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9769.800
you've had all sorts of things. you ever had cow tongue? yes i have. mm hmm, me too. it was good. it was pretty solid. i had it in a korean barbecue place. i had it in a taco. whoa! that's a surprise. yeah, rabbit taco, beef tongue taco... they had a bunch of interesting tacos. screwing up all these shots. flashlight reviewer, thank you very much for the subscription.
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10197.700
get out of here you fucking dick! now if you take their heads, um, we can use their heads for fuel. i need like a flashlight or something though. uh, yeah, we're gonna make a uh, we're gonna make a fire. a lantern. cook up some shit. uh, if you don't mind i'm just gonna dig up this grave. yeah, by all means. have a great time.
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733.720
i think these are a little biased. it was joker's heart, dude. that takes you to like a devil room, right? takes you to a devil room. yo, but c3po's a little bitch. also, when you watch the prequels, you realize that obi wan kenobi is actually a fucking asshole. like, remember r2d2, luke skywalker gets hit by the tusken raider, and then obi wan kenobi scares him off by putting this hood over his head and shouting at him and shining his flashlight. and they just run away. and then...
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9470.200
dude they could just have a flashlight like glued to a brick wall. oh god. and they just collect the drippings from the other side. oh god. what's wrong about that? we didn't need the visual representation. i had a feeling i knew what they were gonna do with the flashlight. foxy you're about to get fucking quiplashed bud. dude there are actually a couple churches that have drive throughs.
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2016.160
can't buy beer so you drink like fucking do shine and shit right like racing fuel mix the mountain dew that's like you're too young to like have a credit card, so you can't buy a flashlight but you still want experience so you take a gallon ziplock bag and you put a bunch of vaseline in it and then you put it in a cardboard box behind your bed and fuck the shit out of it you know like that. oh, we've all been there. we've all been 15. yeah, you understand? oh
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9646.280
brop a fribe, three fribe. for your health? fribe, three fribe? uhh, i think i have a problem. jack it until it's numb? get some icy hot. i love that in the departed when jack nicholson throws all that coke on the bed and he's like, don't stop till you're numb. it's like that but he throws like a flashlight on the bed. oh, god. don't stop till you cum.
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7645.500
fuck my ass. i'm gonna decline personally. i keep calling them iterator things. what's the flashlight do? oh if he's shining in the killer's face he gets blinded. oh good luck with that shit. oh i'm gonna have luck with that shit. what's the flashlight button? right click. okay. chad can you guys hear the audio? i want to find other survivors and huddle together for warmth.
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7827.880
like a trick to know where more generators are cuz i think i'm just the wrong you can look for the lights like the light fixtures they have a little bit of verticality to them. fuck you a flashlight in your eye. it's not doing anything oh, it only works if he's holding a body oh
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7987.540
oh god comments the jiggling i'm back to daddy oh i don't like this oh my gosh why doesn't my flashlight do anything nick if it's just you you can take that escape hatch over there and a nice spot for you on the next hook nick well that he's coming to save yourself nick
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8491.500
alright, don't mess the quick time up guys. there's a sound that triggers. oh, yeah, it goes faster. oh sick there's a sound that triggers right before the quick time. the closet goes faster. yeah. oh you motherfucker. you failed me. you failed me. this is your fault. i'm mad i didn't even fuck you guys. i can't fight this feeling. get my flashlight over here. deep inside of me.
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8966.720
what? did you find it? that doesn't seem right. we can do it dude! oh! oh no! oh no! is it this generator? yeah, totally! i don't know what's happening right now. what was that? what was that running path? flashlight my dick guys! the flashlight is worthless! i should've flashlighted. i fucking got one of the generators.
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9268.440
if you die with an item though, you lose it forever but there's also treasure chests in the game where you can find items and you get to keep those. yeah, i like flags they're cool. hey, yeah, i found a biscuit. thank you. all right. yeah, you're me me and you why do you? your arm for twins minus my flashlight arm. oh fuck. i mean top of the morning ball sack arena okay
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9816.140
it's an alright mouse. it's not, you know, it's no complaints. yo, but are you playing in a tournament with it? if so... i'm playing in a tournament right now! if not, it shouldn't be called a tournament mouse, because that's misleading. i'll have to make a tournament now. and then use my controller to play in it. my tournament edition razer controller that i don't have. alright, screw the flashlight. what else do i got? first aid kit all day. you can start with a first aid kit? oh yeah.
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11080.340
whatever i got three of the generators i could probably saving people is you need like more than one person if the killer is anywhere around the person getting sacrificed because you have to have somebody like flashlight them or distract them so the other person can run in yeah exactly no spider daddy be me up i went back to go home my friends. i did i did yeah, and you know what rob that was a fucking mistake yeah, leave your friend behind
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6762.240
stop trying to save me! he's too close! there's no way you're possible to save me! dude, i have a fucking flashlight. just get the door, man! don't save your don't save me! save yourself! escape! we got you, rob! yeah, i figured as much, really. that's quite alright. i got three, i feel pretty good about that. you should. you got two. yeah, in the end.
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7088.400
how do you get a 600 or 700 points for i get 600 700 again? well, i did literally nothing and i got 2,000 oh he's near me don't come near me if you're aiming to come near me yeah, i mean i went for the old flashlight in my eyes there, but you don't work out very well. he's not near the hooks you got on the opposite side of the bus the bus of the undead oh
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8004.200
alright, i got a generator of friends. oh, you're still here! not such a good move there. yeah, i thought you were farther behind. it's fine. there's definitely not a hook anywhere near me. i think i had the flashlight in your face for a good three straight seconds. tell me again about that hook and how it's not near you. this doesn't work. this is a bugged hook. oh. he didn't fall for it, guys. did he remind you guys that he's playing trap man? yes.
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11375.100
uh, it has like a limited amount of abuse that it can give. that from like a game standpoint makes sense for the flashlight. it makes no sense at all. i ran out of gauze. what's the point? yeah, but why would you ever like want to have a medkit partial heal full? yeah, that doesn't like it provides you with no benefit or penalty. it gives you a tiny amount of points. yeah.
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10474.940
okay, i don't know about this one though not flashlight blackened out his entire face. oh, i can't spell this word for shit. did i get right? no, i did not shit fuck. i'm not gonna be able to spell it google search copy paste done
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4871.000
she told me not to run this way! that was close to the rob screen. if any of you told me i was supposed to have used the flashlight, you can eff right off. that's bullshit, i just got caught and i was waiting for ages. sorry, we were having a party. i found the trapdoor boys, don't worry.
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