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5936.78
your computer? i think it's a driver issue, to be honest. oh well that's a problem. try the number pad. i'm certainly tabbed in. it is not the number pad. well... oh it only recognizes controllers. uh oh, you can't play with keepers. well, watch out on the way around your next corner here you're gonna see a little football manager. just for the record. wait, you got it working? no.
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but i would like to play that with you at some point, nick. the goofball goals drinking game. we'll do like an hour long stream and just let it be one long game. gotta do some click and drag here. i like it because it gives you that football manager like you can coach the game a little bit. you'd be like, okay, you come over here, you come over here. i was thinking how fun this would be if you could do like frozen end zone where it's like each player gets one turn to make your moves and then you try and take it from there.
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my value is for speed and now this like tank doesn't handle very well at all value is for speed the tank value is now speed i changed to be the football manager. it's so hard to turn around like dapper car it's got like soccer balls this car never take the tank and like gear it for speed. it is god awful. oh
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honestly, it's not mine. do you know what movie that's from? yeah, austin powers, baby. it's a classic, yeah. i never heard of it. oh, yeah. well, you know, it's on like turner classic movies sometimes. i see it on tbs all the time. so like, when football manager goes like weird mode, he just has like whistles hanging out behind him. it's really weird. ow. what? what's wrong? over here! why'd i just get iced?
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i was gonna post it on tiktok, but i went to tiktok on my phone and it was like, you're not logged in. and i was like, i'm not going down to my office, opening my password manager, getting my fucking tiktok password, putting it up and then no, it's just, i'll figure it out. it was supposed to be so easy, man. your password manager isn't on your phone? no, this is like, do you think that joe binden carries the nuclear football with him when he goes outside? the dude would never be able to bike ride in peace.
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nice. he actually dunked his own hand. yeah, i thought. i'm gonna break his arm doing that. like there is a, i'm surprised. how much speed do you have now, man? a lot. i'm surprised there's no nfl football manager except for the madden gm mode. because there's one for hockey. and, yeah. i mean, hockey has international appeal, but even all that combined is probably a third of what the nfl has at best.
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ow! fester's corsi is off the charts. see, that's the thing though, like i'm... not only do i want a football management game, but i also want a football management game that looks pretty good. yeah. so i like, i want my cake and i want to eat it too. like i don't want to look at dots. i want to look at... i'm with you dude. you know? like the football manager of the soccer game. you can watch those games. those are cool.
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1137.800
it's basically like football manager, and it's exactly the same as football manager for me because like i don't know the names of basically like any footballers to begin with just the same way i don't know the names of like any horses so it's basically just a football manager roguelike.
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hey everybody and welcome to let's look at lords of football. do you love the sims and football manager but wish that each of them was a little bit more shallow and kind of wider spread? instead of managing a single person, in lords of football you manage a whole team of people and of course as you might expect they are a football or if i'm going to americanize my dialogue here they are a soccer team. it's a kind of a weird mix
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yes, i realize that danny westwood is injured. most of your time is spent kind of watching things happen. that's not necessarily innately a bad thing. because, you know, i played a lot of games like football manager and i really like simulation modes and sports games in general, you know, modes that allow you to play as the manager. the problem is i kind of don't understand why anybody would ever want to play as... where are you going, danny westwood? i kind of don't understand why anyone would ever want to play this, which is a much more shallow version
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of a managerial sim like a football manager or something like that as opposed to just playing football manager itself which as far as i know is similar to that price of $30 which is kind of insane for me and you know people who are into like the managerial side of managing somebody's life i feel like they would much rather play the sims where you kind of get a
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superficial shall we say i haven't really gotten to the point where i'm like microing my individual players in order to make things work, but this is gonna bring to an end the first phase or the you know the first two phases of lords of football and then we're gonna move into the way way way more reminiscent of football manager style stuff that is gonna come later we're basically we're just gonna sit here you and i are gonna watch the ai play a match and we will have a small but potentially tangible impact on the outcome of the match and
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basically, if you're into football but you're not into the idea of having a football or soccer game that you can't actually play in yourself as one of the players, you obviously want to stay away. but if you're the kind of person who is at least open to the kind of gameplay that something like football manager offers, then this might be a little bit interesting.
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pseudo premier league type season at least when you're playing as an english team as well as the cup season that goes along with it so you are now watching where i spend most of my time or have spent most of my time with loads of football so far it is a very very football manager type simulation that we're gonna be watching here. so a standard football match is gonna be 90 minutes plus a little bit of injury time here and we're gonna be able to make some changes that was a
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watching the ai play itself. and there's nothing more exciting than watching the ai play itself to a scoreless draw. as into simulator games as i am, and as much as i was into football manager for a while, i can't get into these games long term because i just feel like i have idle hands. there's nothing wrong with loving football manager. i know a lot of people are really into that, and that's totally cool. but...
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again, i just kind of don't understand why if you're gonna watch your ai play here why you would be playing this as opposed to playing football manager, which is a staunchly superior game from a simulation aspect and a football aspect as well because you manage everything like you know player contracts and stuff like that this seems like
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it's kind of like midway between playing manager mode in fifa and, you know, manager mode or the standard mode in football manager, i suppose. and i don't know if there's any market out there for that. are there people who play...
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football manager that are like i like this. i just wish it was a little bit more casual but not quite as casual as fifa so i guess the the venn diagram of who's supposed to be into this game is like people who really love football but not that much and people who really love the sims but not that much because you know on their own each of those is individually superior to this that's not to say that lords of football is a bad game i think it's i expected it to be terrible, but it's actually surprisingly competent and you know the football matches even if you are just watching the ai play itself. they're watchable i mean
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like that and maybe that'll allow us to get some more scoring chances going. we can, you know, set our mentality to be offensive. basically, the standard football manager stuff, but it does lack a lot of the nuances of football manager, like, you know, being able to yell at your little ai football dudes at halftime for not playing as well as you want.
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kind of seems like baby's first football manager in a way. but again, that's not really what they were going for. they weren't going necessarily to compete with football manager, but... oh! there we go. oh, did i not score there? must have missed just over the net. your players' moods will change over the course of the match, so if you're bored out of your skull, never fear. we are approaching the end of the first half here.
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but in any case, what i was gonna say is that if i was gonna play this game long term, i definitely could not see myself playing a full 38 game season just watching every single game. that would be like seven to eight hours in all likelihood of just watching your team and occasionally making tactical substitutions. which again, a ok in football manager. if i'm gonna do it though, i'll probably do it in football manager. if i was gonna do it in this game, i would probably instead just simulate every single match day and
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so we're getting a lot of fouls here, my team's getting a little chippy. i mean if i was being a prudent manager, i would probably switch back to a more defensive standpoint right now and maybe swap out one of my forwards for an additional midfielder or defender. but i'm just contented to kind of watch things happen here. and we'll see what goes on. if i sound bored, i kind of am bored and that's how i spent a lot of my time with loads of football so far.
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but, you know, maybe there is a market out here for this. a lot of people are surprised to find out that football manager is routinely among the most played games on steam. so maybe i'm just misjudging the amount of people that would actually be into something like this. and that's why i show off this gameplay not only to give my own opinions on it, but also to give you a chance to take a look at it and perhaps judge a little bit for yourself. you might be saying, is that it? and in a way, that is it with lords of football. as soon as we finish this match right here,
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uh, aiden newton is drunk. well, you know, who wouldn't be after a victory like that? but in any case again, this is lords of football. there will be a link in the video description to check this out if for whatever reason you want to buy it on steam. uh, overall impressions, i feel like 30 bucks is way too much for this, but it is a surprisingly competent game. it's just, it's not sim y enough to usurp football manager, and it's not the sim sy enough to kind of...
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score game you were correct. it is a platformer everybody. i get it. i was the same everybody makes a platformer first it's triple a third person action game platformer roguelike football manager now we're talking man. now we're talking you guys obviously gotta go holy shit, two queens in the crib is gonna go crazy. i
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yeah, really it's austin. this is all a bad name here. oh no! leave some items for me guys. if you don't get turbo, you're just like... it just feels like you're driving on a road. yeah, that's true. i got a ring my friend. thanks car ryan. who are you? the silver turner. i'm the f i'm the fucking football manager.
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and now only plays football manager because this helmet makes him look like an egg. it's insulting i actually only played football manager because he's the only one here on his own racing merit instead of the fact that he's a cartoon animal well and danica patrick, but i don't have her unlocked to be fair most of the nlss are cartoon animals as well that is true except cobalt streak is not a cartoon animal. well. i'm not but cobalt streak is pattern after sonic right i
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he has his own card. he's got sonic and all stars racing. i don't remember that. yeah, yeah. it's annika patrick's in it too. she is. alex jones. and the football manager. yeah. you're gonna smash him. you're gonna smash, man. he's a smash. same shit, man. how do you think he gets to the arena? true. good point, man. i need more of whoever they got playing the saxophone in dolphin shoals. oh, i think he's like the lead rider on the... bring him back for everything.
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