Quotes about “folding shirt”
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your ass was not going to threadless.com in 1999 and being like, give me a shirt with timmy from undertale on it. you were going to some hardcore show in a church basement where there was like a folding table with a bunch of band shirts on it. that's not what they're talking about, okay? now in university, i had a lot of very cringe graphic shirts.
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try to open the door, realize i'm opening the door the wrong way. open the door again, get part of my shirt caught in the weird bi folding door. get my shirt out of it, everyone's looking at me. they go back to my seat, but why the hell everybody else goes to the bathroom and then they're spending like 30 minutes in there and then i go in and it doesn't even smell like shit! how'd you take a 30 minute piss in the bathroom, bro? we're a captive audience here.
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if i'm ever outside of the house and i have to oh, hey, i know you've been working at old navy for 10 years. did you know you're holding you're folding the shirt wrong? you're actually folding the shirt wrong. there's a more efficient way to fold the shirt that i saw online. oh, you're taking offense to this because you've been doing this for 10 years and i've never folded a shirt in my life? okay. fuck you, man. that's why. that's why. yowch. actual straw man? this is not a straw man.
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and even through to like, you know, freshman year, sophomore year of university, these youtube videos would go viral. that's like the, here's how japanese people fold t shirts and they're folding a t shirt in like two seconds. and that's arcane knowledge back then.
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that was an interesting sound. i'm with you on folding clothes, i think you should fold them. but not because i think it's a good idea, just because it's like a stupid tradition that i've been doing. in some places though, they'll shame you if you don't iron your clothes and i think that's going too far. that's, yeah, you don't need to iron your clothes. there are times that you iron, but not all the time. yeah. why not iron if you're gonna fold? because folding takes care of that shit for you most of the time. well, yeah, like, i'm not gonna iron a t shirt.
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why don't you just there are laundry services that'll do it all for you? you just drop it off. no but i want to make a million dollars. i don't want to pay someone twenty bucks. how would it fold it? it would just smush the shirt. no but then on the inside you'd have like little gears and stuff. oh okay. see that's the part you should have explained. collecting it and folding it. yeah yeah it would like as you turn the crank it would you know like manipulate it in such a way that it would definitely fold it in a good way. the best way.
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i have always been, hold the t shirt out by the shoulders, fold the two sleeves backwards, then fold it in half across the prime meridian, and then fold it in half twice the other direction. she is folded in half across the prime meridian, then fold the sleeves back and fold it twice. you fold it into thirds? well, yeah, if you're folding for like, you know, to show off a logo on the front in the closet or whatever. i will say i had 10 minutes of free time on sunday.
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it's like if you divided laundry as like one person puts it in the washer and the dryer and one person folds. i will put it in the washer and dryer any day of the week. it takes 30 seconds. you just put the clothes in, you put the soaps in, and then you flip the knob and press the button, then you come back in half an hour. the folding is the annoying part. that's where it takes, you know, 25 seconds a t shirt times all the things that you got.
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and learning from doing things in a hands on manner, everybody else is instead just going to r slash today i learned and going well i'll be by the time i'm ever asked to do anything irl i'll be level 99. if i'm ever outside of the house and i have to oh hey i know you've been working at old navy for 10 years did you know you're holding you're folding the shirt wrong? you're actually folding the shirt wrong there's a more efficient way to fold the shirt that i saw online.
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