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shooting fat daddy tears. this might be the most familiars i've ever had. i think i'm sitting with either 11 or 12 familiars. i feel like i'm playing snake right now. gotta eat that blue baby at the end. oh, i already ate him. i'm just clearing the chest waiting for you guys. oh, fuck. i'm back in the 6 room. i can't do anything with that knowledge though. i'm so slow. that's not guppy's head. laser beams. that room's kinda evil. help me! rachel! where is she?
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mike myers, maybe people don't know that mike myers is canadian because he's scottish in literally every single piece of media he creates. that's true. trek, he has a scottish accent. i love that guy. so i married an axe murderer. he plays a scottish guy in that. i mean he plays a lot of roles in that but one of them is scottish. fat bastard is scottish. very scottish. i don't know, i haven't seen the love guru.
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bob ross does what he does for you. you're gonna let nick sandbag as he pleases. i don't even think he noticed. i must have missed the first sandbag. i didn't notice i did. i do it instinctively. that's the biggest sandbagging of all. before you even know you're doing it. yeah. i'm the worst. i'll get these accelerators. how's my kitty? he's fat and happy. he's a good boy. that's good, yeah. it's good for a cat, man. he scratched me a lot when i got back, because i guess he was lonely.
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uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab.
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it was such a transformative experience that i thought he was like a different actor. no dude, that's amazing. i don't get it. he said he always plays scottish people too, he doesn't in that. he plays fat bastard who is scottish. yeah? or he plays someone who's british and someone who is like, what ethnicity? i don't know. pardon me? bong in a blintz. that's uh, he's dutch man. dutch, right right right. i'm from holland, isn't that weird?
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i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god.
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no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small.
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do michael caine doing a fat bastard impression? i mean, that's do michael caine doing a scottish accent basically. what? all bigger than you. eye on the food, chite. get in my bedding. that's pretty good. something like that. seemed coherent. that's how he talks. oh. if you use the d4 like right as you pick up the item off the pedestal, it just doesn't reroll the thing. yeah! i've noticed that on the floor job. i've learned that now. what is this item? marked tears. it's like epic fetus tears. that's pretty weird.
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it's come to daddy. come to daddy. come to daddy. come to daddy it is then. oh that's a fat coin. that's a fat daddy coin. did you say clitoris? not this time. daddy's got a chub and tuck for you. uh, not even. i need another... there's my shovel. i mean there's what i was looking for. like, tanny's head, diamond tears against an adversary almost one shot it.
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was that the grandmother from the nutty professor? yeah, that's kind of what i was going for but it could just sound weird. also played by edward murphy. i wish it was edward snowden. that would be a great film. the nutty professor's 3, all parts played by edward snowden. that's how he sneaks back into the country on a work visa. with a fat suit and a great wig. hug a lass. no, i'm keeping the paper. edward snowden! edward snowden!
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i guess i'm not. i should probably look at the article again. thanks very much rainy bat for the three months in a row. it's raining bats. you're my second favorite bat after fat bat who is the isaac enemy. i'm gonna put gold bat or zoo bat, man. they're okay. i like fat bat the most though. why are you talking about pokemon like non stop today, fox? aw, just like it. you've roasted your ass.
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did i tell you yesterday the guy at the dueling grounds is like yo next batch of fat packs you get were $120 that is actually like shouldn't be that he was like he's like because i was explaining i was first asking apparently i'm a friggin moron for asking i understand they sell out, but it's like are you kidding? they'll still go in like three days here, man. i was like, oh, okay
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just don't get it hundred and twenty dollar fat back. yeah, actually the thing was and the things booster packs and like 40 land it's literally like three times the price of what it should be and i asked the guy so it's like foot was like but why? why is it capitalism offensive right and then he's like are you kidding? i just explained it was like it was like the zoolander moment. i was like whoa i
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like, why is... i understand, like, the expected value of the expeditions and shit is higher, but like... uh, it's like, for the fat packs it's because they come with 40 full art lands. and the full art lands are expected to be like, you know, 50 cents to a dollar each. yeah. if truly, in like 10 years. which... i don't know how people can play magic and also eat. it's so expensive.
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wait, did i win? oh yeah i did. damn it! i didn't even get killed by you guys, i just fell in the water myself. what you should do is just buy 80 boosters instead. that's what when he was like, uhh... he was like, oh yeah, so we... we don't have the fat packs, but you know, you can buy the boosters, like, well how much are you charging the boosters? he's like, oh 431, which sucks, really good deal. okay. but he got rid of his stupid, you know, usually they're like three for whatever deal. but he's like, but we removed those.
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i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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would you go in a ring and let 350 pound rikishi smash his ass in your face? for 35 grand a year? yeah, absolutely. for 35 grand. 10,000 times rikishi's big fat ass in your face. he'd be lubed up at that point too. like he's ready to roll.
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even if there's a long line no you just at the gas station you fill it up that's just the that's the rule of the gas station. oh, don't give you this nl you seem like the kind of person that would fat shame somebody at the gym. where does that even come from? that's just rude if they're doing 30 sets on a squat rack or something then maybe i'll be a come on dog
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meatman might fat shame people at the gym. yeah, that's true. that's a chance that probably doesn't fill his car up either why would you not fill his car up and now please explain taking spirit of the night? yeah, you got it. you know that's a really good point i am a zazel i guess you would not fill your car up if you've only got like fit like a 20 in your wallet or something and you don't want to bother with the credit card yo if it's a finance if they go for if you're bothered by the credit card then i
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what did you get, koval? i got battle of zandokar. i'm trying to get all the newest set. i got all the decks but one, including the dual decks. okay, yeah. i got a fat pack, i got a booster box, and i got...
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