Quotes about “floating”
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2459.880
it was pretty okay. is it being the tits a good or a bad thing? that's good, right? how could it be a bad thing? let's run through the logic here. well things go tits up, which is bad. hmm, but that means that's because you're like on your back floating in a river or something, right? but also being face down is bad, so there's no position if you're horizontal that actually is good. what if you're on your side? yeah, it, well... yeah, there's no saying for that i guess. tits sideways. tits back, tits front, tits sideways.
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9581.860
there's a like a wormsy kind of game that's coming up that's in development right now and it's sort of like a physics based thing where you build a huge structure and then you shoot cannons at each other's structure and it's all 3d and it looks really cool and i wanted to get a copy of that eventually. yeah. i've talked to the dev a couple times, i figured it'd be good for the show maybe. i like wormsy stuff. i can't actually remember what it's called right now. i don't know how many use these floating platforms but it could be fun.
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9891.480
how did it blow up? i shot it with another cannon before it made it all the way. okay. and there's another. that's right. i'm familiar with this strategy by now. yeah, you kind of just like overload them. that's the idea anyway. it's actually nice to have these floating turrets to just kind of throw another one in the distance somewhere. you know, it makes it easy to protect. oh shit. oh my baby.
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1965.340
he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels.
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2159.440
is it the portal gun? no, there's just like a box of corruption floating around. what? yeah, it's just a glitchy box and it's just kind of bouncing around. is that missing? no? yeah, that's game breaking bug right away. i've had it a lot. i have no idea what it does. it can be it stuns and confuses things if it goes through them. pretty garbo. good to know. i'll stop prioritizing it in green mode. thank you killer krampus for the sub!
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5983.660
thank you very much lobstrocity. like a lobster atrocity? a lobstrocity? thank you very much for your subscription. oh. draggy, you're a brave fucking man. apparently if you're floating you can still die on the spikes. really? maybe it has to be water spikes. we'll test it further. oh! oh! sew your shoes, how do you feel about that? oh goodbye. i broke the structural foundation of that level. it's a great song.
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8142.280
i was the greatest goal of all time! it's the elucidator, he's the greatest mod of all time. he's up there, you know? in like an eight way tie. i'll punish your cube, nick. really? whoa! that was amazing! that was incredible! they were punishing my cube. look at this goal, it bounced around. he's like floating around. he scored it with his ass by accident. it's beautiful. he has blasted it. alright, we can still do this. yeah, dude. probably. you gotta smash the ball in the corner.
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10770.460
and i get the car battery, which i've gotta take. this evil eye item is cool. like, spawns like a little floating eye that goes in the direction of your tears that you shoot, but it shoots its own path of tears? huh. it's weird. more tears the better. that's my philosophy. onan's was easy, actually, but... yeah, i wanted you to start off with isaac, not chocolate milk and regular tears, so you're welcome to edmund for giving you chocolate milk. if you find piercing, you automatically lose the challenge, though, so... gg.
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6880.780
in french it's pommes. it is pommes. and then a potato is pommes de terre. yeah, it's an apple of the earth. the apple of the earth? that's pretty cool. that's pretty dope. josh, this is uh, that was a sick goal, btj. yeah, this was awesome. yeah. um, floating. mostly went okay. um, excuse me? there wasn't there on my screen. aren't apples the apples of the earth? no, apples grow in trees, not in the earth. yep.
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4584.720
no! what is happening?! but i like it! i'm fine with it! no! don't get me in the air again! no! he just kept floating! freedom, freedom! shut the door, shut the door. oh, doors. it never messes that up either. i'm like way off my game today. that is hilarious. also, rob always wins. shit. that's true. fuck!
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5286.720
you can go in the rocket, it jettisons you out into space for like four minutes of weightlessness and then you come back to the earth. when you say it jettisons you... so like you're in a command module at the top and it... oh okay so it doesn't just like... it's not just you floating in space. yeah that's the end of your life. it's assisted suicide but it's a good way to go out so...
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well if the choice is between like die in an embarrassing way that's sort of like reprehensible versus die in a cool way in space then yeah, but like you don't get that option usually. i don't know though man i feel like i'd rather pass away like peacefully in a bed surrounded by my loved ones than like scared shitless in a little command module floating in space. yeah. like as that happened i doubt i'd be like, eww this is awesome! you know?
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it's like the philosophical question of the teleporters. like, are you coming back? is it you coming back on the other side of the teleporter? well, if you want to get technical, we're constantly replacing ourselves on a second by second basis. the universe is constantly expanding and floating on itself, so we live the same life twice. mmm. that's a possibility. all right, we gotta defend this thing for one point several minutes. easy. i got a sweet ass airstrike ready to go.
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10037.240
i'm glad so many people have... they resonate with the 3d mayo suggestion here. 3d mayo is too much, man. did you just knock a little bit of the floating stage away somehow? yeah... i've never seen that happen before. god damn it! oculus mayo. dude, i'm gonna get an oculus rift and then just swim in a pool filled with mayo. what is your... what is this mayonnaise fascination with you?
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i like gee whiz better. you go close. why is uh, cash cap invisible? i just see a shotgun kinda just floating around, shooting around. what about now? are we in the game yet? we're fine to me. yeah you're still just invisible. holy fuck. i see him on my side.
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whoa, okay, i'm bugged or something here. what's going on? i joined nick's game and it gave me my shotgun from the previous game. it's called stuck game. yeah, i threw my shotgun off of myself and now it's floating in the air. you'll be fine when we get into the map. do you see it floating in the air? oh my god!
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