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it'd be real frustrating. aw, six months, jeez. ryan, did it take six months off your life? i gotta make it to the single lay the single lay the single layers? the single ladies? i gotta make it to all the single ladies. hey, single ladies? yeah! quantic brad, thank you for being timed out. i thought that was a subscriber. i was gonna make a joke about quantic dream and everything. man, i was way ahead of myself on that one. i like it. yeah, me too.
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think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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you keep your arugula, you keep your goddamn spinach. that's exactly what i was just gonna launch into next is like, you get your arugula, you get your tzatziki, you toast your baguette and you got it going on. no, i'm is this my turkey or a smoked gouda? i'm all for everything like the gouda, the tzatziki is amazing. it's one of those sauces i can put on most things. it's not a sauce, it's a spread. whatever. it's a condiment. it's a sauce.
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once you have the reaver, you're pretty much set for everything else. if you know what i mean. oi! oi! permit card? where does that take you? the shop. it takes you to the shop. i knew that. that's why i said it. let's see, like the lollipop. don't lick your lollipop, jessica. don't lick my lollipop! eh, you might lick it. no. i'm not... i mean, god. eh, i'm not gonna do it. don't knock it till you try it. you might salty. it is possible. i mean, i don't know. let's go this way.
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it also allows you to like, hit it and be like, oh yeah that was a pass. like pretend that you did it on purpose. yeah? yeah i know that game. ahh you cock! everything's fine. oh, it's fine. oh nice stop. that was on purpose. oh that's big. yeah it is a dream. it's just so slow they're always gonna get behind it. i know this is like goalie's dream. nice hit. thanks. i worked really hard on it.
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so we're all in different worlds now. it only took 30 seconds. thanks very much to madobob16 for the 13 months in a row, welcome to the quarry! starting off strong. eagerly await a couple of months from now when we all have all the content hopefully and then we don't have to deal with this but at the same time this is kind of funny. i hope it's only gonna take me a couple of months to unlock everything with the lost. yeah, i mean... it'll depend on if the chaos card gets patched or not.
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okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i
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and then teleport into the... devil room? i loooove these tiers. i got triple shot, tech 10, proptosis green lasers of death. i've got freaking hammer of dawn mode right now. it's like doctor fetus, or epic fetus effect, but everything just dies in one hit. and at three shots... learn from my mistakes! pick a run and run with it. oh, it gets worse after this? you're gonna end up like me, i nicknamed myself.
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whoever spelled jim carrey did it properly and i appreciate that because he's a canadian prince. he's royalty. didn't you guys just vote on the new queen? fuck off. vote on the new queen. northernlion's gonna put you out of a job, one. 58 to 42. wow. i googled jim carrey and everything. you googled to figure out how to spell it? to make sure i got the last two letters right.
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when you're playing there's three lanes so instead of the five buttons like so they could do chords i think was the idea i guess yeah but it just confuses all the muscle memory i built up over the fucking many many years of playing and i feel like if i keep playing and get good at it i'm gonna get shitty at rock band so doesn't that mean like nothing is back or compatible with it because all the buttons are out as sequence yeah you gotta have all new equipment and everything
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it wasn't as bad as everybody had said it was. the action scenes were good, it was just a little repetitive of everything else. i think comparing exclusives between ps4 and xbox one, there aren't really a lot for xbox going right now. so, i'm just gonna wait and see. maybe if someday they make some more stuff happen, i'll change my mind. yeah. force is an exclusive? well luckily i don't play racing games. i play a little bit, not enough to care.
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this.
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you take everything at a pace that's like we're not gonna die someday. no, we are definitely gonna die someday. i'm ready for your code now. oh, no, i'm not ready. okay. here's the code. it's 2 1 3 3 6. i did it. aw yeah, now i can play as elf lady. 2... 1... here's a bow? 3... 2 1 3 3 6. there we go.
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if one of these dates is gonna work, you'll all be fucking sorry. is that how jokes work? you're all gonna be so fucking sorry. when it lands properly, you'll regret it. you're gonna regret everything. you're gonna regret all those laughs you never had. that could be true.
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oh, this guy's got scatter bombs too. eh. some people gotta grind for everything in this life. babs just over here getting free scatter bombs. universe just hands some people everything. next you're gonna tell me he's got the lazy worm. yeah, he did. i take it the lazy worm. i'm having to think real hard about how i do this here in triple devil deal too. just so you can feel a little more pity for me. doubtlessly, probably 9 lives of satanic bible.
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you don't even need to offer me anything. just give me a box of domino's. are we talking domino's pizza or a box of, you know, tiled domino's? i would rather fuck the pizza, to be honest. me too, yeah. you're gonna get burns on your johnson, man. i would rather fuck pizza than domino's. are you saying that domino's isn't pizza? i'm saying that domino's aren't pizza. subtle distinction changes everything. in some languages it does.
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i did not know dactylic hexameter off the top of my head. that one was assisted. oh, that was very impressive. that was one of the strongest parts of your argument. thank you. but rob could have been... tarodactylic. get out. i believe actually tyrannosaurus rex was part of the... was that age. fuck, i knew it. i knew it! i was gonna say it and everything. tyrannosaurus rex is part of what age of history? does anyone know?
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granted, he's a genius. i'll give him that. but, you know, the rocket powered roller skates on a rickety bridge, i'm not quite sure how far that's gonna take ya. if you get too close to me, everything's going on fire. and i'm gonna be able to dodge out of the way, you're gonna be freakin' shootin' around into the railings and lighten yourself even further. all it takes is one little bit on the edge of your paper edge, and you're just gonna, you're just gonna go up. i can dive into some water somewhere, or at the very least, you know, cut off my own arm if i have to, if i'm freakin' burnin' to death.
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and thank you random speech for the 669. you and the scumbler have been there for me when i was not in a good spot and i finally get a chance to work and thank you for that. you have made a difference, thank you. well, thank you as well. done. isaac's done. donations shouted out. everything's cool. nick, the beer is too far away so i'm just gonna take a drink of this johnny walker. oh. you guys are having, you're having a beer? yeah, i'm gonna go get my beer now while i run my ads. you know what? i'll wait for you.
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that was so do you actually think this is worse than it used to be or do you just say that i? actually think this might be worse than it used to be me too before you used to just stand up on the ledge and watch everything burn okay, man. i don't know why i did that though nick you need to like your levels are good i'm not gonna deny it, but you need to like make teleporters like an item non grata for a little while i
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so now we go to the chambers of hell, right? no? we're gonna dive there. give me a freaking minute, okay? you gotta go to this fucking... dude, i'm talking to the thing in the middle! oh yeah, that's what i was at too. yeah, hold your shit, it just takes a second. claptrap is explaining everything we have to do. woah, you guys can spin with the right stick too. dude, it doesn't recognize the controller. i've gotta use the freaking keyboard.
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okay, get inside! they gotta cool it with the everything kills you a little bit. i got stepped on by the vtol jet! i love this game a lot. it every good. oh we did it. yeah! i better get xp or i'm gonna be so mad. alright i got 90. i got 90 whole xp? i didn't get xp. yes, rob i told you you're my wingman. oh gee i got 123 xp. so we all get credit for having a sample it looks like.
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ryan, i thought you were using a controller. i am using a controller, you pressed the back button. oh, okay. i translated it to tab. what is this? oh yeah, shoot it. rob, this is our beacon. i'm gonna stay far, far away because you fuckers kill everything. alright, don't get a turret yet, and if you do, don't put it near the thing. oh, too late. watch out. prepare to die, basically. watch out. this is gonna fuck us.
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