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1962.400
you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off.
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1986.600
yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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2013.800
you could've just said what you eat for breakfast, which is nothing. alright, then that. usually not anything. personally, i'm a big fan of diner food. okay, good. me too. yeah, but we didn't fucking ask you that. i did. i'm a cereal.
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you didn't like it josh? is that the map sim? yeah, it's one of the many. yeah. nah, i'm not interested. you should try having rob teach it to you. he's pretty good at it. no... i'd rather play dota 2 customs with rob. okay. i'm canceling tonight's stream because we need to go buy cat food.
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that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals.
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want to deal with nonsense it hurts to what what hurts kate? did you hit your elbow on something again? oh the funny bone watch out for its food see kate's message. she's not talking about pooping again is she she's always talking about does come up a bunch yeah, i can't fathom nick doesn't know shit like that you know i don't really do a lot of rerolling in devil room so you're right. it's probably silly that i don't i
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we had a bunch of like seafood chowders and things like that that were not sushi and those were good. all the food was good. when i think of irish cuisine, i think of like some awesome like fried breakfasts. oh yeah, they have the irish fry up. that was the big one which is like the fried eggs and toast and then the white and black pudding and sausage and bacon. and i had one of those. the black pudding wasn't even terrible. i didn't hate it. it was just all very salty.
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732.940
i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really.
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2010.820
but they wouldn't stop with the carts going up and down the aisle, so i had to find the right moment there too. to break it, yeah. it was non stop food delivery, which sounds like it would be great, but eating next to someone when you have about three inches is not as pleasant as it sounds. yeah, i get it.
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2025.220
three inches actually the food wasn't terrible either. what's the deal with the airplane food? you got like a breakfast as well? i got a weird lunch it was like chicken and mushroom risotto which is a really odd choice for a plane yeah but there was also this like salad and then there was some kind of grain thing and then a stick of bread with some butter then they tried to give us ice cream that was like eight in the morning
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2071.900
and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that.
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that sucks. like when i flew back from san francisco it was like 200 bucks for a two hour flight and i was like, ah that was like 140 and i had more space and i could get free food. i might be able to do it but at 200 i'm like no way. well i think it gets exponentially more important the longer you're flying though so if it's a two hour flight i can tolerate being crammed into a corner but if it's seven it's a bit of a problem then. that is true but then it gets proportionally more expensive as well. yeah they know they've got you by the balls.
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can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective.
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oh, okay. so you always want to take hp as often as you can while you're at full health. that is fair enough, i did not know this. i also hear that knife and fork is very useful. yeah, let's eat bodies. what is this? people are saying crepes are the worst breakfast food ever and i'm including sausages. what are you like hate sausages? what is happening to your chat? it's like sausages are a universally beloved breakfast food. universal solvent.
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and sausages you get the most i think, they're still pretty good. but then there's like peameal bacon or canadian bacon sometimes. but usually it's like an extra, you know, buck fifty or two bucks. but you get like the equivalent amount of food of sausage with similar taste to bacon. so it's a complicated question. i've never had the peameal bacon so i don't know how to register that on my breakfast scale. sometimes the breakfast places will just offer ham as well and you're like, you know, no.
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i'm not trying to make you feel bad anybody out there that can't use chopsticks well. it's just you you should take solace in it because it means that you can use chopsticks. you might just need a little bit more practice yeah, you'll get there. i gotta admit though. i do still think like the fork i know it's not appropriate for all kinds of food, but i think the fork is a superior eating utensil. oh
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there's an item tracker now right in the game actually you can just turn on extra hud. yeah, extra hud. is that an options? extra hud. oh yeah. polyphemus rubber cement. alright, so i have small mushroom, i have m, evil m, blue vagina, food, the pentagram. evil m is majin buu.
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do michael caine doing a fat bastard impression? i mean, that's do michael caine doing a scottish accent basically. what? all bigger than you. eye on the food, chite. get in my bedding. that's pretty good. something like that. seemed coherent. that's how he talks. oh. if you use the d4 like right as you pick up the item off the pedestal, it just doesn't reroll the thing. yeah! i've noticed that on the floor job. i've learned that now. what is this item? marked tears. it's like epic fetus tears. that's pretty weird.
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and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com
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thank you for the anonymous $10. it says bam. and thank you to the donation from northernlions balls for $10. what would happen if you used d4 irl? i guess my refrigerator would fill up with different food or something. did you know that a garbanzo bean is a chickpea? there you go. dropping that knowledge. knowledge. i configured my tower climb buttons to work properly, so...
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was matt is talking about yesterday's time at sriracha pickles. he's like step one needs to roger pickles step two want more sriracha pickles? yeah, i like sriracha, but like is he just like putting sriracha on the pickles or i don't know man more involved in the wildlife i think it's become the new like internet bacon food. he lives obsessed with it. it's fine i like it too. i'll totally like some fried pickles with like sriracha sriracha ranch
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if you want to make the mcdonald's fries a little spicier, you can do it. they got a spicy gravy going on. do the cheese curds even squeak? got a tang. you know they're legitimate cheese curds, yes. yeah, that's the thing. there's a market for it now, because like all the fast food places are doing it. yeah. like, where was i? they got the kfc stuff the other day, they have the like, they come in the little packet. so they don't exactly i don't want that, i'll just take hot sauce please.
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10605.000
i was thinking about yo, costco poutine is pretty good! i've been thinking about this, you know, cause uh... i'm passionate. i'm just gonna go to like every fast food place that serves poutine and do a review of it. yeah, that'll that's actually a really good thing to do for your channel, man. i don't think it is. well, i don't even well, i guess i might as well do it for a channel. i'm just gonna do it for my own benefit. i had a bombobreaker. i lost.
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his favorite food is fruit by the meter. it's actually foot by like kilometer. i like a lot of foot. um, that's it. that's it. get out of here you hoser. jon, i'm closing you in. close on this. come get a taste. come on big papa. oh yeah. fruit by the meter. you like that?
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that also just came out? i was thinking we'd discuss this new invention that i've heard of called, uh, fire? apparently it's uh, it's what happens when there's like a lot of energy released at the same time in one like very concentrated area. you can like cook food on it, makes it easier to digest. wow, that sounds pretty useful actually. yeah, i mean, you know, most people are saying it's transformative. i think it's kind of just like a flash in the pan. we'll be back to just eating raw lion steaks pretty soon, but. flash in the what?
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i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice.
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wait hold on a second lie on me but we gotta go back a second to eat your food twice that would mean that you would have to either regurgitate or shit the food into your trash is that well that you do it you should hear trash no water bill lately i would just shit on a plate
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nah, it's pretty controlled actually. let's see if i can fix it. i got plenty of time. control you. that's a bit better. girl. you enjoying what you're eating there? you don't like the food you eat, i guarantee it. that's a bit better. oh, oh, it's a little glitter in the corner. you know what? i gotta do this, don't i? no, don't.
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64 to 36. damn. damn. yeah, a really long line for anal would be bad too. well, you know you're in a very weird fast food restaurant when the cashier asks, do you want some fuck with that? or the cashier asks, do you want a side of your own balls with that?
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that makes it somehow dirtier. well, it's so cold there, but you're nice and warm in there. yeah, it's like there's something with the snow, but you gotta stay warm. like, an alaskan cream pie is pretty clean. it's the only way to stay warm in the snow these days. you call it the kentucky cream pie. that's the one that i was like, popped in. no problem. kentucky implies a whole different thing. yeah. that's true. that's a cream pie that you make with your sister. oh, man. i was talking about the food!
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cuz i thought it might have been permanently, like, per each character, that percentage is now gonna be set where you last left it. so you always have a shitty chance to donate each time. i don't know. yeah, lisa, you did play the flute for over ten years with your little flute hands. i did win my run, so i will happily retire for the evening. go get your food! yeah, i'm gonna go make a pizza. thanks for hanging out on the show, and thanks for hanging out for a few minutes afterward. no problem, my pleasure.
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but uh... so i see the horse, he's eaten out of his food pan and the pan gets empty, finishes the food. and i see the horse, he does like a double take. he like looks at the pan, looks at the baby. looks at the pan, looks at the baby. and then you just see the horse kind of slowly push his mouth into the baby carriage. and then at the last second the mother notices and pulls the baby carriage back. oh my gosh. but that horse almost ate that baby!
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the money coins i think about that sometimes like that an animal has like no concept of what food is like they have natural instincts about what's food like if we're cooking like uh some pork or something our cats will get up and be like oh it smells pretty good but they'll also just like eat
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like a key off your keyboard. it would be awesome if there could be like a way to have like a cat orientation. it'd be like, this key is not food. i would love to watch a cat orientation that'd be adorable. yeah, like right before they go to cat college.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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alright, we all ghost them. rocklysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me over at youtube.com slash rocklysmile. there's gonna be isaac, there's gonna be fallout glitches and bugs and silly things. there's gonna be undertale every day. and you can find me here as well on twitch.tv slash rocklysmile. you can follow me on twitter at rocklysmile if you're interested in knowing when i go live for streams. there may be one late tonight. again, i was saying yesterday to do this, but i want to make duck game levels on stream, so maybe i'll do that tonight later. but i'm gonna take a break and get some food for now.
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there's a proof of concept in there. you just had to float like eight or nine bricks so that the other punchline could hit properly. you just gotta fail like nine or ten jokes so nobody expects the eleventh one to be good. and then they're primed for laughter. i don't know if that's priming people for laughter. yeah, man. i think that's what adam sandler tried to do. he just doesn't have the good one. cold food is always easier to heat up. just thermodynamics.
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chicken. you don't have very high standards for him. it's gonna work! if you got a short tie in fried chicken, you're halfway to winning the election in my eyes. you ain't playing political machine, what's with all the politics? i want a guy who's a fast food mascot. i want a guy who doesn't exist. i've got the perfect accompaniment to this actually. because believe it or not, one of my most recent scripts
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i would agree with your assessment. if someone was like, you gotta chug all this gravy, i'm like, i can't swallow that much gravy, man. swallow the gravy. did i tell you guys about the time i had to eat a bunch of pancakes covered in baby food? what do you mean by had to? i had to. i was made to do it. was the freaking microwave guy trying to do this to you? no, he wasn't part of it. he was on the campus at the time. good morning, wildcats.
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yeah, he really should. carcinogenic rice a roni! he was the only one ever eating any of the food, so at least he had that going for you too. i really like the one where he just strains out the microwave spaghetti all over the floor. all the comments are like, he just strains shit right out of the... oh man. do you think josh is still in the call? i hope so.
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twitch.tv slash northernlion slash chat is the number one place for min maxing restaurant orders. get the maximum amount of great food for the smallest price possible. oh, you're just gonna give him the stink face. give him the old one. oh, it's sweaty in there. with the balls on his eye patch. that's what it's there for. this is too explicit for twitch tv. some real worm on worm action right here. right here. what's that?
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so they stole somebody's food, broke into their house, and then beat off in their fridge? why would you beat off in the fridge? what the fuck was that? that was a really great shot. oh, wow! i don't know how you'd mentally get to that place that like the only solution now is it's time to beat off in the fridge. i want to believe it was just like an impulse decision.
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well, that's a small improvement. that's the name of my dick! i can't really justify going after you here since you're having some trouble getting around. oh, come on. i can take it. alright. i'd do the same to you. if you had to fuck any fast food mascot, which would you fuck? wendy. wendy is like 9 in that picture. fucking asshole. no, no, no, i'm talking about commercials, wendy.
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is that just like a local restaurant? harvey's is a canadian fast food chain. okay. i'd fuck the chick from chick fil a. i'd fill her a. okay! i'd fuck the dairy queen. i thought that would work. the dairy best queen. have we ever actually seen the dairy queen? for sharing a banana supreme. who is this?
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are we? i'm sorry. also the canadian version of a&w. you didn't mean to waste your fucking time. i believe long john silver's as well. now long john was a former member of yum food brands. sorry to disappoint you. he went solo. he's the jerry halliwell of yum brands. i'm not jerry halliwell, i'm jerry cowell.
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come on, man. are you gonna fight in there? sometimes you gotta, you know? sometimes you have no choice. nothing wrong with that. which fast food restaurant would you fuck? uh... no, come on. that was a broad generalization of the topic. we're talking... okay, so like the actual question here is which mascot would you fuck? the hamburglar.
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