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if i'm ever outside of the house and i have to oh, hey, i know you've been working at old navy for 10 years. did you know you're holding you're folding the shirt wrong? you're actually folding the shirt wrong. there's a more efficient way to fold the shirt that i saw online. oh, you're taking offense to this because you've been doing this for 10 years and i've never folded a shirt in my life? okay. fuck you, man. that's why. that's why. yowch. actual straw man? this is not a straw man.
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why is your way wrong? i don't know, man. it's two things, right? like one thing is like, i don't know, and then the other one is i'm not good at shapes to begin with. so i'm like a... fuck you. i'm like a preternaturally bad folder. but like when i fold my t shirts, for example, imagine a t shirt right here. i fold the sleeves to the back. then i fold the shirt in half of the waist with the collar facing the front.
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how do i do the t shirt thing? i made that one up, but if you ever find a foolproof way to fold t shirts that look as good as the t shirts are folded in a clothing store, let me know. kate, i will admit kate, i resisted for a long time because what is a man if not someone marching to the beat of their own drum? but i went from, i'm trying to, now i can't remember, i got to hold the t shirt in my hand. i used to be a
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why don't you just there are laundry services that'll do it all for you? you just drop it off. no but i want to make a million dollars. i don't want to pay someone twenty bucks. how would it fold it? it would just smush the shirt. no but then on the inside you'd have like little gears and stuff. oh okay. see that's the part you should have explained. collecting it and folding it. yeah yeah it would like as you turn the crank it would you know like manipulate it in such a way that it would definitely fold it in a good way. the best way.
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you had to just like hope you met somebody that had some kind of like cool secret way. they're like, oh, here's the trick to like doing this. and then, you know, you would spread it by word of mouth. i thought the internet was going to like revolutionize it. i thought it was going to democratize those neat little tricks. and then, you know, we all learned how to like fold a t shirt properly in four seconds. and that was the only one. like every other life hack is actually is just useless. it's just not good. we'll take it. we'll take it.
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it wasn't chamois butter. i want to say it was called body glide or something. your nipples should have a foreskin, i guess is what i'm trying to say. that way it would protect your sensitive skin from your athletic shirt and then when your nipples got hard that shit could just fold back or whatever it does. i don't know. i'm not really familiar with how it works to be honest. there's like a little
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and learning from doing things in a hands on manner, everybody else is instead just going to r slash today i learned and going well i'll be by the time i'm ever asked to do anything irl i'll be level 99. if i'm ever outside of the house and i have to oh hey i know you've been working at old navy for 10 years did you know you're holding you're folding the shirt wrong? you're actually folding the shirt wrong there's a more efficient way to fold the shirt that i saw online.
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getting information that you fought for, that you fought in the fucking gladiatorial arena to learn that information. how do i do the t shirt thing? i made that one up, but if you ever find a foolproof way to fold t shirts that look as good as the t shirts are folded in a clothing store, let me know. kate, i will admit, kate, i resisted for a long time because what is a man if not someone marching to the beat of their own drum? but i went from
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