Quotes about “finland”
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and the world's no physical guy, but when you swing the bat it really makes me fly, my name's dolan. d o l a n, dolan. what too many letters for lola? sliders sound so weird, don't have them in finland. they're just little hamburgers. can i ever see an order of sliders instead of like an entree hamburger? i'm like, what are you trying to prove?
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i took that. i'm from finland, can it confirm? lots of eggs. i'm telling you man, scandinavia is down with the baldness. what's a neopoint? underground monorail? cause he spent 1.3 million neopoints today. it's probably like neoped currency or something right? you think so? is that still a relevant thing in the world? probably not, that's why he's liquidating his investments man. sell high! yeah, sell at 420 and then sell. always.
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why doesn't my stream get 175,766 viewers? ryan! is that what the analyze s has right now? yeah, yep. how many? 175,000. why does the team you're saving take us to sweden in the wjc bronze medal game at 9am eastern time tomorrow? who the fuck plays tuesday morning? it's the world juniors, man. yeah, it's too early for world juniors. that's exactly what they always are. that's... that's too early. it's in finland, dog.
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well you guys should have no excuse then. please give him an arrow. there we go. oh. fuck. it's like, i'm gonna detail this window, put a bird outside, like... oh i spelled it with two a's. i was like, what the fuck? that's how they spell it in finland. i was used to leaving the last s off for savings and i kind of forgot if there's supposed to be an s or not at the end, the second s. yeah.
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apparently has a 9% on rotten tomatoes. that's higher than i expected. if that was a guess, i wouldn't have gotten any points on it. i promise. oh, we could do like 40 fucking rotten tomatoes movies prompts for yeah. see look, eddie murphy has a comedy show like months ago in finland. i don't know why i'm like completely unsurprised by eddie murphy's finland popularity.
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but denmark is not part of scandinavia, denmark is part of the nordic countries and the baltic states, but scandinavia is only norway, sweden, and the easternmost northeast top two thirds of finland, but only between december and april, as long as it's been a particularly good yule fest. you get to not talk right now. i remember the places she says she's from and then every time like i'm gonna say the wrong one, so i'm just not gonna say it.
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denmark i can't quit this game. yeah, it gave me an error. i'll definitely quit it no, i was trying to click the x but oh and none of it definitely scandinavia denmark is like more scandinavia than finland is really that's bullshit. yeah, you think about it. it's bullshit no, i have bullshit. my says we're part of scandinavia denmark is come i doesn't know the truth denmark's connected to mainland europe. oh
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oh my, did you know that? you don't know the truth. sweden's got that sweet little overhanging dick that comes down with finland. and norway. that's called norway. my favorite part actually. oh, you mean the other part? well, i mean it's all part of the dick. yeah. yeah. well there's like two dicks. there's the dick on the side that's norway. and then on the other side is finland's dick. that's just what one dick looks like. rob, invite me to your game. wait, i'm... alright. yeah, rob, hurry up and invite us. rob, i've been waiting all day. create game, uh...
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what's the capital of helsinki? helsinki is the capital of finland, obviously. oh, did you guys know? we could have up to 16 players in this game. alright, let's invite everyone. don't invite austin. everyone get in there. i don't know what's up to you guys. but anyway, advanced settings. invited to watch your broadcast. thanks josh. do i just set it on... set it on 6? josh, stop that please.
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let's go patrick!" and like shouted as loud as they possibly could and like it didn't matter if he was in his own end or like you know had a scoring chance. just let's go patrick! and it was crazy. they were extremely proud. but you know what green day always said about the finnish people, nice guys finish last. nice guys finish last of course. i get it like finland. track one off of nimrod. save me! save me!
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need to talk is there anyone from denmark in the chat right now play a little game with me what do you call if you're from finland wait? what do you call what if you're a person from finland is? finnish
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you're not danish. you're making up like a new demonym special just for you. wait, i think you did that backwards because the only one that doesn't fit. no, i botched the punchline because i was worried about nick's domestic abuse comment. well, so wait, okay. but someone from finland is a finn, someone from sweden is a swede, someone from denmark is a dane. yeah, but they're not a den.
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i am the senate, so... there is a house in jap onee shit! it calls itself nippon! oh yeah, here we go. i'm getting some nippon, just thinking about it. oh, luckily you've got some products for sale that can help you cover those up. i've got stickers i can use as nipple pasties. nice. oh, finland's 100 years old this year.
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i'm the worst at this. helena, stop that! this is like, damn near impossible. you guys don't have malt liquor in finland? you're missing out.
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i asked for conspiracy theories though. yeah. not isn't that not not provable facts. i've got them on video! i've been waiting for the next one. i got my shelter all prepped. i got i hate the theory, and it's not a theory, i hate the stupid joke that finland doesn't exist.
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it's seaworld that doesn't exist. they have a proud history. japan made up finland. i'm making a joke that an entire civilization doesn't exist. you mad bro? i'm not actually upset, i'm just like... it irritates me. if someone did that about america, there would be bodies in the streets. people would be losing their minds. i think we've lost a lot of respect for ourselves lately. so, it's okay.
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