Quotes about “forehead penis”
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i'm still playing isaac. i cannot invite you, beartap. you are not online. oh, you are now online? all right. i agree. oh, there you are. yeah. that's one hell of a bulge, man. thank you. why is your bulge bigger than my bulge? i've been doing some penis exercises with my character. you've got one hell of a forehead on you, too. you want to borrow my baseball hat. i'm going to go with that shirt. hold on. what's up with that hair? you look like a racer head. i go call names now.
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yeah, but it's like coming out of his belly and it's like... elder! well, corey, see that's what happens is you get shorter but your penis rises in on your body. yeah, yeah. by the time you're old it's where your belly button is. it's just how wrinkles work. i can't wait till we get to like a little few minutes where you eat so that i can like get uh like my dick reattached to my forehead or something. you know? why? i mean, i don't know, why not?
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cds. yeah, cds nuts. grow up. tape my nuts to your forehead. what's the other one if they say they prefer tapes? you prefer cds or tapes? yeah, tapes. take my nuts to my own. you prefer cds or mp3s? mp in your mouth. say mp3s. mp3s. my penis is three inches.
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and i have a cyclone heading towards me. i'm literally putting my nuts on your forehead. yeah, they're so small i can't even fucking feel it. small nuts. small nuts, tiny nuts, tiny nuts. make the dick look bigger. exactly man, exactly. not ryan's, not ryan's. why not mine? penis small. no shot. the dick bags!
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yeah i didn't know they guardian oh yeah they're trash it looks like new york times font so if it was in comic sans that you wouldn't believe it looks like the new york times that's what i'm gonna say you know i was gonna believe this article about a pig that had had a human penis grafted onto its forehead it's not a really was grown it was papyrus and it was just not believe
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bizarre mutant pig with a human face, giant tug and a penis on its forehead is caught on camera in china. dingo. caught on camera in china. you just, you proved it now. were they smuggling it like from place to place or something? it was caught on camera? it's real, i wish it wasn't but it is. i'm gonna look this up. ghee, send me a link to this. i wanna look at it. i wanna see this dick pig.
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human oh my fucking god it says mutant pig with human face and penis on its forehead draws crowds and cash offers i don't know why what is this thing? it looks? oh my god? that's horrible but it's real look at the profile shot of it. no. i don't like that it is piglet three exactly get up get up get up get up
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