Quotes about “florida uber driver”
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1973.98
and she was a perfectly great uber driver. i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey, did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like a different breed. yeah, you don't. something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and a cast on his hand.
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839.54
so i had two uber drivers in florida and this is like, i get that this is not the best way to get a representation of the average floridian. first uber driver, gospel music 110 decibels.
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872.54
and she was a perfectly great uber driver, i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like... florida's a different breed, man. yeah, you don't... something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and it cast on his hand.
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902.660
i consider myself a little bit, i'm like a gaming anthony bourdain. every time i'm in florida and something goes wrong, like i interface with one of the not nice elements of floridian culture, like my uber driver watching youtube shorts while speeding on the freeway, i just imagine to me, i imagine in my head, i go, i'm anthony bourdain, i'm anthony bourdain.
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1670.56
they might kill you basically. i mean it i think you'd be lying if it didn't go through your head at least as a canadian visiting florida but our uber driver was just like he was lighting this lady up and i was like we're gonna be on the news man she's probably got a like a cz90 in her glove compartment or something like that she might have a p90 in her glove compartment for all i know or like a famas i only know counter strike guns she might have a reaper in there or a
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