Quotes about “everything I've ever said"”
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625.84
i hate this shit of like, hey, fuck you, i hate you, i'm gonna blow everything up. oh, nevermind actually, like we're friends, i've got a begrudging amount of like mutual respect for you. just freaking fart right off, man. you think i'd give a shit and a half about anything that you've ever said to me this whole game? i'm just here for the xp, dog. yeah, maybe don't stand in front of the laser detonator, i'm trying to blow up a nuclear warhead here.
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3069.460
by being the best player anyone has ever seen. you might be the goat, man. tim horton's witch be like double double toil and trouble. oh shit, that's pretty good. i think i've seen a couple of them working at tim horton's too. nah, i've never been inside of one. that's not true. everything i just said in every capacity is false. you just lost two and a half million? bop bop and i'll do it again! i don't care man, easy come easy go. alright, it's getting a little ridiculous.
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1041.30
so i don't know much about vancouver, washington and everything i've ever learned about it was learned under duress against my will. most of it came from a single conversation with someone i worked with in korea where when she came to replace a teacher that worked with us she said i'm from vancouver and we said oh another canadian and she said no the real vancouver bad first impression.
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1959.760
he's beating this shit clean off. that's fucking funny. i don't care who you are, that's funny. you can see his breath in everything. no way! it's never went that far! behold. anyway, what were you talking about? i don't need to keep a log of all the concerts i've ever been to. because i know i said it yesterday, i think i've been to like eight concerts in my whole life.
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1848.00
it's been a while now pretty fly for a white guy now that i'm an adult i realized that it might not be the best song ever made. it's probably in like the top ten though ever in history eat your heart out johan sebastian bullshit by the way, i'm just kind of making idle conversation everything i've said here has been true but mostly i was just waiting for this challenge to actually finish because it was being kind of annoying we got smb superfan as our achievement and
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703.64
i have two bombs. i don't want to use these bombs against fucking peep, man. that's not how i want to live my life. just be cool. thank god we've gotten all these wonderful items so far, right? like, abel's really holding it down. he's done approximately jack fucking 0% of the enemy's hp. that cube of meat actually just saved me from taking red heart damage. so i take back everything negative i've ever said about it or any other cube of meat for that matter. go, keep it going, keep it going.
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2807.08
wasn't so bad holy shit. she really does do the pose everything i've ever said is true okay, except for anything i said that was fucked up that was clearly meant as a joke i'm also i think the truly enlightened choice is actually abbey road and i find myself maybe i should stop saying the older i get because i don't know if it has anything to do with age i think it might just have something to do with time
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1089.32
alright, well disregard everything i've ever said this room's a little bit tricky because it's got all these leaping enemies but hopefully we can freeze this one and then get the f out of here. they made some creep i think i stepped on too, but yeah anyway in spite of my ineptitude it's it's a crazy good item tower card is not though so number one. i'll always take it we have had some range upgrades so our range is not terrible in fact our range is actually very good i'm digging this quite a great deal. let's use our hermit card here just cuz
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3182.86
look, this must be close to the left. like close to the edge of the map on the left. cause we're getting way too much bedrock here. let's go. oh my god, it's so the substrate. holy shit, she really does do the pose. everything i've ever said is true, okay? except for anything i said that was fucked up. that was clearly meant as a joke. best radiohead album, the bends? no, but like it's good. it's not the best. i mean it's kind of like... it's a bit of an insane take.
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344.44
not spooky in the slightest. i will step on the other button. i regret everything. i regret it all. anyway, long story short, i finished uh, norbit. definitely do not recommend it. um, pretty terrible movie, all things considered. arguably one of the worst comedies i've ever seen. the only thing i can say about it is that um, it does have a couple of moments that i thought were pretty funny. i think we've said those enough, we don't need to go back down the road, but run.
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