Quotes about “food poisoning”
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3887.90
one person that one snob! oh, you made one mistake on day one? i bet i served someone some slightly fucked up ceviche. which is a food you don't want to mess up, if possible. that's food poisoning waiting to happen? you put almonds into someone's? oh no. that could be a real problem too. they're probably allergic. in the uber eats order it said, absolutely no almonds under any circumstance. whoops.
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4181.62
you left a knife in the box? i'm not a doctor, they could just take it out. free knife. okay, how do you... meat, flatten, veggie mix, roll and bread them. that looks delicious. meat, flatten, potato mix, roll and bread them. two sets of taro leaves, seasoned meat, wrap and cook. ready to go. oh, i boxed it up too early, throw it in the trash! they're gonna... i gotta restart, they're gonna hate me, they're gonna get horrible food poisoning from eating uncooked pork!
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844.30
did you say anything to the woman driving? nah, she was like, are you okay? there was a doctor in the back of her car too, so he pulled his gloves out. it was weird, he pulled his gloves out and was like, are you okay? let me check, i'm a doctor. how convenient. yeah! and uh... where are we going? yeah, i think i was more scared when i had food poisoning last year.
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867.98
really? yeah, because i'm unhealthy and it was way more likely i was going to die to that than a car crash that was over before i even realized. austin, do you know ryan doesn't believe in food poisoning? i think. didn't you just get food poisoning a couple months ago? no, i remembered that i had norwalk once.
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887.46
yeah, i remember that you but i'm pretty sure when i think back it has the exact same symptoms as food poisoning so door walk and west virginia and also our mutual friend had exactly the same symptoms and we all ate at the same burger king that day, so right. we're all we're in the center by the way we don't need to be in a car. we have nowhere to go yeah, you're right alright i'm gonna just park it right in this little crevasse, but yeah, no like uh i
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3271.740
the most serious person you ever meet in your life will try to tell you like burps and farts aren't funny. but like i, if i thought that there wouldn't be backlash, i'd be farting into the mic non stop. one of the only other reason i don't do it is because sometimes my farts sound like i shit my pants. now i did not shit my pants ever when i fart, maybe once or twice in the food poisoning. but i don't want to fart in the mic and then every time i fart in the mic you're going to be like, you just shit your pants! and i gotta be like, no i didn't man.
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2145.80
yeah, that shit was that long ago the fucking the old food poisoning saga. i didn't puke in the whole time. yeah, that was yeah, the other end. i thought it was going both ways. okay. oh no no no. yeah, i had seasick on on a cruise in 2022 which was that three. that's right. that's like nausea pukes are maybe up there with the worst after i after i launched it though. i was pretty good.
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1518.16
water usage still very, very low in this colony. makes me very happy. have you cured your slime lung yet? no. but it is about half of what it was yesterday. little food poisoning on josh. we are eating like dirt and, you know, seeds mashed together.
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2801.48
give me one of those. i'm the stat believer has logged on and then freeze me right here. yeah, yeah, yeah. you look slimmer. have you lost weight? thank you for noticing. i started exercising regularly in about november and have maintained a rigorous peloton streak since then. and then their progress was doubled over the course of the past week when i crapped my brains out 10 times a day with food poisoning.
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2863.96
you always need a swan, but to sell a 6 4 with two attack upside every time just to get a swan out there? i can't bring myself to do it, man. i just can't bring myself to do it. what did the other parents say when you mentioned the food poisoning? they were trying to like stay with me, right? like they were like, oh yeah, i've had food poisoning before.
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60.40
closed the door before moving my hand out of the way, crushed my thumb between the hinge and the door, was immediately like, fuck. that was about 18 minutes ago. i don't think it's broken. you're gonna laugh because of the extended food poisoning bit.
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210.86
how is i got 3000 cc's of adrenaline pumping through my brain. i can keep the story straight. what's your you're just sitting down at your pc. what's your excuse. i'm telling you sincerely i don't need to go to the hospital. i know that's like how you just think of the cognitive dissonance that we've created in this community where people are like and now over exaggerated the food poisoning arc where he went to the hospital three times but also he hurt his thumb. he needs to go to the hospital.
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4931.02
cuz that's pretty funny. i remember this one time my husband and i were dating and didn't live together. i got food poisoning and woke up vomiting. i called him frantic because i was being sick everywhere, couldn't stop him, was scared. he drove over in the middle of the night, cleaned up my bed while i cleaned myself, packaged me and a toddler up and bundled us up and brought us to his parents house so i wouldn't be sick alone. fyi op, my husband has a squeamish stomach and is ill at the sight, sound and thought of others being sick. he still totally cleaned up after me alone when it wasn't his house, when i wasn't his wife, when i wasn't pregnant just cuz he loved me and i needed help.
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1905.46
but to pick it up and then be like, oh i took one too many and then just put a perfectly fine mango back on the shelf, i would be like, nah man. you can do it. i'm not saying you can't do it. i'm just saying i don't feel comfortable doing it. you're supposed to wash them? i mean, ever since the food poisoning i've been much more diligent about washing my foods, but still. it just seems like common courtesy to me is you only touch something you intend to take. what about splitting the banana bunch? no, i'm not a psycho.
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5230.10
if you put it in for like 30 seconds, probably the outside will get a little gravy. you could probably still get a sear. you know what would be an interesting... yeah, that's what i'm thinking. what if you did like a genuine reverse sear? i think you could. but the outside is like rare, but the inside is well done. so you cut into it and it's like brown on the inside. you will definitely get food poisoning.
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9711.44
i got a temperature so we can see if his food's cooked properly so he doesn't get smarmy poisoning. i think that's self explanatory. and then, uh... we definitely do not take a camera because he does not use face cam. trying to think, uh... what else? what else? radio so you can talk to skatch. okay.
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3624.18
and i told the, it's not even a joke, i told the non jokey story about how if i ever get food poisoning again i'm just gonna fly my ass to mexico. because you could, admittedly it's more expensive, but you could get to mexico, buy the antibiotic you think you need, and maybe some steroids i guess, and then fly back in less time than it takes you to make it through a vancouver emergency room right now.
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