Quotes about “evil dead”
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i collar the shoulder instead of my hair. uh oh. it's okay, i'm a hunter. oh no, what am i doing? wait, this is so much harder than i thought it would be. it nods, i fucked up so bad. you got an evil laugh. no, no, no. stupid, stupid. 40 seconds. yeah, i think i'm dead. yeah, it's over. it's over.
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this looks like a sam raimi movie, but it doesn't look like evil dead or drag me to hell. but it has, it's got a very sam raimi sort of quality. why did i type dark raimi? brain is not all there today, man. okay, so we're in the american southwest in a station wagon. could be like five easy pieces or something. i don't know. that's harvey keitel. harvey keitel in the 70s. that's tough, man. are you dual? i know this guy.
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and we're dead. we've died in a very embarrassing way. we've died to a basic enemy on the first act after getting the exact deck i asked for. the necrobinder couldn't bear the stench of some evil gas. the necrobinder... who among us, okay? we're gonna lock in, we're gonna hydrate, and we're gonna actually play properly this time. we're going to build an ethereal deck at all costs so we can actually play a banshee's cry. what a turn, man.
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well, it wasn't like a, you know, sorry to harsh the vibes, it wasn't like a dahmer situation. i think we can all agree that the german cannibal is definitely not as evil as jeffrey dahmer. did he eat his penis while he was still alive? or did he kill him and then eat his penis? yeah? no, man. for that reason, i'm out. i guess i wouldn't really be in if he was dead either, but...
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there are no minions. that's true? well, it was fucking one of yours. here's the thing. so your sus range is everything. you are obviously lying, but you might not be evil. learn if any of them are evil. one is evil. you're evil, bro. it's that simple. it's that simple. alchemist can't be corrupted. wait, are you being dead ass with me? also, he didn't tell you to shut up.
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you haven't seen 13 ghosts? i think it might even be tony. no, i don't think it's tony. it might be matthew lillard that gets this. it's like a fucking 13 dead end drive house where there's traps and shit. there's like a plexiglass. the most famous scene is very resident evil one coated. there's a plexiglass door that slams shut like this. and then matthew lillard is going like,
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dead ringers? my winnipeg? the guy madden movie? come on, man. come on. you haven't heard of resident evil revelations? i'm gonna get my ass beat on this one. you haven't heard of resident evil afterlife? resident evil apocalypse? you haven't heard of... well, you got me confused. because you said crazy, but for some reason i thought you were talking about crazy beautiful, the kirsten dunst movie from 2001. my canadian ass hasn't seen any of these. most of us are kind of like,
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i wonder what it means. the sheep that came that was dead and then got reborn from this girl's inside of the body. within you, man is the capacity for evil just built in. that's on fleek, okay? so the horrors of the world made that evil become manifest and you spit it out. now you're spitting evil out into the world and it's actually reflecting back on the people who used to be your compatriots. it's the endless perpetuation of the cycle of violence.
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it's crazy, they brought michael and jackson back. they haven't brought me back yet. so you were in the middle? i haven't been... i haven't had any impact on the game for quite some time. oh, that's the shadow! that's the shadow guy! on the boss! did it all start because of this dead ass rabbit? maybe this girl killed a rabbit. and then she ate it. and gave birth to an evil lamb.
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none of them are evil. not possible. you're dead. finished. it's that simple. okay, now... i think it's pretty clear if you take the easiest cards of all time, it's theoretically not that complicated to actually beat the deck building motor in its present state. but what if we were to take the most complicated cards of all time? what if we were to take cards that required us to do a substantial amount of matrix multiplication?
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if it happens to diogenes, everybody else covers their eyes. everybody else covers their eyes! sorry, they need a different cadence there. how come they didn't put lud in the game? could be the plague doctor. there's one pair of evil. you're literally lying and you're not corrupted, which means you're dead. it's that simple. i'm taking the easiest path i possibly can. i did not get 24 gold. don't be ridiculous.
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if i had it not on a cooldown, then it would just be that nonstop. all of the modern lovers tracks. no evils adjacent to me. are you being dead ass? number two or five is a minion. bro, you're number two. number three was affected by evil? i think we gotta test that. number three is not corrupted. they could be a second empress though. number one was affected by evil.
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4, 5 or 9. if we trust that you're true, 4, 5 or 9 and you're 4 or 5. okay, so i think we have to clear number 4. how does one do this? by using number 4 doesn't make sense. we know you're evil. you told the truth. if you say there's one evil, you're good. if you say there's two evils, you're dead. there's one evil. motherfucker. then we kill number 5 because they were lying. it's that simple. learn how far i am from closest corrupted. judge is too easy. let's do it.
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you did not, you did not cure two corruptions. you're literally just lying. between two and five there's a villager and a minion. bro, that's a self report. you're dead. number seven was affected by evil. that checks out guys. they're dead. lillis is dead. between two three seven there's a minion, a villager and an outcast. and there's a witch somewhere. okay, it's easy. it's actually so simple. between two and five there's a villager and a minion.
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i didn't think about that. i basically, i think it's you and it was you. i couldn't, i saw it in my brain. it's one of those things where like you can have an idea that exists in your mind, but you can't figure out how to put it into words. i couldn't figure out how to put the logic in words, but i knew it was one of yours. closest evil clockwise, two pairs of evil. so the doppelganger was telling the truth. they're still dead to me. that's the important part. lillis is two cards away from closest evils.
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if truthful, wretch looks like a cabbage to me. so there is a bit of an edge case i was not aware of. that one stings. i'm three cards away from a corrupted character. you're literally lying because you are dead and we're not corrupted and you're just a wretch. one is evil, two, six or seven. so that seems to check out. three pairs of evil would mean that they're all in a row.
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both of the canadians are so dead right now. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. i think he's gonna get it. both of you canadians are so fucked. i'm now in last. maybe golf is evil and maybe that's awesome.
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