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oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point.
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okay, kind of, yeah. him, like, as a kid and his voice was really sped up and high pitched and he had behavioral problems. okay. he, obviously, because this is the route you take on youtube, turned it into a feature film. it's fucking john cena's in it! as john cena! like, not, sorry, not as john cena, but as, like, it was not pre john cena being famous. he's just in it. that's weird. it is crazy! you think john cena's in the grumpy cat movie?
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you got some problems, man. i love gold! don't even. i do though. you got some problems coming your way. i got frost towers. i don't even know how those work, but they're coming your way. oh, you think you're original? oh, do you have frost towers as well? i have frost towers right here! where's your... where's your nixon towers, though? oh, that was a good movie, though. i like it. that was a great film! it's a... it's a classic. i think not a lot of people watch that either. i think you're probably right, but it's great. frost nixon is amazing.
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oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room?
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did i... am i supposed to kill him? no. yeah, i would recommend it if you can. why is he hanging? well, he's gonna cut himself up. he's hanging straight swangin', man. wait, wait, wait, he's got gold. he's got gold. what is gold? do you love gold? i like gold as much as mike lalo fox. you know what blew my mind? the other day i realized, whoa, mike myers played gold member in the film gold member.
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he did man. he's like i keep making movies. he kept trying to please you but you always hated him. he never goes and sees them in the theater. level with me, have you guys ever seen a gene hackman film in the theater? no. behind enemy lines? no i didn't see that in the theater. royal tenenbaums? no. no, i'm not into that. welcome to mooseport? no, never seen that. never even heard of that. that was a trick question, nobody saw that one in the theater.
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napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely
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bear and i also tried out some characters last night one of which is kind of senile michael caine forgetting what christopher nolan movie he's in and then christopher nolan having to remind him. i like it. michael caine will be like, oh i wanna be batman. mike, mike you can't be batman mate. this is the 2014 film interstellar. matthew mcconaughey goes to space. there's no batman in this movie michael.
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those are pieces of media that i know very little about. i know almost nothing about them, except the names of every single character. where they went to school and their family. what happens to them in the made for tv film after they stop making the actual films. i don't doubt that. i found some good stuff guys. we don't want my reflection with the continuum. i would imagine it's not effective. i had piercing maybe.
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was that the grandmother from the nutty professor? yeah, that's kind of what i was going for but it could just sound weird. also played by edward murphy. i wish it was edward snowden. that would be a great film. the nutty professor's 3, all parts played by edward snowden. that's how he sneaks back into the country on a work visa. with a fat suit and a great wig. hug a lass. no, i'm keeping the paper. edward snowden! edward snowden!
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yeah, we got a goal here. we can do this. just keep it up. there really should be a goal here. i don't think we got a goal here, guys. rick is to like get the square to behave as much like a circle as possible. yeah, just trick it into thinking it's a circle. circle takes the square. oh, yes! parisburg! there was a goal there. here we look before the whole time. he instantly quit after he did that. instantaneously. we fucking kissed the sky there. isn't that a 007 film? yeah, sky kisses.
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in the world of tomorrow. i kinda like that. such a sky kisser. this guy's name is dunkaccino. like al pacino's fictional dunkin donuts beverage from the 2010 adam sandler film. very observant. yo, the dunkaccino was real. still real. you need to bring it back. i thought it was still a thing.
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yeah, we can't open this up to every film. it's like, ah, tim burton is in it. this is my life's work! tim burton made it. disney porno movies! this isn't even fucking disney! just get out of here with this bush league shit! take that over to vivid! we don't deal with amateur hour over here! i think that joke relies on us knowing, like, the names of multiple movie studios. i just made that one up. oh, you made up vivid? no, that's real. yeah, i got no idea. tinderella.
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yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him.
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king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as...
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no, i lived through that sneeze. oh, okay good. didn't live through that though. i'm ready. put me in coach. put me in coach carter. i've been approaching student athletics with a renewed focus on academic rigor. that's a joke about the film coach carter. i liked it, yeah. i was into it. oh. it's not really a film, it's more like a philosophy. that's true. woo! i'm ready. woo! hey!
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so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow.
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i know, but like they don't do nearly as many shows as the canadian ones so they're just like taking the day off to work with all these damn companies. yeah, that's stupid. they should just invest more and not help any of them. like youtube now works. dragon's den does literally air about... they probably film like eight or nine episodes an hour for television. right, and they should. it's no shock. oh god, i'm gonna die. don't do it, man. i'm at a half heart! you can't live long enough to make the d12 worthwhile so you can reroll a kid's frog into some red poop. this floor sucks!
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bumble primes, thank you for your subscription as well. it's another two and a half minutes of bear dick. yeah. bumble primes, that's a really good dick nickname. yeah, that's a good one. bumble and the primes, there we go. it's like a band and you're junk. bumble, bumble and the primes. that's the elton john song, benny and the jets. benny and the jets. commonly known for its pivotal role in the climax of the katherine heigl film 27 dresses.
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i got uhh... i got guppy. don't use that word on the show. every time i say it you get really uptight for some reason. we don't use that word either. ohp. yeah. really hated that movie, huh? i liked it. it was the worst pixar film out of all of them. that's not true at all. a happy little tree, that's an interesting name for your dick. one makes it grow. one makes it bigger. yeah, i gotcha.
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he got her number. he slammed her up. wait, okay. you know what the actress's name is in good will hunting? oh, i know i do know but i forgot. mini driver. also the name of my dick! it's like a golf club? the mini driver. mini driver is the black haired woman? yes. okay. there's no there's another woman in the film who has i think a swedish last name that i forgot the name of. that is...
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he plays a bank manager in every film. he was a bank manager in heat. the predator of acting. i really like that. he was a bank manager in heatnik. oh yeah? how's that treating him? you probably didn't notice because you were too busy not hearing a word he said. that's true. thanks to sub sub par audio mixing. sorry. 90s, 80s. in the movie heat there's sub par audio mixing? i just couldn't hear it very well. sub par audio mixing is the name of my dick!
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you know, i don't have to be an echolocated dolphin or bat or something. i just scream, "'roundhouse kook!" and then the bouncing of the sound waves off the walls creates a visual picture in my mind, much like neo in the third matrix film could see with a representation based on his own sense of what was happening in the matrix and the machine world. a fangirl stampede is meaningless. one sweep of the leg, they're all going down. they're not getting back up. they got metal in their purses, their cell phones, because they want to take selfies, cell phone selfies with chuck norris.
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