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i'll make i exist stream. i don't actually know what's wrong with my stream because on my side everything is fine i think twitches having some ingest issues, but i don't know it's possible at which is having some ingest issues they might not be i can't say for sure i i also like october nick fall weather is a big one. you know i will say controversially. i don't really care for halloween i
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all cartoons in the 80s were for selling toys. all everything is for selling toys, man. it's all fucking big hasbro. thor the troll, thank you very much for the subscription. aw, i hate this floor so much! did i open that secret room? i'm loving this lost run, by the way. just throwing that out there. i have no bombs, i can't even open the secret room. aw, this floor is so fucked. i've got 12 cents, i have to go try and buy a spirit heart.
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when i was in high school i'd actually go hang out there. it's a good like get away from the adults place, you know? yeah, it's like a surprisingly ubiquitous country story. i've been to some quarries in my day. just go stand on top of a pile of rocks and feel like a badass for a while. you get brewed and everything, it's great. what i've done! that's the song from transformers 1, you might not know it. you have that playing on your mini disc player.
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as much as i wish it was, or wish there were, so i could get more of a revenue stream. that's pretty much what i'm all about, is just like various revenue streams these days. we gotta hook up some revenue stream of consciousness. what about this guy? break this? just kinda jack into the ad stream. no problem. and then everything we say gets monetized. don't worry about taking my gold, no problem there. do we not share it? i don't believe so. okay, where's the next... monkey over here?
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rin away. it's raw. unlocks cook's head. sorry chat. he blew me away. bullseye. where's bullseye? take through it. oh no, i didn't mean to. bullseye. part of shadow warrior challenge. oh okay. well we should run some management when we come back and play some bomber nods for now. thanks for watching. we'll be back in three minutes. we'll have some friends and everything. it'll be great. friends and everything. let's get some good music. yeah, i'm looking forward to playing this again.
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road to j. smithtown is in j. smithtown. my theory about the hitler skull piece is probably that it was ancient aliens. oh yeah, of course. what isn't anymore really though? i'm starting to question a lot of things man, the pieces are starting to line up. i mean not everything he says, but you gotta admit, some of it yeah, some things.
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it'd be real frustrating. aw, six months, jeez. ryan, did it take six months off your life? i gotta make it to the single lay the single lay the single layers? the single ladies? i gotta make it to all the single ladies. hey, single ladies? yeah! quantic brad, thank you for being timed out. i thought that was a subscriber. i was gonna make a joke about quantic dream and everything. man, i was way ahead of myself on that one. i like it. yeah, me too.
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try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go...
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even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all.
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sunshine rules everything i do i was to do a car sunshine dicks and they were called some balls. they work. oh it didn't work. i like the face. he makes at the end making the comeback happen
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oh. uh... no! break the water! what?! rob, you have to win, you fuck! there's fire! don't be on fire, there's water all around you. you can't be on fire right now. fire rules everything around me. fire, get the money. rob! rob! go to the water! i already got 10 though. why?
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these guys know what's up. you're not their first duel at the ok corral. that could have been like a game right there. i should have counted you in for the duel actually. sorry i didn't. cash rules everything around me. i got zero. ducks get the money. dollar dollar bills. did nick really get one? i did. i don't know what he just got. jesus man. come back here.
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a lot of effort. i don't wanna do. alright. rob rules everything around me. i am the god. it's rob. i can't believe i have to go through the bullshit of picking my hat every time. oh fuck off. i did it by accident! i didn't mean to quit out of there. i don't know why that happened. down! and then i gotta press a... host!
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i'm in a glass cage of emulsion! nice try josh! i'm all lined up and everything. i wanted to see if i could do it. i couldn't do it. i got oh no i gotta play the ash! nooooo i slid too far. oh shit!
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and to see if it performed well. and they didn't change the engine at all. like, there's still the same little weird invisible blocks and stuff. i can still do pause glitch, which is really awkward on the vita, but try it, it actually works. i did a brownie skip and everything. so yeah, it's a solid version of the game. and it works. the controls are even tight, which you wouldn't think they could pull off on vita with such a small screen, but it works fine. i also feel like sucks. yeah. i feel like maybe unlock or on like, uh...
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then we tested everything. pci slots and you know, well there's maybe it's using too much of the power supply so we plug in like the auxiliary plug on the power supply and blah blah blah like we tested again with rumble muffin to give it some sense of legitimacy. yeah. for like maybe four or five hours. and then we put in the other the old gpu and it just worked fine.
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and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean
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i mean i guess this is a game. it's not out. it's a little further for you right like for me it's only an hour and a half hour and 45 minute flight so to do seven hours of travel fuck that's nasty, and i'm sure i mean they're they're like paying for it and everything, but i'm sure it's like i
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is that who made it? yeah, 82,000 years ago. oh my gosh. first time i ever heard of worms, i was on a bus going to a school field trip and the guy had a game boy with worms armageddon. nice. and we played it the whole time. i was like, what is this? it looks so shitty and intriguing. magic mosh! back then, team 17 ported worms over to everything. magic mosh. i'm slightly faster. magic mosh is coming through to save the day.
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holymantle9lives and yet still people in chat are like, that's incredible. so that's how bad the run was, that we got the two items that guarantee you a win. a wing! i've had both of those and i was definitely not guaranteed. but i guess you're a bit better. i got this ludo run going here, i should probably load worms up and just continue this run later but it's so fun just moving my ring around. everything just dies.
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aww baby. it was not bad actually. what did it do, like 60? 50 or 21? the last stranger talked to me... oh i said it a lot. this is actually true. the last stranger that talked to me did offer to sell me a magic the gathering expedition. but it was at a magic store. so you know, context is everything. if you're inside of a building and a stranger talks to you, evaluate the building that you're in and then decide what an appropriate reaction is.
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think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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it sucks about the motherboard, it's like if it is the motherboard, that part is like the most annoying to replace. yeah. it takes everything apart. it's like the mother of boards. it really is, it's the mother of boards. like daenerys targaryen. gave birth to the other boards.
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wow, alright, i guess that really makes sense then. it was designed for that. man, this seed has everything right off the bat. first floor super envy fight, a dubious item room. ooh, cursed die into soy milk, holy shit. it's a proper send off. well, it's not soy milk, but it's a soy milk ish item. i got soy milk. what? cursed die into soy milk, that's what i got. oh, you re rolled cursed die and got soy milk? oh my lord.
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and it's looking like a lock for mine as well, so i think we're i'm very glad to hear this. it feels like the end of a year. yeah, basically. that's true. this is our new year's. yeah. i mean, out of all the games i've ever played in my life, i think i've played the most rebirth in a concentrated amount of time over everything. i can see that. i've played more terraria, yes, but it was spread out over longer. i've played more super meat boy, yes, but again, spread out over longer. i'm actually surprised you've played more super meat boy. mostly because of the editor.
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oh man, that's like if you're a cubs fan everything like the universe is against you apparently there was you had to wait like 30 years for this like kismet to take place and you got swept on the day it came out. that's sad it is a little sad i guess unless you're like a new york mets fan. i'm sad for them i don't i don't get how the new york yankees can be in one conference and the new york mets can be in another one how does this make sense? i don't get it
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mean you should be the hell would anyone say that it's like it's just a salty breakfast meat there's nothing wrong with it sausages did nothing wrong eat the sausage. oh my god. i'm playing so badly to start with here that's okay, though try not worrying about combos like it all for a while and just shoot everything and see how long you can live that way okay, i'll consider it. i think it's a nice way to go. i have just died though. that's okay sausage is better than bacon. well, i mean, i think it's like 5050. oh
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did you know that they scale the countries oddly on maps? yeah, you got your mercator projections and your other projections, etc, etc. is there a map that's got the actual proper scales of everything somewhere? it's like a hyphenated name if i remember correctly. what is the best map projection? a user's guide to map projections.
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how's that still alive? i upgraded it once. should be no land left. oh lord. that was anything still alive on my side. it's very true actually. i think this will be the death knell here. the lasers are really helping you because you got this little funnel i can't really cut through. and you got the shields on top. and i don't have lasers so everything's arced for me so gg. good game, good game. nl are you streaming afterbirth later? just asking because nobody else is. i get it.
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you could, yeah, if you wish. is that a thing? do people do lost redraw? oh, they do it, yeah. oh, yeah, it's like, it's for the dragon rites. does anyone win it? oh, austin wins it, yeah. austin won it? he's like really good! at rebirth, i didn't know. probably done everything. he played it non stop, didn't he? marathon. yeah. some bitch. he's really good. yeah, out of all of us, he was the first to unlock all the shit. that's pretty sweet. he unlocked everything? no, i mean in rebirth when it came out. was that a lot?
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yeah, there's a ton of stuff. yeah, there's quite a few things to unlock. i had never unlocked everything. that's very true. but i'm still better than everyone at the game, so it doesn't matter. that's also true. without a doubt. oh fuck, don't make me do this room. i ran six miles either kill me or entertain me.
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i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer.
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no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small.
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wait, how does the daily challenge work if someone doesn't have all the items? the everything's unlocked already. really? yeah, i guess it's like a different room. wait, how do i... alright, i forget how to play. alright. josh, what games do you play, man? like, in my spare time? i'm starting to think you're a fake boy gamer. oh! the fiery musket! what games do i play? i play nlss games, and then i play like watch scrubs on netflix, that's pretty fun.
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he's the greatest sniper of all time! he's vasily fedorov from enemy at the gates! i've never seen that movie either. i think he's like... silly fedorov? i think his name is fedorov. but it's like vasily something. oh, gotcha. this tree is just making fire. oh, okay! uh, now everything's making fire! this is just like... just dropping fire everywhere. the rocks are hot, man. don't pick them up.
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i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking.
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against what everything i believe and said it's like having isaac's heart with none of the advantages. i was like oh man why i agree with you but not because of that reason because that's ridiculous a lot of advantages
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yeah, like, okay, seriously guys, now! i went from this run barely existing, i was like about to die, i was at a half heart, and now i think i might just not take a single hit on super greed or ultra greed. wow man, that's actually amazing. actually no, i took two hits while i said that. but that's okay. this is the ultimate breaking item, the dice shard, because it rolls everything that i've already collected, pedestal wise, and all the stuff on the ground. i've only had it once, but it seems excellent.
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like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone
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remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely.
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it just arbitrarily seemed to spawn a bunch of troll bombs that killed everything on the screen. that might just be one cave. like there is a wave that's just full of them. right, yeah. could have been that. but it could have been that as well. why'd you ditch box of friends? because people said they wanted me to d4. as lilith, i don't know man. broke after four that time! no! it's like five minutes of work and four cents. it's like a dollar an hour.
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everything being said with all the trolling and some people being haters i have been having a ton of fun with this game. oh, yeah same here. so not me though. i hate it nick nicky's one of those haters. i really do quite like it actually. no, it's it's been uh, it's been a lot of fun it really seems like all the items that are added or at least the vast majority of them are actually meaningful
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nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like...
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row.
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oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine.
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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bunch of spikes lined with calcium and then like it goes into like a big fucking pit where it just gets turned around and you know dissolved with acid for like 12 to 24 hours, and then we just shit it out minus everything that could possibly provide nutritive benefit. we turn it into just like fucking brown nothingness. fuck this game. you're right about the brown nothingness though.
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fuck boy. you gotta go with mathis' family. his dad will buy 20 packs, his sister will buy 20 packs. well i mean truth be told rather than spending 120 bucks on a freaking fatback which is the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you should just buy a booster box and then you get like 36 full hour lands anyway. and then everything that's in the packs, that's probably like 130. as jofos for the six months in a row resubscription, welcome back.
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you keep your arugula, you keep your goddamn spinach. that's exactly what i was just gonna launch into next is like, you get your arugula, you get your tzatziki, you toast your baguette and you got it going on. no, i'm is this my turkey or a smoked gouda? i'm all for everything like the gouda, the tzatziki is amazing. it's one of those sauces i can put on most things. it's not a sauce, it's a spread. whatever. it's a condiment. it's a sauce.
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thank you very much to the third planet for subscribing to the channel. that's pluto, right? that's a modest mouse song. gravity rides everything, man. that's track 2. that's right after third planet. mercury's in retrograde. montreal is a dirty, dirty city. what is it? jeez. i didn't say that. i'm reading a comment. you gotta be careful about that stuff, man. maybe this event, like, you know, there's a lot of dirt on the ground.
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she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything.
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once you have the reaver, you're pretty much set for everything else. if you know what i mean. oi! oi! permit card? where does that take you? the shop. it takes you to the shop. i knew that. that's why i said it. let's see, like the lollipop. don't lick your lollipop, jessica. don't lick my lollipop! eh, you might lick it. no. i'm not... i mean, god. eh, i'm not gonna do it. don't knock it till you try it. you might salty. it is possible. i mean, i don't know. let's go this way.
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it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the...
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oh, he got it! what the fuck happened there? this game would be so different if they just didn't touch the weapons. murdered. it's very true. oh, he fucking gnome mercy. he's throwing everything! gnome mercy. let's move. oh god. good merciful gnomes. that's the backstory to my next d&d campaign.
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it also allows you to like, hit it and be like, oh yeah that was a pass. like pretend that you did it on purpose. yeah? yeah i know that game. ahh you cock! everything's fine. oh, it's fine. oh nice stop. that was on purpose. oh that's big. yeah it is a dream. it's just so slow they're always gonna get behind it. i know this is like goalie's dream. nice hit. thanks. i worked really hard on it.
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oh man. it burns. oh, see you later, goots and shed. i guess they decided we weren't good enough for them. bye, goots. i liked your sonic avatar. baron, how's your chance? get in there. game speed is time warp. what does that mean? canadian cannabis. that's it. that's the only thing. it's just game speed is time warp. everything else is fine. i'm assuming like insNLy fast.
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind.
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so we're all in different worlds now. it only took 30 seconds. thanks very much to madobob16 for the 13 months in a row, welcome to the quarry! starting off strong. eagerly await a couple of months from now when we all have all the content hopefully and then we don't have to deal with this but at the same time this is kind of funny. i hope it's only gonna take me a couple of months to unlock everything with the lost. yeah, i mean... it'll depend on if the chaos card gets patched or not.
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i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost
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okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i
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and then teleport into the... devil room? i loooove these tiers. i got triple shot, tech 10, proptosis green lasers of death. i've got freaking hammer of dawn mode right now. it's like doctor fetus, or epic fetus effect, but everything just dies in one hit. and at three shots... learn from my mistakes! pick a run and run with it. oh, it gets worse after this? you're gonna end up like me, i nicknamed myself.
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nice, artex. rr gera! de erra! plus, it will not take kobold and nick, uh, 10 minutes or 16 minutes to beat, uh, their chest. one floor here. i think. yeah. or one shotting everything. i got spacebar items. must be because i have all the passives or something on me. yeah. no, you should be careful now. because... i i mean, i lost it because i gave away my... forget... or my d100 for the forget me now. so...
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whoever spelled jim carrey did it properly and i appreciate that because he's a canadian prince. he's royalty. didn't you guys just vote on the new queen? fuck off. vote on the new queen. northernlion's gonna put you out of a job, one. 58 to 42. wow. i googled jim carrey and everything. you googled to figure out how to spell it? to make sure i got the last two letters right.
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sometimes you got a ming li, you know? oh, jesus christ! is everything okay? the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the painting's cut off. the
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when you're playing there's three lanes so instead of the five buttons like so they could do chords i think was the idea i guess yeah but it just confuses all the muscle memory i built up over the fucking many many years of playing and i feel like if i keep playing and get good at it i'm gonna get shitty at rock band so doesn't that mean like nothing is back or compatible with it because all the buttons are out as sequence yeah you gotta have all new equipment and everything
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it wasn't as bad as everybody had said it was. the action scenes were good, it was just a little repetitive of everything else. i think comparing exclusives between ps4 and xbox one, there aren't really a lot for xbox going right now. so, i'm just gonna wait and see. maybe if someday they make some more stuff happen, i'll change my mind. yeah. force is an exclusive? well luckily i don't play racing games. i play a little bit, not enough to care.
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it's like my favorite archetype for a daily. it lasted until the dark room, so it was like a full run. and it wasn't too tough, but it wasn't too easy. and i put down a score i can be relatively proud of, so i like that. and i did the nuclear throne daily, and the nuclear throne daily was fun. you just made a career out of doing all the dailies every day for everything. that's pretty much where we're at, man. that's my new business proposition. you do the sponky daily, you do the catacomb kids daily.
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you know, a song by the knack. and i'm like, come on. there's no mystery involved in this. this is my sharona. and i pick it every time. but it'll be like rap, something hip hop or rap. and i'm like, oh okay. so it's the one hip hop song in rock dance history. sure, feel good inc. i guess it counts. put it on there. yeah, i mean it's like 50 50 hip hop i guess. closer than everything else.
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this.
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i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription.
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really wish that were a demon judgment. oh. let's go with womb shop ultra greed. womb shield shop ultra greed. womb she again, shoal still has an item room. yes. yeah, the only one that doesn't is just the shop. good to know. don't really want anything here, so we'll reroll everything. mom's purse i don't think is good enough. so we'll pick up a battery.
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so we're just not going to do the stream and instead of like making a sloth character we're just going to like add an alt skin that you can tell people about for the shark man it's like you know what that's fair. so that is i do have my own skin in the game it's just not there yet. all right the idea is there this is not me throwing shade at tiny build you know everything at pax gets gets fucked up basically dude throw all the shade who cares i still want the sloth
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the sloth, i have to, i can't be mad at them because the sloth did not look right. i want it because it doesn't look right. it was just a brown streak. and like a sloth he's like a cobalt and brown streak together for the first time. a bipedal sloth does not look right. like, oh no! did he have the fucked up claws and everything? yeah, and the claws were just like dragging behind him like he wasn't even really running. oh no.
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look at the game we're playing right now. you think i'm insulting the wii u? yes. the wii u could run everything i play. now you might be insulted. fallout 4? it probably could not run fallout 4 in a way that you'd be happy with, but i'll give you that one. you don't want fallout 4 with motion controls? nope. i don't want zelda with them either. i kinda don't want anything with motion controls. i don't want anything with motion controls at all. except unless it's on the htc vive, in which case i'll allow it. you want your wacky contraptions game.
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i like it. have you guys played it since the open beta release? no. no. nor have i. alright. we have figured that all out then, very well. there's like a lot more art in everything now. in brawl royale? no, there's just more art in it. i was like, more art is a big positive about the wooden speedrunners release. maybe the lion won't look so janky now. oh, there's an animated deer. cats! this way!
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brb... where are options? should i aim here or in the top right? hud and world is what zeke told me. hud and world, okay. alright, i got it. oh, exit game. haha! don't exit the game. okay, i believe i have everything now. alright, let me know when you guys are good to go. ahem ready. i'm good. gettin' there. oh. ohhh. i know, life's really tough. you're right.
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you take everything at a pace that's like we're not gonna die someday. no, we are definitely gonna die someday. i'm ready for your code now. oh, no, i'm not ready. okay. here's the code. it's 2 1 3 3 6. i did it. aw yeah, now i can play as elf lady. 2... 1... here's a bow? 3... 2 1 3 3 6. there we go.
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just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow.
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oh, that's spy's lens. you got spies? yeah, you know. that bear is cooler than me. do you not believe the story of wojtek the bear? you think that was a made up... it's like the tooth fairy, you know? i believe everything i've been told.
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if one of these dates is gonna work, you'll all be fucking sorry. is that how jokes work? you're all gonna be so fucking sorry. when it lands properly, you'll regret it. you're gonna regret everything. you're gonna regret all those laughs you never had. that could be true.
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