Quotes about “freezer mom”
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three calling birds, two pots of chili, and a soup that my mom made last time. you know? and it might even incentivize you... i'm going back into the room for more devil deal, man. for more demon deal. it might even incentivize you to start clearing out the stuff in your freezer. i don't know what it is. and i feel like i can do something psychologically to invert this.
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i guess my mom figured the tv was set up so we don't need to have batteries in the remote anymore. she took the batteries out of the remote and then we were like, get us some new batteries. she went into the fridge and pulled out a ziploc freezer bag with like 70 aa batteries in it.
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i guess my mom figured like the tv was set up so we don't need to have batteries in the remote anymore. she took the batteries out of the remote and then we were like get us some new batteries. she went into the fridge and pulled out a ziploc freezer bag with like 70 aa batteries in it. what? moms and dads be like that! trust me when i say it doesn't make perfect sense to me either but moms and dads be like that. i'm not like that. okay, i mean moms of my mom's generation.
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oh, nice and nice and proteinite. yeah, yeah protein shake and some yogurt and like some other stuff my mom was saying she wants to put like bananas in it like mushy bananas out of the freezer yeah, yeah, you could also like it does sorbet well i think
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when you're so hungry on the way home, you want to stop at blood mcdonald's, but your mom says we have blood mcdonald's at home. and you get home and she gives you like blood on two pieces of whole wheat bread, no bun or nothing. it's got those big chunks of fucking onion inside of the blood and stuff like that. and you're like, mom, this isn't what it's, i'm stealing an eddie murphy bit here, i guess. but yeah, it's like out of the freezer. i know what you, so you put it in inverter turbo defrost on the microwave.
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it's got those big chunks of fucking onion inside of the blood and stuff like that. and you're like, mom, this isn't what it's, i'm stealing an eddie murphy bit here, i guess. but yeah, it's like out of the freezer. yeah, i know what you, so you put it in inverter turbo defrost on the microwave, but then like the outside, by the time the inside of the blood is defrosted, the outside of the blood is like cooked already. and you're like, oh man, well, that was like exactly the opposite.
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now she's coming again in like four days and i haven't eaten the chili that she made me so i was like fuck my mom's gonna be like he's not fucking with my chili which is not true i am fucking with the chili it's just i always forget about it because it's very deep in the freezer. so i got the ziplock bag out of the freezer i let it defrost in the fridge overnight opened up the fridge at 5 15 in the morning the fucking
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the other bag of soup got even worse, made our fridge fucked, i had to clean it and put it in the sink. i gotta like, listen, thank you for that. i gotta tell my mom, i do appreciate the meal prep, but no more ziploc bags, please. i get that it's for freezer space, but we just gotta be freezing it in tupperware's, man, because like this, the defrosting is impossible.
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there's a lot of muscles involved in this one, brother. whoops. whatever. insNLy bad pipe tech. oh no, 30 minutes of work? hey king, make any phone calls today? maybe tomorrow. just make sure you take the chicken breast out of the freezer so mom can cook it for dinner tonight, okay? oh, you didn't get a chance? that's fine. you know your mom and i love you no matter what
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stop glancing? no, i'm kind of like this challenge is too much man. it's like a half hour long it would be crazy in the checkpoint league or something though. oh, no 30 minutes of work. hey king make any phone calls today maybe tomorrow just make sure you take the chicken breast out of the freezer so mom can cook it for dinner tonight okay. oh, you didn't get a chance. that's fine you know your mom and i love you no matter what
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and then you like go out and they're like, when will you be back? and you're like, oh, yeah. i'm like supposed to tell you stuff like that. i don't know is the is the degenerate answer. i'm not totally sure when i'll be back probably after you're asleep. and then you're like, you know, 23 years old and your mom is like, can you take the frozen chicken breast out of the freezer and leave it on the counter so it's defrosted by the time i get home from work?
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you know, my mom would be like, have a good day playing halo 2, just make sure you take out the chicken breasts. she wasn't even that old, she was probably like 41 at this point. i don't know, i'm using the old voice. that takes way more work than just taking it out of the freezer? yeah, yeah, but you know, you're missing the juice in lieu of the squeeze. the juice is, i don't have to do three seconds of work right now, i could do 10 minutes of work in three hours.
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