is, but you know what has the biggest lie of a serving size of any item in the grocery store? frozen pizzas. the typical frozen pizza is six servings.
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8789.66
wait, the like the little, the one, the one popping one? not the minis, but like a, the one that is the size of a pizza that you would otherwise consume. what's so, i don't understand what's so radical about that. you're gonna buy one frozen pizza and split it six ways? well that's six well, so what's the serving size, one and one third pizza slices or? it's one sixth of the pizza, i mean you could just cut the pizza into six slices. i suppose, yeah.
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889.60
i don't eat pizza that much. when i do, i could spring for delivery, you know, and support a local pizzeria instead of the delicio company, mostly because the pizza from the frozen pizza tends to not be as good. i understand we don't have red baron everywhere up here. i understand that's very, very well liked, but
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669.60
el gato food market. what is this? i need a basket? okay. dude, this game thought of everything. three units of food. okay, what do you got for me? is it got a great sale here? buy one, get one free. frozen food. okay, well like let's buy a little fresh food. let's get two fresh foods and then let's get a frozen food just to have because some nights we'll be too lazy to cook. we'll just make like a frozen pizza or something like that.
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1087.70
like a scumbag. i know i talk about this every single time that i go to costco, but i simply lose my mind when i see adult human beings with jobs and kids and priorities that are like waiting more than 20 seconds for a little square of frozen pizza. you don't have to line up just because other people are lining up, bro. like it's... and the frozen pizza is the premium stuff. like when people are like
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