Quotes about “federer”
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why do they do that by the way? it's because they don't, they lack the strength to lift it up. the tennis ball sauce is from scraping on the ground. well see, no, i know what the purpose of the tennis balls is, but what i wonder is since all of them do it, why don't they make the walkers with some sort of inbuilt mechanism? because people like to cut up tennis balls. well what if roger federer came into your place of business one day, he'd be really confused and started smacking the shit out of everything. yeah exactly, he killed granny.
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right? dude that should have worked. that should have worked. oh my! later! who left that? where'd you get that in there? gaping hole there. gettin' gaped. oh my god. josh get out of my zone. what's your zone? i don't know. i was handling the back but then you're sliding all over the place. i got the baseline. i'll be roger federer or you be somebody who's good at volleys. alright. you got it. alright, rog. oh there it is. he got it!
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you want to google it? i'm going to google it. you ready? yeah, yeah. in an internal combustion engine for mixing air with a fine spray of liquid fuel. so it's a fan. ok. no. federer two. federer. i know it. roger. that's a tennis player. so you're not on our team. it's rob in because it's close to roger.
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racket, obviously. i don't know about that one. how would he say specifically federer, though? he hit them like lasers. i don't know this clue, so like racket... roger federer is a famous tennis player. but he was also the number one fan of northernlion. i think we get racket out of the way, because that one's... i don't know. all right. yeah.
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yeah, our booty's round. hell yeah. are you guys sure about that? okay, the other one was federer 2. we never got... what the hell is federer 2? he's roger federer. is he french? he's european of some sort, i think. does he have a lot of fans? does he get a lot of fan mail? you know, like, if he ever has someone, like an opponent, hit a tennis ball at him, he ducks out of the way, so that could be it. you know what i mean? you got to duck out of the way. i kind of want to hit trunk.
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would ryan really expect us to put that all together? he would have said federer, so it has to be tied to him in some manner. yeah. that's like a wild hint. if there's anything european, it has to be that. if the alps are in switzerland and they're european, that's my guess. because he would not give that clue for any other reason. but he would have expected you to know all parts of that because he knows... ryan's ridiculous. he knows i wouldn't know what federer means. but he guessed beastmaster for a film. yeah? did he really not know where the alps were?
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no, i'm fucking stupid, josh. i wouldn't say that, but i thought it. so you really think it's alps? well, the clue is still federer. that's the one we haven't guessed, so it has to do with federer. there's nothing else that's even related to tennis. there's nothing even related to sports besides shot, and no one says tennis shot. yeah, they don't say it. it was a weird stretch. fuck.
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i guess we go alps. i'll click it if you give me your blessing. i give you my blessing. we won! wow. let's go! ryan has a lot of confidence in your federer abilities. i was worth dan and shadow.
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i was like, and i said federer, i was like, they've been making so many jokes about googling. i can't wait until they google roger federer. i wouldn't google it. and see that he's from switzerland. after you got it wrong, you said, maybe i should google costume. and i was, i had, i had a lot of
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but if you're also trying to loop off of it... my first three guesses for cosum were link, robin, dinosaur, and they were all wrong. well, austin held it down with federer, man. i wouldn't have gotten that without him. my last clue was just gonna be shade 1, so, you know, you guys would have gotten fan and shadow. oh, that got fan pushed.
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oh, that's switzerland. yup. yup. so alps or... i can't believe you got alps off of federer. i can't believe it took you so long. oh, it sticks. stiz. stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! stiz! st
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well, google roger federer. oh, it is a thing. oh, yeah. oh, i guess it's a pamphlet. but it's another word for pamphlet. yeah. yeah. google pam pipe solo. i'm what it kind of looks like. kind of looks like a palisade.
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okay, i just don't know what to say about this one. i didn't know this photo existed. snoop dogg? it's roger federer? why is tiger woods holding the trophy? you don't play tennis. spike lee?
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you know pete sampras or roger federer or something like that but i could have been like michael chang and they would have been like look at how cool this guy is with his with his double forehand or something. you know what it is is i feel like someone who like basically i was like a left handed person in the 1930s. my teacher was like you have to write with your right hand and i was like why it feels better to write with my left and they're like you wouldn't get it.
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i mean if we're talking like 2000 to 2010, he's like the number one most notable athlete i think. what about pelé? he wasn't doing shit in like 2006 bro. federer? he clears federer, i'm sorry.
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because there's three federer's. there's federer, there's nadal and there's djokovic. but there was only one tiger, bro. when he put that red polo on, like everybody else must have just been like, i should just go home. i should just stay at the breakfast buffet today. like now, yeah, he kind of, i mean, like his fall off has been crazy. and he does, my two cents, he needs to shave his head. he probably doesn't care. but like, i think he could own the bald look much better than the balding.
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there's no mana strategy that's happening. i'm just trying to use all my abilities appropriately and then people are like, here's a tip if you enter the riddle of the sphinx every time you kill a creep you increase your farm by 1% compounding quarterly. but why not do it? because there's a lot of stuff to focus on. there's not. it's day one of tennis class and you're like here's how roger federer is hitting flat serves and i'm like i don't even know how to hold the racket. oh no and abrams has defected to the enemy team.
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not so confident on the backhand, i see that in my beginner tennis lessons all the time. two handed backhand, actually low key kind of an easier shot to hit than the forehand, but not everybody's ready for that truth bomb yet. i'm a one handed backhander? okay, how do you feel about the fact that roger federer now teaches his kids to play two handed, even though he was a famous one hander? how do you feel about that shit?
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federer, djokovic and nadal. djokovic has the best stats and he's always third in the goat off. and it just makes me think like, what am i missing, man? it's like they always put like a... federer was the goat when i was a teenager. they always put a little tilt factor on federer to put him number one. david now bandian does not clear all of them, okay? if anyone clears is canadian olympic gold medalist daniel nestor.
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or, wait a second, or do we keep it on and play mario tennis fever singles so if i ever play doubles again with my wife i don't embarrass myself and lose aura? i call myself the roger federer of tennis exclamation point prime mr. no backhair mr. new pc
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