Quotes about “finger my balls”
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i win, i'm the best. well, i mean, uh... frick you off, ashrodah. it's up to interpretation. it's hard to draw this fucking prompt, alright? could've just drawn like a football or something. didn't have to be a triforce giving him the middle finger. yeah, but i wanted some... some nerd in there. i ain't drawing wee wees though. why do i suck so bad, i don't know. that's what your wee wee looks like, buddy. you should see somebody. that's not the golden ratio. my balls have four knuckles. yeah, that was like a 50 50.
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and then me and austin both predicted two big balls would win, so... i predicted that as well. oh, well, i don't know, you didn't get any points for it on my screen. well, that's fucking bullshit! coolest shape for an oversized belt buckle? a finger going into a hand shaped like an o, or a piece of toast? so are we voting for the one we think is gonna win, or the one we like more? the one you like more. well, no, we're voting for the answer to that. oh, i didn't predict this one. so did you predict a different one, rob?
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we could have lived there though, that's what hurts. seven, four. little peaky, the sneaky peaky. why are you so aggro? like it just leads to your death. i got hit. oh, two balls at once maybe? one of the easiest wins of my life, quite frankly. we had them wrapped around our finger. did we have to let them linger? yes.
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well he can make his finger into a dong if he wants to, they showed that off. oh my god. you guys. you guys. he can make a dong because he can control matter? that might change things. is this guy standing up there? yeah he is. i would trade my balls to have batman's powers. the problem though is you need to have like two sets of balls to have batman's powers so you'd be now further away from your goal.
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if you spin someone who's flashing and ko them, you get a big hp boost. hey, nl, i'm gonna be that guy. love your videos. are you ever gonna play summum materna? let me guess. can you ask summum if it's i turn to put my balls on your forehead, nl? middle finger emoji? yeah, okay. here we go.
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uh, can you ask some mum if it's a eight turn to put my balls on your forehead, n.l.? middle finger emoji? yeah, okay. here we go. death wind. oh, you mean, um, what my wife experiences under the sheets after taco night? that's the worst joke. yeah, there's no shot. i'm stoked that the new frasier trailer dropped. i'm never gonna watch it.
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you gotta release as soon as you feel it. no, i know but i wasn't feeling it and my finger slipped. i didn't get paddle fucked. this is what it's like when balls collide. what's that saying? relax, always do it when you want to go to it. relax, just do it. when you want to go to it immediately. well that's hard for some people.
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and then me and austin both predicted two big balls would win, so... i predicted that as well! oh, well, i don't know, you didn't get any points for it on my screen. that's fucking bullshit! coolest shape for an oversized belt buckle? a finger going into a hand shaped like an o, or a piece of toast? so are we voting for the one we think is gonna win, or the one we like more? the one you like more. well no, we're voting for the oh, i didn't predict this one. so did you predict a different one, then?
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oh for the neko though. oh you cash motherfucker. oh yes. you didn't paddle? i did not mean to release. you gotta release as soon as you feel it. no i know but i wasn't feeling it and my finger slipped. i didn't get paddle fucked. this is what it's like when balls collide. what's that saying like relax always do it when you want to go to it? relax just do it.
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