Quotes about “feast of the ass”
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catholic holy days. oh, motherfucker. donkeys? feasts of jesus christ? i'm supposed to know everything this motherfucker ate just because he's famous? january observance? there's a holiday in january that's not new year's? i have no idea, man. shrove tuesday? is it wednesday? shrove tuesday? feast? feast of the ass! yeah! i didn't know he was freaky like that, man! that's awesome!
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i went skating for the first time in at least 25 years this holiday season, like not feast of the ass in january, but around like the christmas season. and honestly, like i was worried i was going to fall on my ass. one lap around the rink, i was stumbling and going like, whoa, whoa, whoa. after that, it just comes back to you, man.
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the reroll was good. i can't really offer anything in my ex uh, like any excuse in my own defense here. it's a very solid run, which is only an oxymoron if you're talking about diarrhea. so i'm trying to my new strategy of tap shooting and it seems to be seems to be summoning a lot of flies and you know, it's a little bit less, uh... you know, feast or famine when it comes to the shielded tier action. but if anytime i can land in some kind of sweet ash, uh, sweet ass chocolate milk shot, i'm gonna try to do so.
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i'm yours. you're the fucking evil beating heart of this fucked up town. this bullshit you're trying to lure me into giving it all up so you can feast on my spiritual energy or something. i can be better than her. what else do you want me to be? fucking duplas brothers, the one i love ending. i see through you silent hill, pennsylvanian ass. november 4th, 2024 undecided voter. the fuck are you talking about?
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ah shit, this is a disaster. camel's gonna feast man. he's feasting! he's not feasting that much. he's not, look at it, he's not feasting that much. save the pill. actually, great point. for sure. we wanna see dupes. dupes of something we've got, your ass is dead. thanks for the hp dummy. okay, we see some dupes maybe? no dupes? not a single dupe? i'm not buying like a piece of crap.
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you know what? if we're gonna stick with jaws, then upgrade my jaws. what the fuck? jaws deals 50% less damage but drops twice the food if it kills? oh! you know what? speed me. i need to catch up to some of this prey. please kill. and then it drops twice the food and then we fucking feast? and then we get even fatter off of the fucking food? ass dude. this could be crazy. so we initiate with the charge. ah shit, the charge is too strong.
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tuesday? is it wednesday? shrove tuesday? feast? feast of the ass! yeah! i didn't know he was freaky like that, man! that's awesome! on january the 14th, i'm not even fucking with you. it's my wife's birthday. oh, shit! that's crazy, man. seventh century establishments in north america, middle mississippian culture. motherfucker, man.
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i went skating for the first time in at least 25 years this holiday season, like not feast of the ass in january, but around like the christmas season. and honestly, like i was worried i was going to fall on my ass. one lap around the rink, i was stumbling and going like, whoa, whoa, whoa. after that, it just comes back to you, man.
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it has been zero days since you've slandered. ooh, def leppard. bro! it's not slander if they're actually like kinda ass. that's just called the facts, jack. i'm gonna getcha. he sleep he was sleeping! i'm gonna getcha. oh baby! dude, we are gonna feast here. easiest fishing of my life. yoink. we got two oxygen tanks too. we could farm down here for a little bit. here we go.
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i mean that looks like apple pie to me. i see stuffing or dressing. i see gravy, pecan pie, one of the great pies of our time. i see rolls. i see deviled eggs. i feel like this is like a dirty little secret that thanksgiving as a feast is awesome but individually like almost all of the foods of thanksgiving are kind of ass.
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squelch is a bitch ass. get squelched son. he was just replying to you? he knows what he did. oh, you're a fucking non totem. oh, this guy's got the greatest rng of all time. so when they say happy feast of winterveil, do they mean something other than that? yes, everything other than that. oh shit. pretty much used exclusively as not that. i thought it was just an act of goodwill. nah, dog. i'm so naive.
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