Quotes about “expect chinese”
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if you want to laugh, by the way, because chinese checkers is actually a german game called like, i forget what it was called, like stone harl or something. but when they released it in like the 30s in america, they were like, we need a marketing gimmick. so they called it chinese checkers. but you should really look up what they were gonna call it before they called it chinese checkers, because it's probably not as bad as you could fathom, but it's about as bad as you might realistically expect.
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pretty sure this is like the part of the broccoli that you're... i mean, i wouldn't say not supposed to eat, but anyway, we ate every part of the buffalo. and it was good! don't get me wrong, it was good. it was also insNLy cheap, as you would expect. but, dude, i love some american chinese food.
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i don't know, i wouldn't say like at the grandmaster level, but she's good. you know she's good so it doesn't necessarily mean anything and unlike ludo it is a game with some skill associated with it now i do expect we might take 10 years to to find a chinese checkers game so in the meantime. why don't we have a nice casual?
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i miss nick mark's official. i know that's right, man. me too. ah, that's true. i guess it's my fault. i shouldn't expect someone who's been on twitch for 13 years to change their behavior in like 8 minutes. that's kind of naive of me. that real change takes time, man. thank you for keeping me honest on that one. i appreciate that. what's your order at chinese restaurants?
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my korean's not so good, their english isn't so good. let's all fucking three of us, let's just learn mandarin. we'll go out for yakiniku and we'll speak mandarin together. it'll be a vibe. you sound american when you speak chinese. mm mm. ni shi. mm mm. pardon me, don't get me twisted. wo bu. wo bu. wo bu shi mei guo ren. ni shi mei guo ren ma. they didn't expect that. they didn't expect that.
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there's more teppanyaki jokes than you would expect. guy who thinks han solo is chinese, guy who door dashes teppanyaki. listen, it starts a little controversial as well. guy who door dashes teppanyaki. i thought that guy was kind of funny. guy who doesn't feel safe when his teppanyaki chef is a woman. i didn't, i was almost not going to say that one but i feel like
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and also a very similar routine to me that causes us to cross paths. and i'm not even like you could create doesn't exist anymore. you can crunkle this if you want. every time i see a cybertruck, i always expect like a young crypto bro to be driving it and 100% of the time it's a chinese grandpa or grandma. and i would not say that if it was 80% incident.
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christmas movie in is a guess. i might have gotten lucky. crazy rich santa, it would have been a great guess man. or crazy santa asian, that'd be a hell of a movie. that'd be a wild one. damn, zam! i didn't expect santa to be asian. that's a certified zam moment for sure. i can, yeah, i'm 10% chinese, i can say it. allegedly, but they won't let me test because apparently 23andme, their whole board resigned.
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living in vancouver. yeah, like we did a lot of korean japanese chinese places you're gonna hear it all the time you see signs everywhere particularly in chinese yeah, yeah, but i mean you're you would expect to see that if you guys are going to like you know freaking like a korean restaurant you're gonna see korean yeah, you know i can't disagree with you on that you have a great you have a great point i
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see that one? that's gonna get like 20% of people. if they showed a histogram after that, i didn't expect them to put the extra e on there. famished. an adjective meaning intense. a succulent chinese meal. regents. a noun meaning a person who governs a kingdom in the minority, absence or disability of the sovereign. regis? steroid. a noun meaning... that one stings. it said regents. then it said a person. so i was like,
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