Quotes about "family"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

2037.520 wizards of waverly place. yeah, i haven't played that yet, but if you think it should be on my list, i mean, i'll consider it. think the family channel's ever gonna bring it back? i don't actually know what it is. i mean, it says wizards, so i assume it's about wizards, but i don't know... it's about magic the gathering. what waverly place is? mmm. is that like a place that's sort of intangible and kind of wavers around, or...? no, it's the name of a street, you freaking weirdo. Search ↗
2123.000 and apparently people come to see them, but nobody ever comes to see them, so i don't understand that part of it. you know the adams family house is a museum, but no one comes to see him. it's like, that's the, there's a randy newman song in there. somewhere. he's the guy that's always playing piano in the family guy episodes. spooky people got no reason. yeah, it's like that. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

698.640 that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady. Search ↗
1511.800 oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point. Search ↗
1538.960 like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland. Search ↗
1796.420 don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah. Search ↗
6572.600 god damn that knockback! oh, you see that, josh? oh, you fuck! it happened! everybody died! needs a scwanji mask. i'm squanching over here! i squunched my family! oh, don't say that. that's gross. Search ↗
7172.040 also not a shushka. shushka shushka. shushka shushka kaka. shoshana! i made that... because of you, rov, i made that joke in new vegas yesterday. like, i freed a family from this cage in caesar's legion area, and then i took a vat shot at the wife's feet as she was running away, and missed. oh, she's the wife. i was like, shoshana! Search ↗
7222.760 also, venom rob. if an ocelot is not a weasel, then what is it? i thought it was a weasel. i think it's just an ocelot. yeah, but it's like a type of family or something, right? it's fucking five, six, seven, eight, i swear to god. god damn it! that's really good. last one was three, four, five, six. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

2793.920 what is everyone saying? oh my god. oh my god. oh because of crickets. my mom downloaded that. she really? yeah, she would play uh, she really liked to play rock band actually. i got like my whole family into it. don't even give me this shit. it's a decent family game, it is. this is rock band dad's edition. yo, i guarantee all this imagine dragons shit is super daddy. you give it like 10 years, that's gonna be dad anthems. it would just be like rock band blue oyster cult. dads would love that. Search ↗
2966.940 like playing family feud like we do. yeah, exactly. it's like playing the family feud on steam or on ubisoft's ludia platform. the thrill just isn't there. there's no stakes. ludia? never even heard of that. that's the developer of those games. i'm already in the depths? jesus. yeah, yeah, i feel you, man. me too. joker card. Search ↗
7666.980 why would you... look, jackbox is strange. i love you, but this is unusual. well, you know what? that might mean that the rest of the games also have the audience, which would be pretty cool. this is highly unlikely! highly unorthodox! audience mode on. audience mode on. audience timers on. okay. family friendly filter off. yeah. we don't need no family friends. we don't need no family friends. Search ↗
9371.000 okay, i put 600 down. i don't know what is watch your family. oh you guys have not an idea i don't have the option to bid anymore i don't either i get like five seconds to look at the thing and then i get to yeah i just made $2,300 you should wait to bid until like okay. yeah, my like my person said if i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

4340.060 ray romano and gene ackman is a star studded cast. what was that one about there's like the two thieves and then they try to run away from the police and they end up staying with this family because it's winter and their car breaks down and then they have to hide that they're thieves? do you remember that one? Search ↗
4356.720 it's from like the 80s i think or maybe early 90s. was hugh jackman in it? yeah, they're like their car breaks down or crashes or something and then they get in with some family who's having a christmas dinner and they take care of them for a while and they don't want to tell them they're thieves. is it harry and the hendersons? definitely not that. Search ↗
4435.800 he has to... he crashes his car, because his hands are made of scissors. and then he has to convince the family that he's staying with that his hands aren't made of scissors. i think... p'zai should be able to pick up items for you. it's only fair. the boomerang can. the boomerang can. the boomerang can. as it makes the world feel good. is that where you're going with that one? no. chad, it is... it's trapped in paradise. does the glitch... aw shit. they fixed the skeletons. Search ↗
7810.380 it's like a little john or something. oh! you almost rocked me! i tried to rock you. stop, stop not rocking! oh my god, i hate not rockers. hip hockers. and everybody all around the world! and my zoology midterm is tomorrow, what should i know? that's easy. donkey kong plays cool or fun games. yes! i learned that only recently. it's really good man, domain kingdom phylum. class. order. family. genus. species. Search ↗
9759.060 craig and jan did. who's craig? craig? craig brady is their uncle! i've smoked him like that! he banged the whole family. where am i? i hate that table! oh, i'm gonna get the most valuable weapon of all. your brain. oh, i see what you did there. oh, fuck! oh, no! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

4186.920 i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys. Search ↗
8625.480 those are pieces of media that i know very little about. i know almost nothing about them, except the names of every single character. where they went to school and their family. what happens to them in the made for tv film after they stop making the actual films. i don't doubt that. i found some good stuff guys. we don't want my reflection with the continuum. i would imagine it's not effective. i had piercing maybe. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

3102.080 please tell me that that is about anal sex. mud shovel? it's like a spinal tap song. that's a bit uncomfortable to call it that, but yeah. fucking mud shovel. yeah, i was down with stained from their first album, and then i didn't like them after that. they were huge! fred durst put them on the map, man. yeah, that's why i knew about them. i'm on the outside, i'm looking in. they were on the family values tour, i think. Search ↗
8261.120 fuck boy. you gotta go with mathis' family. his dad will buy 20 packs, his sister will buy 20 packs. well i mean truth be told rather than spending 120 bucks on a freaking fatback which is the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you should just buy a booster box and then you get like 36 full hour lands anyway. and then everything that's in the packs, that's probably like 130. as jofos for the six months in a row resubscription, welcome back. Search ↗
10327.940 yeah, they changed up the monopoly in canada this year and it's effing awful. really? yeah, it's like it used to be you could win a million bucks now the highest prize is $10,000. yeah, but every family in canada could win. i just don't like it. all right, probably don't pick up the coffee if you have limited mobility. i won. top strats by fox. i know right? fox is out of control. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

6692.500 with wiz khalifa is the one that's like, black and yellow, black and yellow. no, not that one. it's the one that's like, how can we not talk about family when family's all we got? and it's like interspersed with this montage of paul walker. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

3729.800 nope, nope, not doing that. yeah, i've got the good old fashioned family of five doing loud yard work right outside my house. oh, that's good. well, they gotta clean that yard up, right? they do. trim the hedges and such? they gotta get all those leaves off of there. i've never raked my own yard. i've raked other people's yards, but i've never raked my yard and i'm terrified to do it. Search ↗
9739.200 on the halloween evening of 2008, a convicted drug dealer named quentin patrick fell into a bout of paranoia when his doorbell rang. i already don't like him. and he assumed it was rival gang members there to collect on patrick's life on halloween. and in retaliation, patrick grabbed an ak 47 and fired nearly 30 shots blindly into his door. ha! and killed the family. wow. wow. wow, they were trick or treating. Search ↗
9797.660 like probably here's a cat riding a jet ski and in other news an entire family murdered and eaten by we have cat riding a video footage here at fox 13. what's that one? that's like um Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

2885.520 get the truck that liam neeson kneels on! a neeson! liam neeson, they bought his name. hi, i'm liam neeson. they have my family. Search ↗
2903.160 please buy a nissan. i don't know if it gives you a big dick. i just see my daughter again. this morally corrupt business. in a dystopian future, nissan has kidnapped liam neeson. no, his family. they always leave him alone. except for when they don't, i guess. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸16⧸15]